New Year resolutions

What are your New Year resolutions, Veeky Forums?

1. Start going to gym
2. Stop shitposting here

1. get a car
2. get a big ass gf
3. get back in wrestling shape

get a big tiddy goth gf with feminine penis

Stop browsing Veeky Forums

old

1. remove anxiety
2. develop relationship/s with girls who went to previous dorm and who share courses but who I never talked to
3. work on asthma (cardio or something)
4. finally finish stronglifts as I've been fucking around with it for 2 years since no dedication

how do I work on (1) friends? I think it's the most important

Get fit or die trying.

1. 245# clean
2. 285# bench
3. 285# front squat
4. 365# snatch pull
5. 190# bw w/ < 12% bf

>Get into business
>Get real estate license
>Get first car (something older, 67 impala dream)
>Get firearm license
>Get passport
>Get more fit
>Get gf
>Learn formal dance
>Learn guitar
>Do more charity
>Go camping for the first time

Get down to race weight and do a 35 min 10k. Also achieve financial independence.

1. 245# clean
>current = 185#
2. 285# bench
>current = 235#
3. 285# front squat
>current = 225#
4. 365# snatch pull
>current = 245#
5. 190# bw @ < 12% bf
>current = 185# @ ~14-16% bf

>thinking others are more important than you
never gonna make it
not joking

Train arms more. Go from 13.5 inch arms to 15 if possibly by November before I go to California.

to finally have sex

1. Fix my strained rotator cuffs
2. Get swole
3. Go to anime cons in sexy cosplays
4. Get mires

1. Get back to the gym
2. Get on a healthier diet
3. Go back to school
4. Read more for them brain gains
5. Take up camping
6. Practice guitar more
7. Start dressing better
8. Possibly get an apartment
9. Maybe get a gf I don't hate

1. Get lean and stronk
2. Get over my social anxiety and depression.
3. Get over my oneitis or go after her if the opportunity arises.
4. Go back to school and finally get my degree and move on to grad school
5. Get a research study off the ground
6. Get a car and get my license reinstated (I was an idiot and got a DUI last February)
7. Be more social
8. Develop skills in new hobbies (making music, playing basketball, cooking, whatever enriching hobbies I can find)
9. Dress better, do a better job grooming and taking care of my skin
10. Find a job, at least until my better paying summer job starts.
11. Stay relatively sober (no drinking, weed with friends, maybe coke on a really rare occasion)
12. Read more
13. Waste less time on bullshit.
14. Eat clean for a majority of the year.

This past year was a monumental failure, but I've already made some positive changes. I'm just hoping to carry this positive momentum and get my life to the point where I become more fulfilled with my life.

Who's the lucky guy?

To not feel like an awkward tool when I do bent over barbell rows

I want to fuck a girl raw, get her pregnant, then manipulate her into getting an abortion

Just for the lulz

Jokes on you when she doesn't get abortion and you have to pay child support for 18 years...good plan bro...shoot yourself in the face while your at it

>stop browsing /r9k/
>start browsing Veeky Forums

52 books in 52 weeks.

Get back into the gym. I should have never stopped.

It'll never happen, but I damn well intend to make a death run at totalling 900 at the gyms strongman push/pull next year. Realistically, 850 is the goal but, well, shoot for the moon and at least your miss will be impressive.

>dragon-ball-gt.jpg
BUT THATS WRONG

It's okay to read short children books. That way you can finish 52 books in 4 weeks.

>450+ squat
>275 binch
>15 inch arms (im a manlet)
>get my driver's license
>make one good friend
>get laid
>get a job

ill probably accomplsh all the lifting ones and probably 1-2 of the other ones.

-Starting Nofap on December 31'st

Stop eating junk food at all, eat out less, lose belly fat and build upper body/legs better.
Also get a gf for fucks sake

1. Get to 185lbs body weight
2. Make better grades in school
3. Get a construction internship
4. Make myself more attractive to women

>get a flat assed gf (it's easyer)
>spank her ass for that fat tissue accumulation
>profit

1. Start stretching
2. Stop driving drunk

Same

1/ Keep losing weight and gaining muscle.
2/ Apply to teach abroad then follow through. (lol)
3/ Keep improving finances just cos.
4/ Be more sociable.

That's about it really. Keeping it simple.

from 115 too below 100, I am trying so hard!
get attractive
get a job

To be more of a hardass at work. I've given my employees too much leeway, and it led to turning over most of my staff.

dont need nyrs for shit, i just do it

Lose all weight I gained during Christmas and New Year.

>12% body fat
>Going to art college and not turn into a soyboy
>Lose V-card in my summer vacation to France
>Draw 8 hours per day
>No junk food, smoke or drugs
>Get a qt redhead gf
>Write another book/movie
>No video games, losing time on internet

We all are going to make it brahs

Quit my shitty job and go to Thailand.

Same as every year. Finish the year a better man than the year before.

1. reach 1/2/3/4
2. stop coming here

6pl8 squat
7pl8 deadlift

>Get 1/2/3/4
>get better at calitenics/gymnastics
>become a 140 lbs manlet (currently a 123 manlet)
>Live in a flat for a while
>Get a qt 3.14 gf

My new years resolution is I want to make it and I know I will

Start eating properly, stop being a lazy faggot that doesn't do cardio and beat my social anxiety.

this is what 1/2/3/4 looks like natty

Put myself on the path to becoming hero for my siblings to look up to.

I want to be perfect

* Improve running pace from 8:30/mi to 7:00/mi
* Lose the remaining 15 kg to get to normal weight
* Get back into lifting after the NYRs are gone
* Start climbing
* Get accepted into grad school

Zumba classes

>get squat back to 3.5pl8
>become swole
>get rid of anxiety and depression
>get a buff bf to lift with
>never let school or work get in the way of things again
>never accept a low-paying job ever again

To not be weak.

Die.

To get off of Veeky Forums and go for a run

Move out of my parents house and live on my own.

>no porn
>no alcohol
>no smoking
>no drugs
>no processed sugars and carbs
>hof breathing exercise
>cold showers
>jogging every morning

I will ascend.

>go hiking more often
>take up rock climbing
>get a few cowtits before settling down with a chestlet qt
>motorcycle test
>learn a second language

They're on my to do list. I've been more successful doing things bit by but than saying "2018 is my year" my resolutions are stupid. Just pick a task and do it.

Find a new job

2/3/4/5 1RM

That’s a good goal. Mine as well. 1/2/3/4 all natty

nip my budding MtF transformation fetish before it gets out of hand. Also get a full time job and move out of my parent's house I guess.

1. Not be obese by 2019
2. Finish my degree
3. Find the confidence to ask at least 5 females out on a date, regardless of their answer.

Nice

stop being such an idiot when it comes to lifting, gym can wait, my injuries can't

in order:
>start going to the gym... again
>get perfect teeth
braces are getting me there,i got that brad pitt smile,just a few more months
>buy a car or a better bike
>get a skinny gf with a huge ass
pic related.
other than that its all good,already got the FACE,THE HEIGH AND THE FRAME and a great job

>tfw been off work since December 22nd and don't go back until January 2nd
>tfw too broke to buy food because of Christmas gifts and missing whole week of pay because of holidays

I've ate one normal meal and that was Christmas day with family and now I'm stuck eating ramen and crackers with peanut butter until I get paid next Wednesday

>tfw lost 6lbs since holidays started

Nice

Seems like a lateral move to me.

I resolve to start taking steroids.
After powerlifting for four years I think I've pretty much hit my natural limit without making significant and radical modifications to my lifestyle.
I've got my blood tests set up, now all I need to do is check my hormone/liver numbers and then order my shit.

>stay single
>continue to be top of year in engineering in uni
>get good placement job
>learn to drive
>stay single
>get ready for summer (see beneath)
Bulk until April then cut to get shredded for summertime festivals. Is there any way to program in advance for this or to plan it out or should I just keep working out? I'm running GSLP and have read Starting Strength and nearly finished Practical Programming, but is it worth programming this stuff - eg switch to hypertrophy whenever I hit 1/2/3/4. Even though 4pl8 deadlift is potentially a year away, wheras everything else is in the 6 week region? I squat the same as I deadlift.

Thanks anons.

Get a job, move out of parents house, keep going to bjj, write everyday, keep getting stronger.

finally lose that virginity I've been meaning to lose for more than the past decade

I am copy your goals okay?

2pl8 bench (already benching 195 so i'm not worried about not reaching this)
185 clean
315 squat
>315 dead
also moving out of my parents house.
pretty minor goals but i'm still young

1) reduce time in internet
2) approve all my courses
3) get a chubby gf
4) build a homegym

1.Find a GOOD job
2.Finish that game I've been fucking around with
3.Get 17.5 inch lean arms
4.Close leg one arm pushup, full one arm chinup, unassisted pistol, non arm assisted GHR
5.Drop bodyfat to 10-12% and maintain for a full year
6.Get started on that youtube channel I've been fucking around with for a year
7.Get dick sucked by female who can deep throat 9+ inches and cum from said blowjob
8.Make love with a woman I care for or even sort of like for the first time
9.Hatefuck a lesbian or female bodybuilder.
10.Live with no distractions from people or electronics for 30 days or 3 months. Eating only simple meals, training and sleeping.
11.Write a fitness article
12.Survive another 364 days.

great goal user. i used to read a book every 2 weeks, before internet addiction. might try 1 a week, and minimize wasting my life in this shithole.

go ahead fren

4K and maybe another monitor

>20" arms
>OSCP certified
>save another 20grand
>not make missus cry

Deadlift 227.5kg (currently at 195-200kg)
Press (tm) 80kg (currently at 70-72kg)
Power clean 120kg (currently 100kg)

Read more books. Just got archeofuturism in the mail so I'm going to knock that out next week. Then onto evola

Nice back, any more liek this?

i move from canada to atlanta, starting a job there on jan 2nd.

resolution: stop being an autistic tard and make friends amid a sea of strangers, black people, and unpleasantly warm temperatures

Make a good calendar to keep my days on track.
Go from 140lbs to 160lbs.
Read least 20 books.

Read more
/fitlit/ here I come

>get gf
>ween off masturbating to once a week from daily

>tfw too broke to buy food because of Christmas gifts and missing whole week of pay because of holidays

You don't get paid on your holidays? Where do you live?

same except for the rotator cuff and add fugg a lapis cosplayer

lower bf and more chest and he looks mint

Is there a guide to get a gf? Even if the guide is several months long I am okay with that.
My criteria is:
1. Loves me for me, not my money
2. Not a fatass cow

lose 40kg

Already started:

1. Cut down to 160 lbs, then slow bulk to 1/2/3/4
2. NoFap Meme

get juicy

Gain 40 lbs.
Get over her.

Get back with my ex. Good thing I'm seeing her on NYE

Never again.

>lose weight
>get gf
>experience new things, getting out of my comfort zone
>stop being a virgin