>be me
>mechanical engineer living in the midwest working for a firm hq'd on the east coast
>flown out for a company event, like the office episode where all the firms are competing in games and stuff
>lots of qt's around my age and older from the other offices are mirin and interested in this "country boy" with my "country accent"
>up-sell it and talk like my dad a bit to get the giggles and distance my upbringing from theirs keeping their interest
>office sizes aren't comparable at all in manpower so we're split into teams by selected team leaders
>my team has a very nice ratio of girls to guys, 3 girls for each 2 guys pretty much, like 15-20 people
>all the other guys on my team are these east coast soyboy sanctimonious type always apologizing to the women there for oppressing them
>easy time consolidating interest making up shit about working on a farm, saying no when asked if i lift weights, the girls are loving this
>through the day play these bullshit games like sack races and corn hole, one of the games is tug-o-war towards the end
>ofuckye.jpg
>other team is more dudes than us but i'll make up for it
>lasted a minute but started to win
>forearms and back were lookin juicy through the cheap shirt company bought
>could hear people watching and cheering saying "look at user's forearms!"
>fueled me even further, kept feet planted and started pulling rope with excellent rowing form, engaging my core and lats and making easy progress now
>get them past the line and dropped the rope
>was still in town for the following weekend so went to a few bars with some of the girls from the company
>was kind of annoying having to keep my story in line about back home but the pussy was worth it/10
When was your power level exposed?
T-Tell us more user kun, since you went through the effort of greentexting all that.
Not far enough along in my journey to be 'mired or have a chance to show what I worked for.
tldr desu
>forearms and back
You aren't a manlet user-kun, right?
6'3" pal,
33x34 jeans
>day of office park games
>lots of girls not used to non soyboys
>think i'm a cowboy
>play tugowar and basically win for team while looking joocy
>girls mire and want to fuck
>fuck
>used to work at costco during school
>not bad job, good pay, nice regular customers ask me about my family and stuff
>collecting carts and stuff in parking lot in tshirt because hot as fuck summer
>see old lady with big cart full of cases of bottled water and stuff
>didn't realize she was with her daughter until i got up and she came back from the passenger seat
>ask if i can help load her car for her
"isn't that kind of you user, (we wear the nametags) that'd be great"
>pulling out cases of water with straight back letting biceps and forearms flex from work
i swear the daughter's eyes about popped from her head when my brachioradialis popped out
>nice old lady wants to tip me but i say no we can't accept tips it's against policy
>she insists and shoves it into the chest pocket of the orange vest thing they make us wear outside
>lingers her hand on my chest and says something about being strapping or some other 1940's talk towards her daughter about needing more men like me
>felt fucking great
just being compared to a model of what men need to be fueled many pr's from there for weeks
>Work at childrens hospital
>Stuff has quieted down, its time for my 15 minute break, want some jerky
>Scoot outside to go to a petrol station across the road
>Group of 16/17 year old teenage grills in hospital gowns and shit hanging outside the underpass on the other side of the road
>They cat-call me as I autist-walk past at high speed, I looked at them, made a little smirk face and kept going
>One yells out that her friends said I'm hot, and that they'd fuck me
>lol noooooope, pretend to look at my pager and refuse to look back, laughinggrills.jpg
>On my way back they blow kisses, make "Wooooo" noises when I walk past them
checked
also would it have been statutory? how old are you? i know a guy working at a hospital who's like 18
Damn that's motivating as hell, I have the height and build to look decent. I'm only at 280 but I started at 365. These last 2 months has been hell ive gained 10 pounds and I can't get back to a gym until after new years but stories like these keeps me going, thanks user.
just find a routine and stick to it buddy, i'm on my 8th or 9th cycle of nsuns and the gains have been fantastic, i have to eat a lot because i started out already fit but i've heard a lot of people using it to cut because the volume is so high.
I'm not entirely sure what nsuns is but I would try other "suppliments" if I wasn't already seeing a doctor for something of a similar nature and being drug tested monthly because of it.
nsuns is a routine m8, not a drug, if you got an iphone there's a fantastic app to simplify it and helps a lot, i know a friend who's got an app on android for it too. look it up and start it and the gains will be plentiful
Sorry user, didn't mean to accuse you of juicing inadvertently. I've been spending too much time in /fraud/ apparently. But I'll look into it, thanks for the info.
23, so yes.
I'm too much of an autist to take advantage of thot situations anyway, they catch me by surprise and I get flustered and find a way to excuse myself pronto.
>Then I brag online about my insignificant experiences to my friends on the internet secret club
honestly just talk back when it happens next time, it doesn't matter what you say i promise if they're already into you physically they won't give a shit about what you say, girls are way too shallow to anyways
I can't user. I've got a complex about grills banding together and pulling a cackling hens act.
>tfw chicks used to do this in high school and I assumed they were making fun of me, even when they approached me individually
that sounds terrible bud but the only way you're ever going to get over it is fighting through it yourself, there'll never be a girl that will save you
Skinny as fuck 6'2" 160lbs. Start working out, fall in love with squats, deadlifts, and cleans. My ass literally explodes as I bulk up to about 200lbs over the course of about a year and finally look like a god damn man. Buy some new clothes including some jeans that fit well. Older black lady at work comments on my ass. Later that week the youngest hottest black girl in our office (I'm a white guy) says the black girls have been mirin my ass.
Go out that weekend. Walk out the door in front of my buddy's girlfriend. She blurts out about me having a great ass.
I knew my ass and legs had really responded well to squats but it wasn't until I bought some well-fitting clothes that I realized the extent of the gains.
>Was at a new years winter retreat with coworkers.
>People can tell I work out but it's stealth mode because I'm shredded and it doesn't show unless my clothes are off
>male coworkers are doing chin ups and one of them tries to do a one arm chin up
>"user, can you do one?"
>sure. Bang out a couple reps
>female coworkers Jaws drop because all the definition is showing and veins are all out from being vascular
>fuck the hottest one that night despite her resolution that she wasn't gonna be a slut this year lololol
dang dude, i had a couple girls smacking my ass in a bar while weaving through the crowd and i was pissed at first then they were hot and i was like
>now that the ice is broke
and it worked out
big butt bois are underrated
most of Veeky Forums is so stupid that they think having a big butt is gay
there was a thread a few days ago where some guy unironically wanted to surgically remove fat from his butt because he was so insecure
> big butt bois are underrated
If you got one it is a gold mine and most dudes who squat heavy do. The key is you need to go out of your way to get jeans tailored to show off your ass. Now I'll literally no-shame tell girls at the jean places that I'm wanting to show off my butt and I want them to pick out the best jeans. They usually laugh but then almost always a couple of them will join in judging my ass as I try on different jeans for them.
My older brother and I indian-wrestled and I flipped him on the ground.
Jokes on me though, he could still easily kill me if he wanted to.
what are good big ass jeans my man
>lifting and dieting strictly and consistently for 8 years straight
>using PEDs for 3 years
>currently 10% bodyfat at 195lbs
BUT
>5'3"
>Indian
>NW3 hairline (balding before using gear, tried fin and RU but they don't do much)
>weak jawline
I wish I knew what it was like to be mired, if it wasn't for escorts I'd be a KHHV at 27
I was hoping that story would end with you calling someone a nigger in the office. 2/10
I didn't come here to feel ;_;
Wtf is Indian wrestling? Is it like wrestling but in shit?