Was your grandfather a man?

puberty starts as soon as 12-13 in girls
inb4 big guys tracking this post

Don't you remember when this girl became a thing on /b/? IIRC, she was 13 in this pic

what does that have to do with anything?
"Hey babe want to hop on my cock? After I bust, we can go to your friend's 12th birthday party at Chuckie Cheese and I will buy you a barbie doll."
FBI are you listening to these creeps? arrest naow.

My father's father was at Dieppe and Normandy and marched all the way to Berlin. My mother's father was a Russian conscript and marched all the way to Berlin.

Again, things were different 50-60+ years ago.

I don't go to /b/, but jesus christ that doesn't even seem possible.

She's 19 now, and this pic has been floating around the internet since around 2012

keep telling yourself that.

I'm not telling myself anything. It was once socially acceptable, and now it is not. Just like how interracial relationships were socially unacceptable, and now they are.

One of my grandpas is a simple farmer.

The other was a world renowned physics researcher but a complete cunt.

>inb4 age of consent debate and thread 404

Preteens are hot, any guy who disagrees is fighting his biology.

Just because they’re hot, doesn’t mean they can consent, but they’re hot let’s not lie

Not to me at all, thank fuck I'm into milfs 30+ so I don't have to creep around and dodge the government my entire life.

>I'm into milfs 30+
Roastie detected. Prime dating age for females is 20-23

lowtest incel detected

My white grandpa fought japs while my islander grandpa was getting beaten and starved by japs. My great grandad was one of like 100 insular guards on guam. They would to hunt japs in the forest after the war. One guy he knew had a box of gold teeth from the ones they found

You can have the "prime" females. As long as there are roasties to hump and dump my life will be complete and I never have to worry about a

Married my single parent grandmother in 1964 when he was 18 and she was 24. Looked after my mother as if she was his own and had 2 more kids with grandma.
>mfw I'm a literal wife's daughter's son
He's actually a fucking great man, really hard working, funny guy. Sad when I remember I'm not blood related to him desu.

Your grandad sounds like a fucking freak

Such a sad existence.
Don’t understand how people prefer used up loose meat wallets, but if you’re into that more power to you

>stopped mid high-school to fight germans
>continued to fight germans until 1945
>picked up high school, didn't stop until he got his PHD and a tenure, in applied thermodynamics
>managed to be part of a championship winning rowing team several years in a row
>still continued to teach, write, advise and mentor phd candidates in his 80s
>died in his sleep on a holiday trip, after reading his favourite book

>other grandfather was a fat angry manlet, who never achieved anything other than the scorn of all of his children, died in his 50s, nobody even noticed for several days, was so obese it took 6 people to get his body out.

Kinda balances itself out.

>jesus christ that doesn't even seem possible.

I can see if you had a small dick, or wanted a serious relationship how that might be a problem, fortunately I don't, so I'm feeling pretty good about it.

Your grandfather was foolish for not raising your father to be the man he was.

well thatd be kind of hard since im talking of my moms dad.

>Lone Holocaust survivor among 13 siblings
>Went on epic quest in post WW2 Europe to find my grandma
> Moved to America and had four sons (high test?)
>Connected to powerful men all over the world
>Now his grandson posts greentexts on mongolian basket weaving forums

Do I win the thread?

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breast_hypertrophy#Virginal_breast_hypertrophy
>not having D cups at 6months old

plebs

Germanfag here. My Grandfather fought in an anti tank unit against the Soviets on the eastern front. He escaped soviet imprisonment two times and fought his way back to Germany. He was a hard working dude. Married my grandma because there where no other women in his village with a farm or land.
He was a bitter angry man. But everybody loved and respected him.
Those we're different times man. I wish he could tell ne more about his life. Things my 21 year old self will never experience...

What kind of a jew are you? You're supposed to be behind all the evil stuff in the western world, not posting on micronesian stone rubbing forum.

>only man I ever met desu my dads a cuck compared to him

wasn't a real man if he raised a cuck

it's simple, he's telling a stroy about his cool gramps to implant the idea in us that not all jews are bad.

Oy vey, discovered again.

>survivor

how old are you people who have grandparents who fought in WW2?
Are you in your early 50's or something?

>grandpa was a wild country singer in the 60’s
>never made the big time but did well enough
>had a bunch of kids and partied like hell
>age caught up with him and he slowed down
>became much more family oriented
I have his old guitar too, 56’ Guild. He actually just died like a month from brain cancer.

>Are you in your early 50's or something?
My grandfather was born in 1927, his eldest daughter and my mother was born in 1960, I was born in 1986.

Grandfather said he wasn't even the youngest guy in his guerilla unit, the 10 year olds did scout duty and every boy over 12 was trained to handle a gun. He was 15 when he first killed a german.

Farmer till he died. Also a was a militiaman, fighting against jews.

Same thing with dad with less farming.

t. trailer trash who's mom got him at 15

>if your grandfather wasn't a pedophile, he wasn't a real man

top zoz

>joined the Wehrmacht in 1939 when he was 18
>was mostly stationed in norway so nothing too tough i think
>after the war he continued being a soldier for the Bundeswehr
>later joined the police and became a commissioner
>he is still alive at 96 years
>lost his eldest son 3 days ago because of lung cancer

I was visiting him yesterday and at some point he mumbled
>user, (his dead son) why didn't you wait before i go first?

Feelsbadman

Both my grandpas were cool. One managed international shipping, and the other worked in a weapons factory, building bombers, and later testing munitions. Almost got merked by shrapnel testing a 155mm shell

So your parents had you in their 50's?

They both seemed pretty cool. One was more intellectual, the other a sturdy midwestern Czech dude from whom I got my big frame. Both tall. Pretty pleased with my genes although I got some crazy from the side with the intellectual.

Haven't felt like becoming an hero in years and I'm pretty Veeky Forums and I get laid, so maybe it's a good crazy.

>zozzle
I always despised this. Lel, was a corruption of lol. Kek, was the wow language filter when an alliance player saw a horde player say in for lol. But zozzle is literally nothing. It's got no connection to anything. It's the "here come dat boy" of laughing expressions.

Lots of sons are a sign you married an ugly woman.

>irish through and through
>in the navy
>came back after serving and became a woodworker until he retired
>competed in rally competitions
>sailed in his free time

hell yeah he was a man

uh yeah i think so

was some sorta gangster in his teens/early 20s

had a reputation for fucking every woman around

partied pretty hard in his youth

did a bunch of different manly jobs like mechanic, built houses + his own, did graphic design in his old age as something to do.

owned a couple houses, pretty beloved by everyone he interacted with.

got a property out in some holiday location that they literally refused to sell land to anyone but they liked him so they made him the exception.

had a reputation as a good bloke so people literally volunteered to help him build his house for beers.

found some of his old revolvers which are illegal in aus

overall yeah he was pretty g

Dad's dad
>Met my gran after ww2 in 50s
>Alcoholic
>Beat my gran
>Died of a heart attack at age of 49
>Never met him

>Mom's dad
>we don't talk about him

Meh

My grandfather is rich but a literal sociopath. No empathy, been married a bunch of times, constantly losing his fortune on stupid gambles.

On the other hand, my great grandpa:
>bought land and built his house with his bare hands and my great grandma still lives there
>knew every kind of plant and animal possible and could identify uses for them even just in passing
>killed snakes and other predators defending the home (and my great grandma) as well as hunted
>had 10 kids and managed to care, feed, and clothe all of them despite living in a deeply racist part of North Carolina
>Stuck to his wife and got all his kids not only into white schools but also into college despite only having been to the 8th grade
>Taught himself how to read and got his GED as soon as it became legal for blacks

He was amazing and I loved him so much. RIP.

>Farmer
I know a lot of farmers, your gpa was a cuck, even if he didn't know it

WW2 started less than 80 years ago, user.
People who had grandparents fighting in WW2 can still be in their 20s.

>naow
GTFO newfag beta bitch

Zozzle is a forced meme by some autist on /b/. He spammed /b/ for like a year straight with zozzle posting and this dumb fucking smiley face thing. Only people who say it are retarded new fags who think it’s “Chan culture”

Both of my grandfathers died before I was even born. One died in his early 40s and the other died in his mid 50s. Both of them had conditions that could've probably been dealt with if they just visited a doctor but ex-Yugoslavia is just a shithole. At least my father busted his ass to give us the opportunity to live in a better country. He's a real man.

On my dads side
>grew up upper middle class
>was big into running so was kinda skinny
>go my grandmother pregnant and married her
>got his masters in computer engineering started up a company that got bought out by IBM
>retired at 40 with all the money from the purchase
>started working again cause he got bored

My moms side
>was a 6’4” crazy newfie
>would apparently fuck tons of women around his small town
>got my grandmother pregnant
>refused to marry her because she was protestant
>got her pregnant a second time
>still wouldn’t marry her
>died a few months after my mom was born from a heart attack

Grandad born in '25, Dad born in '61, I was born in '91.

Perfectly possible. This is why teen porn is dangerous to click at.

No the prime dating age is 18-24. If you date 25+ your shit in the dating scene

Says who

>Mom's dad
>firefighter
>royal porcelain painter (there were 3 men for every 100 women)
>started electrical engineering
>has win several competitions in team rowing
>is autistic af and can tell you everything about science and shit
>is 86 and loves smartphones, computers and other technology
>teases My grandma all the time, but still obviously loves her

>Dad's dad
>born with only one hand, the other is a club
>got into economics school because of pressure from his father
>passed, but wanted to be a farmer
>went to try out as farm hand at a place
>farm owner thought it was stupid, but was talked into giving him a chance by his father
>started shoveling dirt, using club hand to dig in
>was the first one to be done and got a job as farm hand
>later got his own farm, met My grandma and told her
>"if you can't Cook, i want nothing to do with you"
>Luckily she could
>worked until he got too old, and then he hele My dad and others bild shit

They are pretty opposite people, but both Alpha as fuck

I meant, he used the club hand to pushing the shovel into the dirt. Not actually digging with it.

Heh my grandad died in a trucking accident and left my 12 year old dad to fend for himself.

He was a sniper in WW2.

Grandpa born in '25
Mom born in '61
I'm born in '92

Grandpa was a badass though
>fought in WWII
>met my grandmother while the United States army was liberating Paris
>his division discovered a concentration camp
>after a few years brings my grandmother over to the US
>settle down, have 5 kids
>stays active into his 80's
>loving and took me fishing
>going to name my first son after him

Both my grandpa's were worthless losers, but my parents were the best.

you sound upset, zoz

Thats like my maternal grandfather except in Guatemala. By the time i met him he could barely speak i really wish i couldve had some stories from him he seemed like he saw some shit.

Only highschool boys are into milfs

>When he dies the whole family falls apart
>My dad is a cuck compared to him
Sounds like he sucked as a dad desu

Grandpas born in 1921 and 1923, parents born in 56 and 58, born in 1995.
Result of a chain of teen pregnancies?

ahaha ur prob a cuck too tho

I always thought kek was a further extension of lel, seeing how k and l are mear each other. Like how pwn happened.

My grandpa on the fathers side
>spoke 6 languages
>was a colonel in the brazilian army
>when the president of the states was in my city, he was the one to welcome him and guide him though the city
>he fucked the maid regularly, but my grandma didn't know
>he found my grandma giving her english lessons

On my mothers side
>just a regular dude
>really quiet and beta
>is kind of submissive to my grandma

outies are FUCKING DISGUSTING

Grandfather was a marine who died in combat on Iwo Jima. He was born in Germany, to a rich family, and he emigrated to the US with his family when Hitler came to power.

He married my grandma before the war while in university. They had twins before the Japs attacked Pearl Harbor. He dropped out of school a year early to fight.

Well it makes it that much easier for me to get them doesn't it?

One grandfather went from a staff sgt to a light bird in a single day on Mindanao. Wrap your fucking head around that, army fags.

he went home with 4 gunto(including a handmade family sword) and a few postcards, to start an auto garage and tractor dealership. Worked 6 days and half days on Sundays, and came home for lunch every day, despite his wife going from a 10/10 flapper girl to a fat harpy over 50 years, and raised his three girls by himself.
>Catholics amirite

they went on to run a cattle farm, become a doctor and be one of the top Mary Kay saleswomen on the East Coast(that's a multimillionare, FYI).

He woke up screaming at 4AM every morning since he got back from the war until he died, and never talked about it. Just worked, ignored his wife and gave me dimes for the vintage coke machine in his shop.

my other grandfather did 20 years in the navy and hopped off two sinking ships in WWII before retiring as Captain (0-6). Joined the WHO and worked the rest of life in Switzerland with his wife, my grandmother, who had one of the first email addresses ever given out to the public (Compuserve number) and played classical guitar, painted and hiked the Alps until his 70's. Buried in full ceremony in Arlington and I gave the funeral speech. He went from finishing a world war to preventing world wars and never stopped serving the greater good.

so, yeah.

really cool

Damn, jealous of everyones grandad stories

On my mums side
>Worked in South Africa teaching blacks how to use tools and got paid pretty well
>Decided to leave SA to raise kids (Mum and her brother) with grandma in England
>Became abusive drunk that broke my grandmas jaw
>They divorce and grandma remarries
>He does nothing with his life, mother buys him a house when shes older
>Ruins my mums funeral and tries to fight me (I was 14 at the time)
>Dies this year and physically groans on his deathbed when he sees my picture even though its been 10 years since i've seen him

Fathers side
>Rich entrepreneur who owned several car lots for multiple brands
>Moved to America and gave control of said lots to my dad
>Dad runs them into the ground
>As punishment Grandad donates all his money to the church, becomes one with god and dies

Mine grew up with no father in the deep south and had to hunt and work to bring food on the table, he enlisted in vietnam while everyone else was trying to dodge the draft. He managed to make it to airborne school and eventually was placed into the US Army Special Forces. Ive gotten hammered with him a few times and he’s told me stories that seem like they belong in a tom clancy novel. He trained south vietnamese insurgents, killed high profile gooks, and had to burn down a few villages to send a message. My fucking hero

you don't have to over react man, this is a gay friendly board

My grandfather was
>born in 1932 rural Australia
>learned to hunt animals and eat bush tucker from the local black fellas
>joined the navy
>was meant to go to some shit in England for the coronation of queen Elizabeth or someshit
>he hated the monarchy so he went straight to the CO and said “fuck this shit, charge me idgaf, I ain’t going” so they posted him to a ship going to Korea instead
>served in Korea, was more or less a battle taxi for American marines, didn’t kill anyone himself, but I always respected the moral conviction and initiative he showed in getting the trip
>served on in the navy, made able seaman. Gave zero fucks and hated commissioned officers, English people and royalists, did his four and discharged
>worked as a shearer, jackaroo etc, boxed around the country
>when I was a teen gave me a watch, wasn’t an excellent watch but he’d had it for 47 years after a fight where the other guy took a swing and he slipped it, put him down and took the watch from his wrist
>was still a suave ass mother fucker until he died, could strike a conversation with anyone, make any younger girl blush, every friend I ever brought home loved him, my ex fiancé loved him
>was ever the stoic until his deathbed, what broke him wasn’t fear or pain. It was the shame of his grandson seeing him in such a state and having to help him up to shit and piss and go out and buy him extra blankets to fight the cold that set in.

My other grandfather, on dads side
>similar rural back ground but younger
>left school early to go be a jackaroo and stockman at around 13-15
>did this work most of his life until he got too old and was able to retire
>coeliac but never even knew bc all he ate was fruit veg and meats
>fit and lean for an old man even now in his 70s
>as charismatic and smooth as my mother’s father, able to connect with literally anyone he speaks to

My grandpappy died of drug overdose and my other grandpappy died of cancer

12 is too young but there is nothing wrong in wiring a 15 year old. There reason why this is good is the same reason the feminists shill against it.

15 is not the same as 12 but come on bro if you are 30 dating a 15 year old what are you doing?

Being a holocaust survivor is not a feat. All you had to do is be born a Jew before WW2

mom's dad was a bitter alcoholic who beat his kids+grandma and by all accounts was a pretty miserable cunt unfortunately. he was an electrician and apparently almost got involved doing some pretty important work with the guy who founded rogers until the alcohol got in the way
dad's dad is unremarkable but had a hot cougar wife after grandma left at some point. I don't really know much about either of their life stories but they weren't soldiers or anything. tfw baby boomer grandparents
also
>living on your own land in northern ontario with your own greenhouse, a young qt wife, and lots of game to hunt
literally my dream desu. kudos to your grandpa op

>> conceived on the boat to America
>>grew up on a farm in bumfuck NY, milked cows everyday for that god tier forearm development
>>dropped out of highschool after the teacher embarrassed him
>>walked away from home at 14 during the great depression, not enough food on the table for all his siblings to survive
>>moved to nyc and became a courier and trained to be boxer
>>got his nose horribly broken boxing, never got it fixed, learned to handle himself though
>>Enlisted in the Army at 26
>>Built the panama canal
>>Grandma wouldn't marry an enlisted man, became an Officer
>>Served for 30 years, fought in Burma, commands in Europe and in Korea
>>Retire a Colonel. without a high school education
>> cut his fingers off making toys for his grandkids, refused to get blood on his Cadillac and walked to the hospital with his severed fingers in a baggie
>>refused to speak english towards the end, spoke a dialect of swabish, no one could understand.

my stepgrandfather (married my grandma many years after grandad died) was in the SAS in burma, cutting throats under cover of darkness and shit. he never spoke of it though, for reasons i suspect other than confidentiality ones. he became progressively depressed over the years and spent his last days in bed 24 hours a day staring at the ceiling. i think it all caught up to him in the end. still want to be a badass like him though.

My moms dad:
Met grandma in high school
Philadelphia Firefighter
Poor as hell
Catholic so has 9 kids
Alcoholic
Dies at young age from busted liver

Dad's side:
Ran pub in Dublin
Somehow the paddy looked like a small tan daygo
Married my grandma
Had a palm tree in damn Dublin
Won a horse in bet ( maybe?) and gave it to my dad and his siblings for Christmas
Swam in the dirty liffy
Horse kicks my aunt
They kill it
Great grandpa on dads side:
Sold cattle
Great great grandpa in moms side:
Anglofag prod
Poor
Married paddy woman
Kids were catholic
Did go to their wedding