/OG/ Onion General

ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS

>why should I eat onions?
Based on a study conducted by Iranian scientists, they've found that the equivalent of 1 onion a day in humans increased serum testosterone in rats by nearly 300%.
It has also been shown by small groups of communities to stop balding, as well as grow hair back when applied on the balding areas, however, no major studies have been conducted on this.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24302558
ergo-log.com/onionjuice.html
mysupremacy.com/natural-testosterone-booster/
fitnessandpower.com/nutrition/onions-can-significantly-increase-testosterone-levels

>do is have to be raw?
Yes. The study was conducted with raw onions. Cooked onions could possibly work but most onion men find it unlikely.

>how much should I eat?
Roughly 1g per KG of bodyweight. A normal sized onion should suffice quite well.

>How do I eat it?
Some anons have suggested dicing it and mixing with foods. Others have suggested blending it in a smoothie with other vegetables and fruits, bananas in particular. Some have suggested submerging it in lime juice to neutralize the sharp taste.
The traditional method is eating small bites of it as a sidedish like many people in the slavic world did for centuries. it goes well with meat, nuts tomatoes. basicly everything. The onion begins to taste good once you get used to it.

>How do I get rid of onion breath?
Cinnamon, lime juice, and nutmeg have all been recommended to neutralize the taste and smell. When you brush your teeth keep in mind many of the smell inducing onion leftovers are stuck to your tounge and your palate.

>what are some common effects?
Different onion lads have reported random effects.
Aggression, higher lifts, quicker recovery, increased libido and less insomnia, please contribute by posting your effects to perhaps convince onionlets to join us.


also, trying to summon oniondude. january 3rd you said, eh?

Other urls found in this thread:

onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1750-3841.2010.01715.x/abstract
twitter.com/AnonBabble

when you eat the onion like a sidedish.
put some meat in your mouth, then onion and eat it together.
inhaling through the nose and exhaling through the mouth can remove the burning sensation in your nose induced by the onion gases.

The onion juice industry is about to become a lot more profitable in the US.

Why do you always look so sad in pictures?

I don't smile either but something about your face shows fear...

That's the onion gaze

>le epic may-may
The Onion Meme is so Last Thursday, it's worn-out, tired, dated, old and busted. Face it OP, you have to update your trolling material fairly often because it gets more stale than day-old bread. Seriously, I heard *little kids* of like 6 or 7 years old talking about onions; when little kids are into it, you know it's dead. Time to move on, OP.

What 6-7yr olds are talking about eating onions to increase test?

Does cutting up onions and leaving them aside in the fridge for a few days reduce their potency?

I noticed the sharp taste was less.

In other words, is the test boosting quality of the onion directly linked to how zingy it tastes? Obviously when it’s cooked it becomes sweet and has less test effect.

*one shekel has been deposited into your account*

Guy from Onionland here (thats how they call Poland, srs look it up). I will bless you with ultimate raw onions recipe. Here it goes: you need 2 tomatoes, onion, sour cream, salt and pepper. Dice the tomatoes in bite sized cubes, dice the onion, put it together and add a tablespoon or a bit more of sour cream then add salt and pepper so it tastes the best for you. You wont feel any bad taste from onions at all, thats why its so good.

I don't know, but I would assume that is the case since chopping the onion and allowing it to oxidize is what activates its beneficial properties. I eat half an onion a day. I usually store the other half face down on a plate in the fridge for use the next day. Also, 3 cloves of raw garlic a day. Since incorporating these two foods regularly into my diet, the symptoms of my auto-immune disease have improved quite significantly.

Literally tried eating them straight up raw and diced.

my tongue was done for like 24 hours

That sounds awesome, gonna try it.
See the post I linked or eat the onions after you put them in chili faggot.

>Roughly 1g per KG of bodyweight. A normal sized onion should suffice.

False.

Human Equivalent Dose (mg/kg) = Animal Dose (mg/kg) x [Animal Km / Human Km]

Human Km = 37

Mouse Km = 3

Rat Km = 6

So more like around 50-100 mg for a fitizen

>lightoflucifer
I see you

You’re both half right and half wrong

In the study it was 1g of onion for a 250g rat, so actually 4g/kg per day. But, taking into account that conversion factor of 37/6 we get 0.65g/kg per day for a human. Then, since the study dealt with onion juice only, I think it’s safe to round up 0.65 to 1.0 to account for all the dry matter in the onion.

So 1g/kg per day seems about right. I think this needs to be explained in the copypasta because everyone always complains about how we arrived at that 1g figure.

4 * 6/37
4 * 0.162162...
0.648648...
Assume 100kg
64.864864... g

You summoned me?
3rd Jan is when I can send them off.
Normally it's 3-5 days after, then the results will be ready

That's the secret...im always fearful

Smart kids
Smarter than you
>Lol epic burn smiley emoj kiss kiss

Based onionlad
Hope you had a very Merry Christmas

Thank you.
I have just bloody caught a fever from some asshole who was coughing and spluttering around me a couple days ago.

I hope it don't change the results

It might help to eat isocalorically for the time you're ill, and keep the healthy fat levels on point

I'll keep the diet exactly the same.
I have for 20 odd days so far why stop now.

Time for an onion.

im so ugly and desperate to become aesthetic that i unironically drink blended onion juice daily.

Im really waiting for the blood test desu, lmao if it does nothing and a bunch of ppl have force fed themselves raw onions for a month. And even better if his test rises by 300% and everyone also starts eating raw onions. Tbf if his test goes up by at least 20% ill start eating onions too.

>Erections have been fucking BIONIC since onionmaxxing
>Morning wood is just freaking preposterous, wakes me up at odd hours
>Wife is not complaining whatsoever
Don't believe the lonely Jew bloggers goyim, the onion life is legit

Do you feel any different now than before, onionknight?

A little.

A bit more "pepped"
Morning wood and slightly better endurance.

At present I have a fever unfortunately so I am run down.

>When you brush your teeth keep in mind many of the smell inducing onion leftovers are stuck to your tounge and your palate.
It's actually evaporating from the blood in your lungs. Cleaning your mouth is only a short-term solution.

The same components are present in garlic and there was a study that showed that drinking milk with garlic helps reduce the odor.
onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1750-3841.2010.01715.x/abstract
Maybe you should add that to the OP.

I find cheese with the onions negates some of the odour

Poland's recipe is the right way to go confirmed

It'll be fun either way

to defeat particularly spicy/potent onions:
1) cut onions into quarters and soak them in ice water for 5 minutes (this is a lifesaver no matter how you choose to prepare them afterwards)
2) add chili and fresh lime juice and put them in the fridge to marinade, like onion ceviche
Soon you will be past the crying stage and eating aromatic apples straight from the earth

what manner of onion is best? red? white? yellow? what about pearl onions or shallots?

>sour cream and onions
onion game solved

What's the point of wearing a sweater and collared shirt if you're going to wear that hat? It's like he woke up in the morning planning to dress well but on the way out the door said "Fuck it. I wanna look like a d-bag today"

Might I suggest doubling up onions for the duration of your illness?

4 onions a day.

>I'm an absolute madman I'll try it.

So basically onions and dairy.

>onion man never makes it to Jan 3 because he violently overthrows several countries in a fit of testosterone rage

I love me onion

Lads, do pickled onions produce the same benefits? They're still raw

what would warrant somebody this ugly to willingly post his picture on a uzbekistani virtual yarn marketplace?

I know it's not OP btw

I don't know.
Is just go with the standard raw.
No point wilting pown pickled if it wont help.

Red

I probably ate 140g today.

You're looking more and more like an onion. It's irreversible now. Also, you remind me of Charls.

How many days until the effects kick in?

>ugly
His face is atypical but not in a bad way. Ugly is not in the first 100 words I'd use to describe it.
He looks like a nice chap.

Don't you fuck with Onion Lad, I will Shoryuken your fucking face

onionbro i hope you arent needlessly spilling your seed any more than usual

i was working out today and thiS GUY SMELLED SO FUCKING BAD, HE REEKED OF ONIONS, WHAT THE FUCK Veeky Forums WHY WOULD U PUSH SOMETHING SO GODDAM AWFUL ON PEOPLE. THIS GUY WAS PARADING AROUND STINKING UP THE ENTIRE JOINT, PEOPLE WERE ACTUALLY COMPLAINING OUT LOUD AND STARTED LEAVING. EVERYWHERE HE WENT IT WAS A GODDAM TRAIL OF TEARS. HE FUCKING ASKED TO WORK IN WITH ME ON PEC DECK I FUCKING GAGGED AND JUST GAVE IT TO HIM EVEN THOUGH I WAS ONE SET IN. FUCK YOU Veeky Forums YOU FUCKING RUINED EVERYTHING

>everywhere he went it was a trail of tears
if only

onion bro always reminded me of matt sharp

>going full retard because a single, irrelevant, low quality study on RATS showed to temporarily increase test
This meme has to die already

Stop oppressing me

>Catalog
>Hide "onion"
>???
>Remain a buttfrustrated soiboi

5'3" manlet here, will onions unironically make me grow?

It's just frustrating to see how incredibly stupid, naive and childish the people that post on this board are.
Every time you see a thread like this you begin to realize that you are reading discussions of literal retards and should probably stop lurking this place all together.

It wasn't like this always. Peopel were sceptical and critical towards new hypes, they didn't start spamming the board with 10 threads a day because a random guy found a random, irrelevant, not even humanly targeted study somewhere on the internet.

still waiting for more than one study by iranian scientists on fucking mice OR blood work that shows before and after test levels (controlled, of course)

when does that onion guy get his bloods back?

also why are so many retards in this thread either mad about anons eating more vegetables or shocked upon discovering eating onions like apples is a terrible idea?

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>It's just frustrating to see how incredibly stupid, naive and childish the people that post on this board are for eating onions
>Every time you see a thread like this you begin to realize that you are reading discussions of literal retards who are literally eating fucking ONIONS and should probably stop lurking this place all together.
>It wasn't like this always. Peopel were sceptical and critical towards new hypes like eating vegetables, they didn't start spamming the board with 10 threads a day because a random guy found a random, irrelevant, not even humanly targeted study somewhere on the internet says eating onions is a good thing to do

what did you expect? Veeky Forums (especially alt-right blood and soil dipshits from /pol/) are low-test and miserable. they are looking for any easy and cheap way to get more test

>Peopel were sceptical
You sure showed us, smarty-pants

>Everyone I dislike is alt-right
>>>/leftypol/

I'm pre-emptively calling the onionman blood work results bullshit unless adding onions was the ONLY thing he changed

Do it better then. Put up or shut up faggot

the american fears the vegetal

I do not get it. Eating 100g of onion is almost nothing. It is barely half a cup. No biggie. If it does not work, it is not that much of a sacrifice.

literally only one study by goat-fuckers done on rats
this is pathetic. I bet none of you would ever try getting 8 hrs of sleep a night however

That is a myth. Depends on the person. Isuañly anywhere between 5-9 hours of sleep is ok.

>shnozz like a proboscis monkey
>not ugly
imagine having standards this low

Mewing, chew bunch of pieces of gum at the same time till your jaw is sore, lift, nocum/noporn, onions, meditate, do activities that you enjoy that are "forward" or "masculine", we develop our facial/body features through lifetimes

And what if I do?
And why do you care about what we eat, or that we are connecting over appreciation for a fucking vegetable?
And why are you raging out about the dietary journey of anonymous users on a Bengalese Thatchery Forum?

Shovelhead fictionalizing hairstylists justifications idiosyncratically
U r a ghey

>Mewing
I didn't know what this was. It's the practice of having one's mouth closed, with teeth touching and touch against roof of mouth. I have already done that all my life, it's my natural state as I breathe in and out of my nose mainly. Guess I already fell for a Veeky Forums meme and I didn't realize it

whatever. i put them in some foods because it makes it taste good but i would never eat them raw.

>mfw I regularly eat both raw and cooked in the same meals

Thanks.
I am a nice chap.

Yes.
The dark hado (red oinion) flows through you.

Same as standard.
No excessive spilling.

But that's why I am testing blood.
I believe nothing.
I am testing because I was sceptical

Should be sent off 3rd Jan
Blood back 8-10th

I have kept the same diet training sleep sex stress even over the Christmas period.

YES

>some moron larping as a medical professional spews a bunch of unverified data without a single source
damn, great piece of evidence you got there

you eating red or white onions?

i prefer white onions

>at the gym
>Go to do me some 5×5 2pl8 bench press
>A guy comes to the bench next to me when i was doing my last rep on the second set
>After i finished i took a deep sniff
>Gag.jpg
>He smells like rotten onionn
>Onions smell so bad that i stopped halfway and went to the other side of the gym to do some meme machine exercises
>tfw wasted my chest gains and pump because of a Veeky Forums meme
Remember to wash your mouths with bleach onion"men" unless you want to get your asses kicked out

Red.
They have more of the good stuff.

I'll file that under "things that absolutely happened "

And in your story you left.
So eat an onion and join in, rather than being pushed our like some none onion based meal.

>Peopel
People?

>new hypes like eating vegetables
ech

I was the user in an earlier thread who was allergic to red onions, I certainly felt the effects but I couldn't keep eating them cause my uvula would swell up and I'd have trouble breathing and swallowing, I haven't heard of anyone else having this problem so is it just me being allergic or have any other anons experienced this? Also can you give any advice for me to deal with this? You're doing gods work onion man

Within what time frame will I start to feel the effects? I may try this if it is short.

WEAKLING AHAHAAHAAA
YOU ARE DOOMED, MY ONION-AURA IS A FOG ULTIMATE

>Isuañly anywhere between 5-9 hours of sleep is ok.

Isuañly that's a mighty wide range there.

Pic related.

>Daytime testosterone levels were decreased by 10% to 15% in this small convenience sample of young healthy men who underwent 1 week of sleep restriction to 5 hours per night

is there more content connecting ancient greece to onions?

>Swollen vulva

MOGADISHU

>eating raw onions is full retard
does your diet consist of meat only with 2 hour shits for a small nugget to come out?

Are you doing raw onions?
Can you do onion juice afterwards to find out if its better or the same?

Yes

is that Podesta?

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Onions still have a bunch of other health benefits even if the test boost is BS. Still gonna eat them every day regardless