Want your girlfriend to have a bubble butt?

Want your girlfriend to have a bubble butt?
Spank her ass!
A study done with german soldiers shows, that "rythmic impact" an an area of the body causes fat tissue to grow in the affected area. The effect seems to be quite noticably.

Source: theguardian.com/education/2013/jul/29/german-soldiers-develop-enlarged-breasts

>not stating the obvious
A flat ass is a sign for virginity

Wait, does this actually work? I'm gonna spank my ass so hard.

Will this work for biceps?

>see this post
>go to the bathroom to spank my ass
>immediatly feel like a fucking idiot

Probably. Seems plausible to me. The body has constant impact on the piceps /ass/ wherever and starts growing fat tissue in order to protect the area.
You would have to do it regulary over a period of time.

No pain no gain. Also get someone to do it for you.

>...area of the body causes fat tissue to grow in the affected area. The effect seems to be quite noticably.

is this the reason I've got such an big ass? and not my lmao4 plate squat

>he doesn't spank his ass every day

So... pawgs got spanked by their parents?

My gf has a big ass and I spank her often
now I will definetely spank even more

she also likes it :^)

Had a similar experince.
I spank my gf regulary and after she lost weight, she still had her phat ass.

I spank my girlfriend's ass a lot and that thing is huge, maybe I should start slapping her tits too.

Now I'm going full pelvic machine gun on my wife's ass.

>Not doing 3 sets of 15 spanks a day

>i'm seriously thinking about spanking my calves to see if they'll grow grow grow
what have i become

>full pelvic machine gun
kek

I'm gonna try this in myself to get broader shoulders.

>on*

brb, gonna go spank my dick

this thread made my dick big and i didn't even spank it

Nit much fat tissue on a dick m80

After reading this I want to starh spanking my gf.
How do I bring this up? Do I explain the research to her or do I just go for it during sex?

when white women are degraded into being nothing more than holes, they are then at equality with the subhuman females

aaaaand, /pol/ ruins another thread.

Hmm. As someone who watches a lot of camgirls, I kind of believe this. I've seen fat/shapely asses on women who, if they didn't spank themselves a lot, would probably almost certainly have small asses.

>tfw ass imbalance
How do I fix this?

>slap one side

yes, the one thing women love is being expained the research an NIGGA JUST GO SPANK HER

>implying men and women are the same species
Fact: A woman from Iceland has more in common with a woman from Papua New Guinea than with an Icelandic man, because of the fact that they, as females are both members of the primordial cthonic sisterhood (witchhood) and are the agents of the Demiurge.

sorry if this has already been asked but can you spank your own ass to make it bigger?

If you absolutely have to talk about it, then you do so by telling her that you've always been an ass-spanking kinda guy and that it's something that turns you on. You do NOT tell her that it's because it might make her ass bigger. She will immediately read that as "He doesn't think I'm good enough" and she will absolutely fuck you up over it somewhere down the line.
So just go for the pop on the ass. If she brings it up, say that it's a kink you always wanted to explore and that you hope she's cool with it. Do not ask for her permission. Just tell her you find her ass spankable, and it turns you on.

we'll know that in about 6 months. Just keep spanking your ass, bro.

>sorry if this has already been asked but can you spank your own ass to make it bigger?

Of course. Or do you think it only works if someone else does it?

Solid advice, thanks!

>tfw sometimes slap my belly

No wonder I'm struggling to get abs..

Can I do this to myself? Im a guy I want good but

>Not slapping your shoulders for that broad look

There is literally no logical reason why this shouldn't work because you are diong it to yourself.
Just try it for a month, you will see the difference.
Best to do it twice a day, every day. And don't be too soft.

I'm actually gonna try this. Will post results in a month.

Same here. Just bought a paddle with speed holes since I think I can't get the right angle on myself otherwise.

How the fuck do I get my gf into working out her butt? I love her ass but I want it to be god tier and to dress her in sporty tights and pinch her butt.

Sure you do it """for aesthetics""""

I do feel like my girlfriend's ass has made some subtle but noticeable gains since I started spanking her regularly a while ago. She works out every once in a while but I do not think consistently enough to make a real change but who knows.

h-h-h-h-hey do you need both of those grapefruits?

Make a deal with her .
She has to do 100 squats a day. For each squat she doesn't do, you spank her.
It's a win-win situation. Just tell her it's to "help her to develope a healthier livestyle" or something.

Of course I do :)

Gonna spank my gf too of course

brb gonna spank the everloving shit out of my neck

time to take up boxing for dem brain gainz

h-how hard do I need to slap my own ass?
also, do I need to chant "grow grow grow" for this to work?

Just hard enought that it doesn't bruise. You should do it regulary about once a day.

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Thanks user now I know the type of women to settle down with.

is this why my face is fat?

biceps aren't fat

>tfw taking the onion pill and the spanking pill at the same time

wish me luck brehs

dont forget the mew pill lad

>not taking the spankpill

so if a girl that does not have great legs but has a great ass does that mean she got spanked hardcore by her ex? cuz thats like a redflag right there ya feel me? its like the ass is "used up",she probably did anal a lot too.
eww fuck you for posting this

also can someone post examples of naturally big ass and spanked asses?

Probably just got spanked by her parents growing up.

underrated

I don't think you can tell the difference. Naturally big asses and spanked asses both have a lot of fat tissue.
Trained asses are muscle and less soft tho.

This is a good thread

>constantly got my ass beaten as a child
>fat ass now
It all adds up thanks dad

>being an asslet.
Jokes aside, you guys don't even want a big butt.
I split my pants down the middle all the time because of big butt and juicy quads.
I sort of understand how titcows get inconvenienced by their big breasts.

>not spanking your girlfriend
It's lile you want her to stay flat

If you cite Margo robbie as an ass God, you're an idiot.

Is that why a lot of nigress have fat asses?

but there has a be a way to tell,right?
if it doesnt hurt her or she does give a fuck about being spanked real hard and she got a fat ass,thats like a sign shes been spanked before right? i just want to be able to separate the sluts from the gf material

Brainlet

Haha look guys! He's retarted!

wtf does that have to do with politics? stop derailing

>tfw absent mindedly slap my belly all the time
for FUCKS SAKE

Oh how I love being Norwegian

so you're implying that her daddy thought she was a bad girl?

not yet*

How do I make my tits bigger after 18+?
nutrition, exercise, supplements? is there an infographic for this, I checked the sticky

Tits are pretty much fat, so putting up your bf% would make them bigger in comparison to your body.

This thread... My fuckin sides.

Post a webm. We can help you with your form

Right, anons?

WAIT THIS IS REAL?
Okay so when I (male) was younger I thought something like this was true. I would avoid sitting on hard chairs and would put a cushion everywhere because I thought that sitting on hard surfaces would cause my butt to add more fat. Then I grew up and realized that was stupid.
But apparently it's not? Or at least impact makes a fat ass.

Now I want to see an experiment where they just spank one butt cheek for hours a day but leave the other one alone. Will she have weird lop-sided ass with one cheek fatter than the other?

are you grills?

>have huge spanking fetish
>come across this thread

ITT: actual brainlets

the study did not find a causal relationship between slapping a body part and getting more fat tissue

Don't be stupit, of course this shit works.
>spank girlfriends ass for about three month
>she goes frim flat to pawg while losing weight and without physical training

It makes sense.

>2018
>Doesn't spank her ass for those fat tissue gains

Stay flat, chad

Kek'd

Underrated.

So i tryed it this morning. How long will it take to take effect?

I'm 99% sure that's a girl I know. Here name's Elyse.

Post a pic of her ass, so we can cofirm

do not post whores on my fitness imageboard

Well tell Elyse her ass have to look away and take a few deep breaths, and thanks for the test boost/motivation

> that pic
> bubble butt
She's literally an inch above total JUST flat.

>wonder what German military is like
>read about the Spiessrutenlauf ("pike alley"), used for punishment or training, consisting of beating a soldier with pikes or stirrups

based hardcore-military-spanking

Will this work on my penis?

He name's not actually Elise.

>A study done with german soldiers
do you like to read about german men being spanked user?

I'll ask her on the weekend to confirm.

Yeah, of course her name's not "Elise" - I said "Elyse" you retard.

I hate it when they have stick legs on a butt