How do I become an alpha chad? Is it through lifting?

You strive to be better than yesterday, every day. Lifting is a part of it, but lifting alone won't make you what you want to be. You need to feel it, feel what being an alpha chad means and slowly try and be one. You must genuinely want it, you must always push yourself to your limits. And the day you become an alpha chad will be the day you won't think about it anymore.

Because a true alpha chad doesn't give a fuck if he's one. He just is by default.

Put yourself through hard shit at every opportunity.

You stop worrying about little shit when you've been through way worse. Call it what you want, people like that quality.

And lift anyway.

Is that George Costanza in the background???

This OP

>i have the sauce

This picture is so depressing. I feel sorry for everyone involved.

>tfw being a nigger

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Someone extract that fat untermench with the phone and just post a grainy version of his face ITT pls. Might need to avatarfag with it on CNN.com in a few hours.
YES! can we get it a little more .JPG?

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Good times bring weak men. Weak men bring bad times. Bad times bring strong men. Strong men bring good times.

You have to put yourself through the shit before you start living well sometimes, and even then you can't stop or else you'll lose it all.

YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT

>personality (the major element)
Just be a strong man. If you aren't already a one you are going to struggle with pretending
>Face
Necessary: manly face and facial impressions
Unnecessary but good to haves: high cheekbones, strong jaw, full beard, hunter eyes
>Body
Necessary: not obese and not skinny, 175cm minimum
Unnecessary but good to haves: big chest muscles, big arms, big traps, six pack, ripped quads, hairy body, +185cm height

Are the people in the back are 4 feet tall?

I am far from alpha, only 18, but I admire my dad and strong men through history.
First, stop consuming mainstream shit, it's meant to bring you down - television, social media, etc. etc. (not saying to become an autist without a social media account, but following that the Kardashians are up to every second is beta).

Hard work. Once you're free from the ''social matrix'' , the way (((they))) want you to think, you can start improving yourself:
1. Train hard
2. Study hard
3. Work hard

^ none of the above will feel pleasurable while doing them, but they WILL pay off in the end.
We live in the age of instant gratification, chronic masturbation, porn, social media, constant dopamine highs.

It's not going to be easy for us user, but if we want to make it it's the only way.

On women: Fucking slutty hot girls does not make you more Chad (it is basically a living drug and will feel really good). Normal women exist, not every pretty girl is a characterless roastie.

lamao

Sauce

I hope it's a gangbang

Not that what you've said is bad advice but you have the wrong idea of what a Chad is
Chads are very popular on social media and slay a lot of sloots

state of you cuckboi

It starts in middle school. If you're not a chad by now, you never will be. The most you can hope for is to fake it without getting outed within 15 seconds.

I was speaking more about alphas.
Fuck being a Chad user. That's just vain and retarded.

I'll quote Mr. Bond
''Young boys can use advice too on being a man they tell you life's about having as much fun as you can and you're cooler the more things you buy and girls you chase nothing bout posterity and duty to your race But smart boys don't fall for Jew propaganda they work hard and become men the world will remember''

her boyfriend btw

I WANT PUSSY SO BAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Girl on right is 22 and has at least 4 scenes where 2 dicks go in her ass.

wonder how many times's she'll poop her pants by 30

Holy shit, good for him.
How did he manage that?

Ayy lmao. She is reddit famous for making a big deal about getting dicked down anal style, now I hear she had two in the chute and on multiple occasions? Whoops! Roastie_bungus.png

>Tushy
Fuck off with your Jewish porn filth
It would be really, really awful if someone offed Greg Lansky (in self-defense)

rich probably

I think people really underestimate having a good personality and being a good person. I know a few couples like that and the guy is just a genuinely good person.

huge cock probably

Seconded, OP deliver pls

Kek

i hope you don't actually buy that shit you're spewing

I'm 8"x6.5". Where is my harem?

that's average

>asian
Try again

18+ kill ya self my man. when a soy boy teenager gives advice

current Veeky Forums holy fuck this board is trash now

Well, first you stop looking at pron in order to procure being an alpha. The two girls in the pic are gay by the way.

>Catholicism
>WASPs

Pick one

Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all cumshots and rimjobs. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how hard you are, it will beat you off and keep you soft permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna get as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya can get. It's about how hard you can jerked off and keep getting hard. How much you can cum and keep busting nuts. That's how winning is done!

rip august

indeed. fit has gone to shit recently

Hehe, just gotta wait til I'm back at uni, then it's whenever I want it again.
>Tfw high libido gf

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>asian
>huge cock

Who is this?

a twitch streamer i think

did I give bad advice user?
Wait wait...let me try
FUCKING SOYBOYS XDD MADE FOR THE BBC
FUCK WHORES , WOMEN ARE SLUTS

there, there's the current Veeky Forums
I bet I look better than you anyways. Actually being 25+ and feeling ''in place'' in a zimbabwean lamp building imageboard

>that
>average
dicklet detected

>now

Al was Jewish, actually caring about delineations in the 38,000 or whatever sects Christians have is honestly a little beneath him.

lmfao why do even the ugliest of asians attract such pretty women
How the fuck do i take the asian pill

>complains about advice
>doesn't give any advice of his own
stay a virgin

he's an investment banker, and also she posted on reddit under fake name about divorcing him. she is not physically attracted to him. beta bux

lol why are you giving him shit, he's unironicaly completely right. You think you are going to become a man without hard work?

this

kek

prove it

>tfw she was unironically my favorite pornstar

Yea whole 6 inches because that's huge for an asian.

>just work hard lmao
Great help guise, it sure change something.

SOURCE

stpeach twitch whore

The major ingredients are confidence, physique, face and dress sense.

why do british people sound and look so fucking stupid? They just have a "british look", especially the females

jesus christ no wonder the girls are all over refugees if that is considered an "attractive" british man

>> is that way, you whiny bitch.

youtube.com/watch?v=BEyP4_FA9_4

Work on your face, and working out every single day, btw lifting isnt the only thing you have to do look c00l or what ever

Oh and GET OFF Veeky Forums AND STOP WATCHING ANIME AND FAP FOR 3/4 OF THE DAY, BITCHES HATE THAT SHIT YOU WEEB. Go get a gym member ship or work out at home

A thousand years of in-breeding. Its basically the real life Innsmouth look.

Hah, you're fucking clueless. Watch less TV and get out more.

Centuries of inbreeding on that tiny ass island

Yea, I'm sure it has nothing to do with massive media brainwash over the last century. All these "amazing" refugees who built their own empires and conquered the world ever...

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No definitely the inbreeding

breedable either way desu

whos getting more puss you or him?

fuck off CIA nigger

>How do I become an alpha chad?
You DON'T. Even wanting to be that reveals that you're Underage B& and haven't learned better. Get off Veeky Forums, stay in school, and forget about all this alpha/chad bullshit.

exactly

I think some people just need to realize that they will never be the confident dominant guy that they are in their heads, some people just dont have the physical features to be liked by people and the sooner they accept this the better. Deny it all you want but do you honestly think someone like eggman can turn his life around and become some Chad?

name of one on the right plox

score one for the good guys :)

w-what does the cia have to do with any of this?

Also, the fact that you're posting this question on this board means you're as good as eggman for this dream of yours.

lmao. facts? on a siberian chair-making forum?

Based

disgusting either way desu lads

Same at first. She easily had one of the best natty bodies out there. Shame about all that cosmetic shit she did to we face though before she offed herself.

fpbp, it's all about F A C E everything else is cope