Only ever get mired by dorky teenage girls

>only ever get mired by dorky teenage girls
I'm not sure I like this

You could take them out of the weeblife if you so chose

> be 24
>19 year old gf
Young, relatively untainted pussy with that youthful body is irresistible. How could you not love this feel?

18 is k

>getting mired
lmao

when I started lifting I would get 14-16yos hardcore eye-balling me, open mouth and all. that has dropped considerably as I got bigger.

I'm pretty sure it was because I had a more of a 'bad daddy' look when I was a little flabbier, only tall with wide shoulders. Now I look less like a dad it kinda stopped altogether, sadly. I dated two 14yos and fooled with a 3rd while I could (14yos are legal here).

How do i get a gf that is younger than 20

Pretty easy when you are not a neet.

>27
>at gym few months ago
>new girl comes into the gym
>huge titty monster with an amazing body
>hair on her arms so I realize she must be latina
>for a few weeks we play the don't look/look while not looking at each other
>finally we talk to each other
>hit it off pretty quickly, notice she has braces so immediately know she has to be mexican
>she's light complected for a mexican and can't deny those monster titties
>we dating
>she's just turned 19 a month ago

This bitch has titties I'd expect on a mid 20 girl....not a freshly out of jailbait bitch.

>20
>Meet new girl in town says she's 19
>hit it off and go on a couple dates
>go back to her house for "studying"
>she goes to bathroom and I snoop around
>find school papers
>"wonder where she goes to college?"
>stillinhighscool.jpeg
>girl actually 16
>leave immediately and cry self to sleep

Idk if I'm just a pig but I'd keep on hitting it anyway. I mean she told you she was 19 right? Besides 16 is legal in most of the world besides here in Burgerland

Not a viable legal defense.

>Not wanting to plow insecure teen pussy

Are you gay?

Not worth the risk at all

>are you gay?
No I don't want to go to jail

This is why we need national socialism

>not wanting jail gains

what are you gay?

>Was at the mall the other day
>A bit high
>Notice chicks in front giggling and turning back to look at me
>Think there's something wrong with my face and go to bathroom to check it out
>Turns out there's nothing, i actually look pretty good that day

I never had something like this happen

you seem a little too obsessed with race.
is something bothering you user?

How do I get that D.Va skin?

Just be yourself, man

16 is legal in most of US too.

>only get mired by mom

Mires from teens are easier to spot since they didn't learn to be discreet yet.

be a 20-something with an ounce of social tact

Same. There's one in my uni, she never learned that staring is a thing that you have to quit, in which I have to say; fuck you autist society for setting these norms.

Well yeah he's probably against mixing races like 90% of the population is. A majority of humans do not have cross-racial mixes in their parents or grand parents, especially if user is Chinese or Japanese.

...

Lucky.
I just scare teen girls because I'm much larger than them.

time to move

I don't know, they just look like children to me. I doubt I could relate to them, Not to mention the lack of attraction.

This reminds me of that one chick in middle school who suddenly got huge knockers around 13-14 y/o and then she became fat an disgusting. Literally lost all her value before even making it to the stock market.

>I doubt I could relate to them
I can't even relate to chicks my age because I'm autistic like that, but I'd still fuck them.

>be known ghost
>Visited extended family for first time in years
>They all mire me
>user when did you get so big and tall??

Had to hold back my smile. Boys we all gonna make it.

>cousin (15)
>"pecs"
>touches abs
>"solid"

> Me in middle school 13 years old or so.
> Had just bought Final Fantasy 8 and was sitting in mum's car reading the manual while mum and little brother were inside at his basketball game.
> Big titted girl 1 year above me sees me in the car. We knew each other by site from school/
> She leaves her friends and comes and jumps in the backseat with me giggling.
> "Do you want to hook up with me?" (meaning kiss)
> Me: "Uhh nah that's ok"
> TFW I lost my virginity many years later at age 21

Fug, I hate it when the universe sends you a gift and you are too oblivious and/or autistic to act up on it.

>be me at 15
>winter time
>cute girl who lives in the same direction as me tells me her hands are cold
>tell her mine are warm
>"well, then warm me up"
>hold her hands between mine to warm them
>"how can your hands be this warm"
>"I'm a guy you know"
>she messaged me that night asking for my email and we started chatting on msn
>fast forward
>we're chatting all the time
>suddenly she drops that she likes me
>she's always joking around about stuff so I think she's kidding
>just go along with it
>"yeah, baby, I like you too"
>she's fucking ecstatic
>think it's all part of the joke
>joke goes on for almost an hour talking about how happy we're going to be together and shit like that
>ask her if she's actually serious
>"yeah user, I really like you I wanna meet you tomorrow"
>next day
>greet her normally by hugging
>walk around village
>she grabs my hand
>walk around holding hands til sunset
>walk her home
>kiss her before parting ways
>all part of the joke r-right haha
>next day at school
>friends all congratulate me
>suddenly her friends talk to me too
>holy shit, we're actually together
>didn't even like her really
>actually liked another girl who suddenly didn't want to talk to me anymore and always looked away when she saw us

Actually came to like her after some time and we shared our first time. Still wonder what would've happened if I actually had the balls to approach the girl I actually liked back then.

Almost had the same shit happening to me, but I still have no idea where she got the idea that we were "together" so I broke up with her the same minute she messaged me about us being something.

Fuck, these stories really bring back the memories from my time in school. Being young in small school with only few boys and the majority being girls was great. I literally had all the girls on me for my whole time there.

Well, in my case it only happened because I went along with it and it honestly was the best case scenario for be because I got to lose my virginity early. I also had this junior chick who was always hoovering around me during breaks, which suddenly stopped after I got a girlfriend. Never realized how popular I was until then.

I went on a tinder date with a “19 year old”. We met up at a bar (drinking age is18), she is a university student (everything seems to check out), get drunk, go back to her place and fugg. Then she reveals she’s actually 17 and I’m just like... fuck yeah you just went from a 5/10 to a 6/10. Smashed that a few more times but she started wanting to see me more and she was by no means good looking enough to be anything more than an occasional slampig.

Is 17 actually legal where you live or are you just retarded?

>implying it'd matter

ok calling the cops

This shit brings me back to my austim days
>gr 10
>had long nasty hair
>only exercise was some rugby
>summer comes
>work at summer camp, loose like 20lbs, start lifting
>come home
>my buddies sister and her friends talk to me more
> girls at school start chatting me up
> my oblivious ass is too out of it to process women liking me
>laugh a long, blow it off, even to the point of where two grills ask me to ask out their friend to prom ( she was a fucking qt italian girl too, rail thin but 8/10 face)
>straight up refuse party invitations.
>end high school just as autistic and lonely as before, oblivious to status increase

i'd be really fine with that if those dorky teenage girls looked like this

>i can see her chookchook in her pants

t-this isn't okay, anons. pls delet

huehues are top tier sexual animals.

never pass one up, they will flat out tell you they are DTF, no games.
>u have to be fit and guido tho

DELET THIS

sounds like my bodybuilder friend

>fa aspie in high school
>got jacked
>mired by high school girls
>goes on dates with random milfs from dating sites
>starts going to temple and tells me he wants a traditional jewish gf before he flips and tells me that all women are whores who will try to take his money and cheat on him when he becomes a millionaire

White man with Mexican girl reporting in.

Super tradional Mexican family too, they don't seem to mind me being white at all.

The issue is how do I get a great over 20, I'm pretty much a grandfather at 28, and on Tinder I just do the mass swipe. I only seem to match with 17-19 yo, and while they're attractive they're too young.

I'll take all the Dias and Nozomis.
Hell I'll take the Yoshikos as well.
Anything but Nico.

I get mires from women of all ages. I've never done anything about it though. If I actually am attracted to the girl I get nervous just thinking about talking to her. Maybe I should just become blind you I won't know

>mfw get mires all the time
>mfw girls always excited to talk
>mfw they complete 180 when they realize what a complete social autist I am

What workouts will make me stop being a social retard guys

>untainted
she's either lying, christian or a 3/10

same thing happened to me
>be year 10
>kinda chubby girl with big titties has a crush on me (didnt know at the time)
>messages me on facebook
>"hey user how are you x"
>reply "not bad dude, yourself?"
>never messages me again due to my autism

they dont look that attractive desu. u can find young looking girls in college anyways.

That's because they haven't peaked yet user.
If they are really 13 in that video then wait until they are at least 17.

>be 13 years old
>really really really like a gril, she is aware of this, also it's pretty obvious she likes me
>user i forgot [some stuff she needed for school], i'm going home to get it (had some free time), wanna come get it with me?
>ok
>we go
>chatting, she's smiling real hard
>get to her house
>"i'll wait outside, be quick"
>she looks at me like i'm the biggest retard on earth for a few seconds
>goes in, takes her book or whatever the fuck it was, comes back out
>go back to school, almost don't talk at all
>that fucking feel when i'm still a virgin at 21 years old

somebody needs to slap these retarded sluts back into the 6th grade, where they belong. What the fuck is wrong with their parents? Jesus come soon

house leaves x F

>Studying before class listening to music
>Bunch of girls giggling
>They ask siri "How do I get this hot guys number?"
>More giggling and I look up
>"He can hear us"
>I leave and study somewhere else
>kms

Are you my coworker?

Imagine trying to have a conversation with them (inb4 incels, women are good for friendly companionship too, especially when they become mothers to your children).
Top tier breeding stock though, as long as they don't have aids and haven't been raped by coons already

>christian
They just take it in the backdoor

>A majority of humans do not have cross-racial mixes in their parents or grand parents

>that one chick in middle school who suddenly got huge knockers around 13-14 y/o
Yep. I feel you. I'm a Tiddy hunter myself, so the fact these sorts of girls bloomed and were claimed by Chad usually on 3-4 years later still makes me sad.
Here I am at 27 and still trying to bang monster tiddy girls, but the ones my age are just ew.
This. To think there was probably some 16-22yo Chad railing them because they were "mature enough" to make "their own decisions" (i.e. Hormones and body basically override everything).

It's federally legal, but most states 16 is only legal if you qualify for a Romeo and Juliet statute (IE you are under 21 yourself.

I'm a fucking jailbait magnet and it's suffering.

>be mid 20s
>have to go for teenage girls because all girls in your age range are too smart to want anything to do with you so you go for the naive ones

damn imagine being a father to a 19 year old girl and she comes home telling you she's dating some TWENTY SEVEN YEAR OLD . you know you fucked up as a father there

But I already fail to leave the house.

>tfw no avg kr gf

;_;

It depends. If he has his shit together, I'd feel more comfortable than a 19 year old who is most likely still in his party phase

My grandparents were 18 and 28 when they got married

Lucky guy

>he thinks women keep maturing physically past 17-18 years old
their skulls get taller and jaws get more defined, face gets slightly higher E features, that's it. They don't get more sexual development user, they stop growing before us by 3-5 years

Go to the mall if you're looking to sex immature girls

Same. Literally the only times a chick hit on me that was >8.5/10 was when one of their ugly sorority sisters liked me. Shit always used to baffle me. You could be average looking, but if a hot chick hears that her friend likes you ? (even if she’s hideous), you turn into a fucking Chad

This is so wrong
Do you have more
I need to so how much more wrong it is

Right is best tbqh

>Been lifting for 2 years now (19)
>Get back from Gym
>Mom pitches traps and goes "Woah!"
She's so great.

that was my saddest kek yet

>Imagine trying to have a conversation with them
yeah you're right desu I don't even speak portugese

Not saying i agree with his decision, but being a white knight sheep is bad brah

>playing mini-golf with friends
>notice group of teenage girls checking us out
>talk friends into going talk to the girls
>call dibs on the most plain one
>built like a twig, unkempt blonde hair, big glasses, braces, bad posture, annoying snorting laugh, no boobs or ass whatsoever, clearly a weeb, just turned 15
>ask for her number and ask her out for a movie later, think nothing of it
>year and a half later still together
She turned out to be quite pretty under all that weeb grime, is eating healthy and working out because of me, sex is phenomenal, her curves are finally starting to come forward, has a spare key to my apartment, is into the whole little housewife routine, still a filthy weeb tho.

Part of me wants to propose as soon as she graduates highschool, but I'm not fully convinced yet.

what is ariana grande? because whatever she is is what im into

>20 in 3 months
>college sophomore
>plan date with 18 year old off tinder
>"btw i'm actually 17"
>o-oh ok
>assume she's a high school senior
>go out, have a good time
>figure out from context clues she's actually a high school junior
>think "she's 17, she'll be 18 soon, it's fine"
>set up second date
>day of, making sandwich, dad asks me what i'm up to
>say i'm going out
>asks me where she goes to school
>[blank]
>"[blank] high school?!"
>narrows eyes
>"how old is she?"
>raises eyebrows
>"so she's a senior?"
>uh...yeah
>he makes a Larry David face and walks away
>go out
>she mentions her birthday
>mfw it was this month
>she won't be 18 until basically 2019

w-was my dad right to judge anons?

thats not avrage

No who cares lmao. Literal three year difference

so 17 to 20 is ok. how about 15 to 17?
>literal three year difference dude