How do you make oats with water, and what do you add?

How do you make oats with water, and what do you add?

On the hob and I add 2 eggs.

>put 1/2 cup of dry oats in a bowl
>put double the amount of water into bowl (1 cup)
>let the oaks soak and soften for about 10 minutes
>put in microwave until all of the oats start rising
>take them out and add whole milk to desired thickness (More milk for less thickness)
>serve with cup of water

1 part oats, 2 parts water by volume. then microwave, stir and microwave again

I add a bit of brown sugar and a bit of milk

>brown sugar
never going to make it

Honey and Greek yogurt

I don't understand how you can eat that shit hot, like it's been just puked.

In my country they only sell rolled oats prepared to eat without cooking. I usually eat a bowl with brewer's yeast added and I mix it with yogurt.

Ι don't eat oats because I can eat literally anything else with better taste and macros. When I do crave them though, it's usually water or milk and oats in a jar, topped with frozen fruit and vanilla whey, stirred and set in the fridge overnight. That, or oats, water/milk, honey and cinnamon on the stove until goopy.
Please be hard-boiled or over easy on the side and not stirred inside, jesus
I love the taste of cardboard too, yum!

Oats don't taste like cardboard they taste like oats, dumb faggot.

Yes I just dump them in directly.

Instant oats, plain kind (no sugar bullcrap)
Add just enough water to make them wet, not at all soupy, almost like a tight dough
Add peanut butter if bulking, or measure PB2 if cutting (might need just a teaspoon more water for the latter, as it's powdered)
Mix, nuke for 30 seconds per packet, consume.

I always add whole milk, except from the time I had run out and used water.
>70g oats
>200ml~ water/milk
>2 teaspoons/40g PB
>cinnamon or whatever the jews sell me for cinnamon, with just the taste and not the health benefits
>optional: chopped banana
I put it in the microwave for 1,5-2 minutes because I like to drink it.
Afterwards I add a round teaspoon of honey.
Maybe I'll add more milk if it's too thick.
If I don't put a banana in, I'll eat a pear.

Banana, protein powder, semi skinned milk. Blend that all together.
Get a few plastic tubs and fill with a few scoops of oats and add the blended goodness between them.
Sprinkle on some fruit and leave in the fridge for as and when breakfast. They last about 3 days. I don't mind a cold breakfast and it leaves more time in the morning for other jobs. Pic related.

Half a cup of steel-cut oatz, one cup of hot water (or milk if I want to treat myself). Let that shit sit for about three minutes then add a pinch of cinnamon and a teaspoon and a half of raw honey (orange blossom preferrably to give that natural sweetness and energy boost). Chuck in some blueberries, blackberries, or diced strawberries. Breakfast of the gods.

I kill a nigger and use his blood

BROWNED

THERE'LL BE OATS IN THE WATER

Subhuman hedonist detected

>eating oatmeal cold
Are you a barbarian?

Nothing. That's my no-gains meal

>he doesnt know about overnight oats

>hurr durr overnight oats meme
Cold oatmeal is disgusting, why the hell would you choose to eat it like that?

2 cups of uncooked oats, 2 cups whole milk, and a banana. Blend it up and drink it down son