Orc Traps

Have your god become devoured by a different type of god and then shat out and then cursing you with being a shitskin.

kek that thing is actually pretty cute.

>wanting to look like the nigger race instead of the glorious Nords
I see mommy bought babby a new game for christmas btw

Wtf is that hairy thing under your TV?

something they do for christmas in sweden i think

Praise Malacath x F

>look like the nigger race
thats not a redguard you casual

Rack pulls above the knee, snatch grip shrugs, and bent arm lateral raises

Light weight, slow and controlled shrugs. Five reps max per set.

No, the orcs really are the niggers, followed closely by the dark elves, and then the (we wuz kangs)nords
Redguards are all chill have their own seafaring empire, ancient jedi martial art that can split atoms with swords made of the manifested will to cut, and dislike anything that doesn't have brown skin.

First step would be taking a screen cap instead of using your shitting phone to take a picture of your shitty screen like a nigger.

above the knee rack pull

Have you defeated your own father in a fight already?

He's shrugging his shoulders in that image if you don't realize

Plus you're getting inspiration from a fictional body stop that shit

find a qt orc boy and ply him with soy

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You need some AAS for that

Khajiit are the real niggers if Tamriel. If you ever doubt it, load up Oblivion and try walking from Imperial City to Bravil without some kittynigger trying to rob you for skooma money.

Lmaonope, khajiits and argonians are fucking niggers in every game since morrowind. But yeah I can agree redguards are ironically one of the least niggery races.

Extremely underrated comment

This

Go to bravil or leyawin and check out the scummy parts of town, yeah that's what I thought.

Wearing this mask is excellent for your trap development

Playing skyrim on the switch like a faggot. Does the colour of your switch match your purse? Did you cry when you killed Paarthurnax? Faggot.

I play skyrim on my 360. Why the 360? Because i spend my money on steroids like a real man

Would you fuck an orc? I would

This was 360

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I have giant traps naturally.

Genetics my dude.

Redguards are nothing like blacks because Redguards have stable societies.

I'd fuck a busty female Elder Scrolls Orc, not whatever the fuck those things are.

wear these. my traps are a little on the small side but I wear these 24/7 and it gives them the illusion of size.

how do i into gay orc mode?
naughtymachinima.com/video/24490/the-orcs-gangbang

For real? Ohh man im so sorry. Didnt realise i was talking to a fellow 360er. Truly the greatest console ever