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/fraud/ - Post-Christmas Fatass Edition

y'all ignigs let the thread die again

A thread for the discussion of PIEDs, primarily anabolic-androgenic steroids (AAS)

Please read ALL of reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/index before commenting in this thread.

If you are new to steroids please post your age, height, weight, %bf and years spent training before asking you questions.

We can't tell you how to dose your AI and we will make fun of you for asking about oral-only cycles.

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Yes, it's the feeling of your balls shrinking to the size of raisins. No joke. You can easily counter this if you did your homework.

Just found four vials of NPP I had forgotten about. Guess it's time to get j00cy this winter bulk.

Anyone bridged your cycles with SARMS? Just finished a test c cycle wanna do sarms in off season before doing tren

I know people that do that but I never understood the appeal. You've just gotten off a cycle and are fighting to get your natural test production back to normal so you.... take something that suppresses test levels? If you were cruising I would understand but for someone who cycles that just seems dumb.

>tfw too impatient to learn all of this shit
I wish I had the dosh to pay some doc under the table to make a plan for me

>TFW LIBIDO IS COMING BACK

Gonna fuck the SHIT out of my girl tonight. Doing anal. Any advice?

Don't be alarmed when you get poop on your dick.

i wont be

God damnit how I hate my father. How can you treat your son's like shit. I don't get this

you realize that the link in the OP literally tells you exactly what to do, for free?

Put it in her mouth right afterwards.

Silicone-based lube is better than water-based, and make sure to warm her up if she hasn't done it before. Start with a smaller plug or vibrator and then when she's ready ease it in.

Watch this
youtu.be/ZoDy-srzUrA

Doctors know next to nothing about steroids unless they use them. Even an endo is pretty clueless. They treat illness, they aren't there to enhance normies.

If you have a larger penis you'll probably have a bad time. Either blood, pain, or both. Fucking shame because I love anal.

Bro has solid advice for making it a success though IMO.

Why cycle when you can just stay on all the time?

Don't use silicone lube with silicone toys!

It makes sense for really tiny doses (like 0.5mg for LGD 4033 for example). It will help him mantain with negligible supression (shit his PCT should be able to handle). Maybe add onions to your PCT lol

Anal is stupid

they make it more fun in porn, but in reality it's less fun

I would first massage her pussy and clitoris then slowly combine it with her anus. She will love it, my gf gets much hornier when i do that instead of only rubbing her pussy. Her orgasm are insane if i do all 3

if I'm cutting -1500 does it matter if I split it -750/-750 cardio/diet vs all diet?

That Reddit wiki is down...

>to the size of raisins
How do i fix this without hcg? It's ruining my sex life. Nano maked me scared they can get stuck if they flee out your nutsack, which happens often because they're small and my nutsuck get really tight

Is ball shrinking an issue even on your first cycle and within 200-300 rec. dose of test.?

not a good use of sarms my man

best thing about starting at a low cruise dose is you can learn this stuff as you go with negligible risk

i didnt have noticeable ball shrinkage on 200 but its dramatic on 300

Unless you like melted plastic in your anus. I don't judge.

>How do i fix this without hcg?
You don't. Enjoy peanuts and non existent loads when you can have them normal or above normal sized on hcg and squirt loads (ha ha)

I don't care about the loads. It's just annoying they get small af.

You can't run hcg forever

Works for me

I don't get the appeal of this. How is shrinking your balls, and harming your vital organs that you need to live, a good trade off for muscles just because you're too lazy to work out?
Sure, you'll get muscles, but then what? You'll get health problems, you spend all your money, and then you die from a heart attack at 40. ...for muscles. ...because you can't be arsed to train like normal people.
Wtf?

>too lazy to workout
You're implying that people who use steroids don't have a greater work capacity and use that to workout 5-7 days a week. You really think you outwork guys like Kai? What's even funnier is that all of fit's idols use or have used steroids. Continue spending more on supplements than I ever will on steroids.

What routines are you boys on at the moment?

>replying to obvious bait
C'mon breh

Do you run HGH mast?

Im on TRT, is as 30 week cycle of 300mg Primo doable?

That's bait mate. I loled at the "spend all your money" part especially. If steroids are a financial strain for you then LOL. I spend the same amount going out in one weekend as a 16 week cycle costs me.

true but you can cycle hcg forever

Why not?

Clomid works well, I run it occasionally for shits and giggles, but my balls were super small before I even ran gear and I still blow big loads even while on blasts so ???

>cycle hcg forever
I dont think you know what cycle means

but yes, you can run hCG forever:

eje-online.org/content/53/2/315.short
eje.org/content/77/4/753.short

Oh, I'm sure you workout a lot when you want to. When you listen to your favourite motivational music, or when you've drunk a lot of coffee. ...but the whole point of steroids, is to work out LESS. You don't want to put in the hours, because you don't have the required dedication. You're mentally weak. ...and so you transfer your weakness to your physical body instead. ...so now, instead of being obese, you have infected muscles and ruined organs while being MUSCULAR instead. ...and then you die. It's not like you just end up with torn muscles and a shortness of breath - you also have heart attacks and actual damages that prevents you from eating things like enough protein.
Aestetics isn't worth dying for. You guys don't get fitness.

Stay small

Dude, I'll gladly stay "small", happily knowing I'm healthy and will live a full life. That's the whole point of fitness: To be fit to do things.

Dude you're killing me rofl. INFECTED MUSCLES! RUINED ORGANS! TORN MUSCLES AND SHORTNESS OF BREATH!

You're getting some takers though so good on you, keep it up.

Yeah I'm sure it is. Nothing else to talk about though. Y'all ever walk into a GNC and look at their supplements before? Had the guy at the counter trying to sell me all sorts of stupid shit from deer antler powder to various powdered roots. Reminds me of ancient Chinese secrets like rhino horn for sexual libido and shit like that. Fucking snake oil salesmen

I went into vitamin shoppe and asked the guy where the unflavored creatine mono was. The light left his eyes and he just pointed.

please don't speak for me. my point of fitness is compensating for my 5" penis and 5'7 length.

Speaking from personal experience, I started putting in significantly more effort once I started roiding. For example, I autisticly count my calories year around now instead of just counting them during a cut. When I was natty I would sometimes skip going to the gym. Now, I will literally do whatever it takes to go to the gym during periods where I'm really busy. Knowing I'm potentially Damaging my body gIves me motivation to try harder, because if I am damaging my body, then I might as well get the most out of steroids.

It's kinda fun to fuck with the GNC salespeople. Pretty much the only thing I use my biochem degree for these days.

I go to mine to get ephedrine every now and then and it's crazy how much "steroids sounding" things they have that aren't actually steroids. everything is TEST BOOST this, GH that, etc. so much garbage is being sold to natties who want better progress and when you look at the ingredients it's like a couple fuckin vitamins and random bullshit

Are you me? But lol this guy's bait is decent. It's perfect if you're on tren because you get angry at the stupidity of it and forget you're on the internet where nothing matters.

I actually went today, gf's parents got me a gift card for there. I go maybe once a year. Decided to try out Rich's pre workout (RIP). Mix it with var and another 5g of citrulline and we're in for a hell of a shoulder day lads.

>tfw no jack3d

I'm doing Nofap pls stop.

Welcome aboard. You can either be a little bitch like my brother and suck up to your shitty dad for the rest of your life like the snot grovelling turd you are or cut him out from your life forever like I did.

I remember going into a white hot rage when my brother made my mum cry because he kept defending that piece of shit. Now he doesn't ever mention him, not to me at least.

Guys should I fuck this thicc trap? I need a second opinion because the test makes me want to fuck everything.

Any front on face pics?

Go ahead, just wear a rubber so you don't become POS :^)

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Do you guys reckon tren does anything as far as skin tightening goes? Last DNP cut left me a bit loose, wondering if the tren can help me out.

You make me fucking sick.

It's not gay if the penis is feminine.

Nevermind don't do it. It just looks like a fat guy with feminine fat distributions... Then again that's basically what this is.

This is not a good tranny.

Yeah I agree, but traps are rare in my area and I have wanted to fuck one since I was 15.

You both make me sick one for being a tranny fucker the other for being a weeb.

this guy looks like shit

...

Ok user just don't blame me once he takes his clothes off, when instead of revealing a curvaceous THICC physique remeniscant of Rose Monroe he reveals layers on layers of lard, man-boobs. A tiny little pink cock (shrunken from the estrogen-abuse) dangling between his legs, a huge disgusting man-ass that smells rancid and a bit like cheese, hair everywhere, and a prominant Adam's apple. He might look like a convincing Trap in some pics, but be warned. This isn't Blaire White, this is Shrek.

In that case I'll do what I've done to many a roastie. Say I have to use the bathroom then jump out the window and sprint to my truck.

I'd rather imagine fucking 2D characters than an imagine I'm fucking a women while fucking a man.

The dick is what makes it fun. The mix of confusion, dusgust and arousal leads to a crazy hardon and powerful orgasm.

I'd rather imagine neither.

>hurr durr the dick only makes it better
And I'm somehow a degenerate?

You don't even get a choice, you KHV. Stop pretending like you have any other options.

Not him, but I think that in the spirit of the season we should agree that all of us here are degenerates

I'm just a guy who likes chinese cartoons, don't group me in with the pseudo-gay.

its gotta be a meme or some shit
he looks like crap, even got his own pepe

>I'm just a guy who likes chinese cartoons, don't group me in with the pseudo-gay.

Please remember how and what you have posted previously.

Everyone in this general are degenerates, everyone on this board are degenerates, and everyone on this website are degenerates. People really need to learn how to accept their degeneracy instead of trying to project unto others.

Yeah and? Don't group me in with the psuedo-gay. I'll accept being grouped in with jews before tranny fuckers.

No, could you imagine how i would look like if i did

doesn't it mutilate your sperm cells? i have read some study about it

Clomid eye effects makes me scared

I had the same shit with letro, made me always blind

You would do perfect in twink porn

So hypothetical, not weird and vaguely roid related question: what size dog collar would you think would fit on an average sized woman?

>what's that go to do with roids
Idk, the tren is making me into weird shit.

Probably about 16 inches around? I dunno though. My arms are about the size of my girlfriend's neck. Sad...

Guess you'd know what goes well in it, faggot.

You can just buy human collars you know?

Im afraid to bulk.
Im just going to get fat then lose it all again.
If I stopped lifting Id have so much more time for videogames and look the same.
Plus without a gym membership im that much more disconnected for society, which is only a good thing, Ive finally got a 5 year plan, I want to be off the grid; totally seperate from society

Fucking chad

>You can just buy human collars you know?
Yea but a dog collar has a nice degrading connotation

Never forget to always have water on you. You see the homie in the background staring at me like a snack. Its not cause he thought I was attractive, it's cause Dude was dying for a sip of my water. We all know the feeling. On the beach straight thirsty AF. Shieetttttt, sorry bra but I paid like $7 for this over price damn water on Venice beach. On a Real note, make sure to drink a gallon a water a day. It's Hot AF! Stay Hydrated my friends!

You should move to Wyoming and build a cabin in the woods.

Don't you dip on me jerry. We're racing to 200. Going to the store today and shopping for food. Going to start my blast tomorrow. EQ, Deca and Test.

We're gonna make it. Promise.

Didnt you start your blast before your ban?
Genuinely curious, and just coming off the test/tren blast?

I've been cruising on 125 for about 2 months now whilst getting life stuff sorted.

Going to do this blast until winter arrives in about 5 months, then blast tren through the winter for warm feels and be set for summer next year. Fuck health. I just want a cutie like Sena so I can lie my head in her lap and she can brush my hair.

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Whats the Routine/Food plan for this blast though?

Whatever works.

Either wyoming or montana would be choice
But I dont think I could fully go off the grid, id need electricity and water, internet would be convenient maybe necessary for my llc

Think of the time savings
No cooking
Less grocery shopping
No lifting for hours
No cardio
Dont have to talk to people at the gym

just got broken up with what's a good cycle to make the self loathing subside

test+deca

GoodLuck - prioritize food if you want to gain

1g test 1g tren ED

I don't do cardio or speak to people at the gym. I can't score a cosplay nip cutie in my current state so I have to try.

Tren in massive doses.