>be me >be Veeky Forums >earlier today >ask girl I like out on date >she says yes, but asks where we'd go >we live in a small town with not much to do, quickly ask her how about the movies >we set up a date for friday >realize I can't eat any popcorn because I already had my cheat meal
I'm really fucked now guys, I already had Christmas dinner with my family, but if I allow myself to eat again my discipline will be screwed and I don't want to get fat.
How do I call it off without making it seem like I don't like her?
Nolan Flores
I hope this is bait. If not just don’t eat popcorn you sperg. You probably don’t even care about the diet it’s just that you’re too much of a pussy to follow through with this date and you need an excuse to justify it.
Andrew Moore
you dont have to eat the popcorn, just get a diet coke
Aaron Scott
Dont get any popcorn. Just act like your not hungry for popcorn and instead treat your ho right with ALL the good stuff, and you get whatever she wants with your popcorn cash. It skips the cheat meal and impresses the ho
Elijah Barnes
Just eat less calories later (or before) to compensate, you will still be worse than before because you will have a meal with worse macro and micronutrients but you won't get fatter and avoid looking like an as pie to her.
Don't overthink it, as long as you don't make it a common thing it won't hurt your gains.
Jeremiah Moore
don't listen to these fucking morons user. girls DEFINETLY CARE how much popcorn you eat. They know only small dick niggas order anything less than a large and eat it themselves. If you don't order a large and load it up with disgusting butter and salt, how else will she know you can provide for her needs?
Jeremiah James
>Diet coke GTFO fatty. Stop trying to brainwash us. Those cups at the movies are huge as fuck. Drinking a diet coke that big would be like eating 2 cheat meals.
Benjamin Sullivan
I was planning on eating the popcorn because everyone at work sees me as the funny guy, I want to do the thing where you poke a hole in it and put your dick through. It might sound weird to some people but our culture in this town is different.
Charles Stewart
This thread is fucking awful
Jack Perez
Popcorn is basically nothing, bruh. Just don't get it slathered in butter and you'll be fine.
