Want your girlfriend to have a bubble butt? Spank her ass! A study done with german soldiers shows, that "rythmic impact" an an area of the body causes fat tissue to grow in the affected area. The effect seems to be quite noticably.
>not stating the obvious A flat ass is a sign for virginity
Ian Davis
Wait, does this actually work? I'm gonna spank my ass so hard.
Jordan Flores
Will this work for biceps?
Elijah Ramirez
>see this post >go to the bathroom to spank my ass >immediatly feel like a fucking idiot
Juan Hernandez
Probably. Seems plausible to me. The body has constant impact on the piceps /ass/ wherever and starts growing fat tissue in order to protect the area. You would have to do it regulary over a period of time.
Grayson Brooks
No pain no gain. Also get someone to do it for you.
Isaiah Baker
>...area of the body causes fat tissue to grow in the affected area. The effect seems to be quite noticably.
is this the reason I've got such an big ass? and not my lmao4 plate squat
Jaxson Smith
>he doesn't spank his ass every day
Isaac Powell
So... pawgs got spanked by their parents?
Anthony Robinson
My gf has a big ass and I spank her often now I will definetely spank even more
she also likes it :^)
Colton Clark
Had a similar experince. I spank my gf regulary and after she lost weight, she still had her phat ass.
Cameron Price
I spank my girlfriend's ass a lot and that thing is huge, maybe I should start slapping her tits too.
Christopher Brown
Now I'm going full pelvic machine gun on my wife's ass.
Easton Price
>Not doing 3 sets of 15 spanks a day
Adam Harris
>i'm seriously thinking about spanking my calves to see if they'll grow grow grow what have i become
Justin Hill
>full pelvic machine gun kek
I'm gonna try this in myself to get broader shoulders.
Elijah Hall
>on*
Ian Edwards
brb, gonna go spank my dick
Andrew Ward
this thread made my dick big and i didn't even spank it
Leo Davis
Nit much fat tissue on a dick m80
Lincoln Moore
After reading this I want to starh spanking my gf. How do I bring this up? Do I explain the research to her or do I just go for it during sex?
Justin Butler
when white women are degraded into being nothing more than holes, they are then at equality with the subhuman females
Luis Ramirez
aaaaand, /pol/ ruins another thread.
Cooper Morales
Hmm. As someone who watches a lot of camgirls, I kind of believe this. I've seen fat/shapely asses on women who, if they didn't spank themselves a lot, would probably almost certainly have small asses.
Cooper Diaz
>tfw ass imbalance How do I fix this?
Alexander Campbell
>slap one side
Andrew Hernandez
yes, the one thing women love is being expained the research an NIGGA JUST GO SPANK HER
Alexander Jackson
>implying men and women are the same species Fact: A woman from Iceland has more in common with a woman from Papua New Guinea than with an Icelandic man, because of the fact that they, as females are both members of the primordial cthonic sisterhood (witchhood) and are the agents of the Demiurge.
Luke Wright
sorry if this has already been asked but can you spank your own ass to make it bigger?
Daniel Smith
If you absolutely have to talk about it, then you do so by telling her that you've always been an ass-spanking kinda guy and that it's something that turns you on. You do NOT tell her that it's because it might make her ass bigger. She will immediately read that as "He doesn't think I'm good enough" and she will absolutely fuck you up over it somewhere down the line. So just go for the pop on the ass. If she brings it up, say that it's a kink you always wanted to explore and that you hope she's cool with it. Do not ask for her permission. Just tell her you find her ass spankable, and it turns you on.
Adrian Perez
we'll know that in about 6 months. Just keep spanking your ass, bro.
Gavin Lewis
>sorry if this has already been asked but can you spank your own ass to make it bigger?
Of course. Or do you think it only works if someone else does it?
Hudson Robinson
Solid advice, thanks!
Elijah Campbell
>tfw sometimes slap my belly
No wonder I'm struggling to get abs..
Adrian Ross
Can I do this to myself? Im a guy I want good but
Jace Parker
>Not slapping your shoulders for that broad look
Justin Wood
There is literally no logical reason why this shouldn't work because you are diong it to yourself. Just try it for a month, you will see the difference. Best to do it twice a day, every day. And don't be too soft.
Liam Morales
I'm actually gonna try this. Will post results in a month.
Aaron Hernandez
Same here. Just bought a paddle with speed holes since I think I can't get the right angle on myself otherwise.
Camden Young
How the fuck do I get my gf into working out her butt? I love her ass but I want it to be god tier and to dress her in sporty tights and pinch her butt.
Asher Evans
Sure you do it """for aesthetics""""
Gabriel Cruz
I do feel like my girlfriend's ass has made some subtle but noticeable gains since I started spanking her regularly a while ago. She works out every once in a while but I do not think consistently enough to make a real change but who knows.
Nicholas Rivera
h-h-h-h-hey do you need both of those grapefruits?
Christopher Miller
Make a deal with her . She has to do 100 squats a day. For each squat she doesn't do, you spank her. It's a win-win situation. Just tell her it's to "help her to develope a healthier livestyle" or something.
Ryder Martinez
Of course I do :)
Gonna spank my gf too of course
Christian Ross
brb gonna spank the everloving shit out of my neck
Xavier Rodriguez
time to take up boxing for dem brain gainz
Adam Richardson
h-how hard do I need to slap my own ass? also, do I need to chant "grow grow grow" for this to work?
Asher Hernandez
Just hard enought that it doesn't bruise. You should do it regulary about once a day.
Jeremiah Cook
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Evan Stewart
Thanks user now I know the type of women to settle down with.
Nathan Ramirez
is this why my face is fat?
Logan Morgan
biceps aren't fat
Jonathan Taylor
>tfw taking the onion pill and the spanking pill at the same time
wish me luck brehs
Christian Smith
dont forget the mew pill lad
Brayden Butler
>not taking the spankpill
Andrew Gray
so if a girl that does not have great legs but has a great ass does that mean she got spanked hardcore by her ex? cuz thats like a redflag right there ya feel me? its like the ass is "used up",she probably did anal a lot too. eww fuck you for posting this
Cameron Nguyen
also can someone post examples of naturally big ass and spanked asses?
Brody Flores
Probably just got spanked by her parents growing up.
Joshua Robinson
underrated
James Long
I don't think you can tell the difference. Naturally big asses and spanked asses both have a lot of fat tissue. Trained asses are muscle and less soft tho.
Robert Morris
This is a good thread
Hudson Ortiz
>constantly got my ass beaten as a child >fat ass now It all adds up thanks dad
Cooper Bell
>being an asslet. Jokes aside, you guys don't even want a big butt. I split my pants down the middle all the time because of big butt and juicy quads. I sort of understand how titcows get inconvenienced by their big breasts.
Kayden Russell
>not spanking your girlfriend It's lile you want her to stay flat
Zachary Gomez
If you cite Margo robbie as an ass God, you're an idiot.
Colton Turner
Is that why a lot of nigress have fat asses?
Ayden White
but there has a be a way to tell,right? if it doesnt hurt her or she does give a fuck about being spanked real hard and she got a fat ass,thats like a sign shes been spanked before right? i just want to be able to separate the sluts from the gf material
Jonathan Stewart
Brainlet
Thomas White
Haha look guys! He's retarted!
Lincoln Martin
wtf does that have to do with politics? stop derailing
Zachary Bennett
>tfw absent mindedly slap my belly all the time for FUCKS SAKE
Angel Stewart
Oh how I love being Norwegian
Mason Price
so you're implying that her daddy thought she was a bad girl?
David Long
not yet*
Evan Martinez
How do I make my tits bigger after 18+? nutrition, exercise, supplements? is there an infographic for this, I checked the sticky
Nicholas Ward
Tits are pretty much fat, so putting up your bf% would make them bigger in comparison to your body.
Carter Anderson
This thread... My fuckin sides.
Kayden Brooks
Post a webm. We can help you with your form
Right, anons?
Adam Baker
WAIT THIS IS REAL? Okay so when I (male) was younger I thought something like this was true. I would avoid sitting on hard chairs and would put a cushion everywhere because I thought that sitting on hard surfaces would cause my butt to add more fat. Then I grew up and realized that was stupid. But apparently it's not? Or at least impact makes a fat ass.
Now I want to see an experiment where they just spank one butt cheek for hours a day but leave the other one alone. Will she have weird lop-sided ass with one cheek fatter than the other?
Owen Green
are you grills?
Ian Howard
>have huge spanking fetish >come across this thread
Henry Harris
ITT: actual brainlets
the study did not find a causal relationship between slapping a body part and getting more fat tissue
Christopher Rogers
Don't be stupit, of course this shit works. >spank girlfriends ass for about three month >she goes frim flat to pawg while losing weight and without physical training
It makes sense.
Wyatt Bailey
>2018 >Doesn't spank her ass for those fat tissue gains
Stay flat, chad
Colton Morris
Kek'd
Kevin Peterson
Underrated.
John Scott
So i tryed it this morning. How long will it take to take effect?
Bentley Miller
I'm 99% sure that's a girl I know. Here name's Elyse.
Carson Ramirez
Post a pic of her ass, so we can cofirm
Wyatt White
do not post whores on my fitness imageboard
Brayden Sullivan
Well tell Elyse her ass have to look away and take a few deep breaths, and thanks for the test boost/motivation
Jaxon Powell
> that pic > bubble butt She's literally an inch above total JUST flat.
Caleb Jones
>wonder what German military is like >read about the Spiessrutenlauf ("pike alley"), used for punishment or training, consisting of beating a soldier with pikes or stirrups
based hardcore-military-spanking
Zachary Lee
Will this work on my penis?
Noah Harris
He name's not actually Elise.
Isaiah Clark
>A study done with german soldiers do you like to read about german men being spanked user?
Leo Parker
I'll ask her on the weekend to confirm.
Yeah, of course her name's not "Elise" - I said "Elyse" you retard.