Sexual health

Literally this

Dont worry OP, natural will take over sooner or later.

You're gonna make it. It happened to me this year as a 20 year old virgin, banged her next time I saw her

Just tell her that you are super loud when you come. If/when you do fuck you just got to scream at the top of your lungs for the rest of the relationship

>quoting the orange bloat unironically

>Yeah, grow up. Then when you're not a teenager, you won't have to make out with girls' parents around.

Veeky Forums: the only place where everyone moves out at 18 and never live at home even though shit tons of young adults now have to

>literally sometimes get half chubs just from talking to a cute girl or seeing one smile/laugh when talking to me

i cant even imagine what would happen if i was on a date with one, or god forbid kissed one. i would probably cum in my pants three times before i even knew what happened

someone come castrate me please. i beg you

>not fucking a man's daughter right in front of him
Best detected

>sitting on couch next to oneitis
>she wanted me to touch her self harm scars
>they are all up and down her arm
>im sliding my thumb down her soft supple cute arm, feeling the scars beneath my fingertips
>trying to hide raging erection

I was literally just about to make a thread about this, the same thing has happened to me twice now with my girlfriend.
Is it a testosterone issue or something, idk even if I manage to stay hard I’ve never been able to cum with her

it's because you're nervous. i had the same issue for a long time and thought it was test problems too. just try to stop giving a fuck what she thinks and focus on how good your cock feels inside her.

there's nothing to be insecure about if she's already your gf and wants to fuck you.

hahaha i KNOW right xd, hes FAT, racist and ORANGE. HA! not my president xd
btw did you watch yesterdays the daily show. UGH i love that show

Trump is my god emperor if he wanted me to blow him then shit in my mouth I would do it and ask for more libcuck

My ducking Chinese gf lives with her parents and she's 24. They don't care if their children leave or stay. Stuck in high school mode despite being a fully employed living on my own guy because gf is a low test manlet

bazinga! xDDDDD #metoo #notmypresident #socialjustice

Pretty normal, user. I had trouble getting it up the first time with my current gf, and she's hot AF. We fuck 2-3 times a day, no issues since that first day. There's nothing wrong with you, you're just not a sociopath man-slut that fucks strangers at the drop of a hat.

how does it feel when john oliver's cock is in your mouth and stephen colbert's cock is lodged in your asshole?

what's your point

OP, if she's the fatty in your pic or in
then I think I've identified the cause of your erectile dysfunction

omg did you see the new rick & morty last night? I missed it cause there was a new Adam Ruins Everything on at the same time, my fave

>what's your point

Fucking stop
Retards

I bet you bawled your eyes out on election night, fag. It's going to be a long 7 years for you.

Have you tried boi pussy? Your probably just a gay

You're nervous and this is much more normal than you think. The more you think about it the longer it will take to fix. Just enjoy the moment and know that, in time, everything will start working perfectly.

Also, if you fap, don't.

FUCK i would love to shag the shit out of that fatpig, she looks like she could take some good dick desu

You are just getting in your own head chaps trust me. I take forever to cum these days from getting in my own head and porn exposure. Just watch less porn and let nature take it's course.

what is the appeal? I've always found fat chicks revolting and I assume that guys who go for them are just desperate and settling for what they can get.

for starters everything is bigger, their tits are big, their ass is big, their thighs are big, its pretty good mang.
also i suppose there is some appeal of degeneracy? like some find trannies appealing,. maybe i like them because they are the opposite of what the standard of beauty is?
also i like the aspect of being better than them and just using them as my toy to fuck, well, not as douchy as it sounds, but i think you get the gist of it

>picrelated pretty hot tbqh

Literally who? Anyway, how does it feel to have cheetos up your asshole?

wew lad, you triggered?

Nah, I get this too. I can never get it up the first time due to nerves.

disgraceful little piece of shit,why do you have that pic saved you fucking moron

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Stop being a pussy m8. You're supposed to be the superior one in the relationship. You're so scared of her your dick can't get hard lol. Maybe you need to slay some slampigs to get some confidence. Srsly tho, she will dump u if u dont step it up lol.

Girl here, 23. I get hot and bothered every single night since I was 16. I have to masturbate to yaoi or I don't get to sleep that night and with C93 here the amount of porn increased.

How do I decrease/control my drive? Stopped using a dildo 2 years ago which helped but I've recently relapsed on that too

>How do I decrease/control my drive?

by being my gf.

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Ignoring all the autists, distracting activity works well. Pick up a hobby or something, take cold showers too. If you're on Veeky Forums you're most likely seeing some sort of softcore shit, maybe take a break for awhile until your self control is more developed. Check out the Nofap forums too.

I'm an artist which keeps me busy most of the time, problem is most of my favorite artists tend to draw softcore stuff (but there's a lot of wholesome ones too)
Also the issue almost only pops up once I'm in bed ready to sleep

Go to the porno store and get one of those OTC boner pills. Those fuckers work.

>"Her family was around which made me nervous as fuck"
OP, why was her family watching you try to deflower their daughter?

keep phone and pc use to only out of bed then, very simple.
when you are in bed your job is to sleep, when you are in the kitchen your job is to make food and so on and so fourth, your job in the bed is not to fap to degenerate anime porn.

Just get some viagra, levitra or cialis. They helped me in the beginning. After that, the body gets used to it and it will work without a pill.

Or buy yohimbin hcl, but I dont find it so good.

She was pretty fun, was about size of pic related tho, about 30 lbs heavier in red dress, kinda too far gone now

The "they try harder" isn't a meme, they often actually do

Fat can feel nice in places other than tits and ass

The fact that it's fucked up and gross is hot

And there probably are some lingering feelings of inadequacy yeah, I look ok now and can pull surprisingly pretty art hoes but early high school I only got attention from fatties and that's a formative time

They care.

A short fatty is nice but a 6'10 and above chick really is the masterrace

then I'll end up not sleeping, it's not like I view porn in bed I just get extremely horny.
In the end I mostly masturbate to my imagination

got more of the left slut? my cock wants her

pre or post weight gain?

Both pre and after. Post something of right too. If they are getting fat document it and post it somewhere.

I'd shamefully roast that piggy till she'd be all tender and juicy, if you know what I mean.

pre she looks pretty cute desu, i hope her ass got massive

Dont decrease your drive idiot. Pick up friends groups and hobbies, and learn enough discipline and self control you arent fapping all the time.

Inbred uneducated drumpfags are triggered so easily lol. Atleast normies dont austically vote agaisnt their own economic interests like the inbred trump cultists do !drumpfags are literally uneducated subhuman shitbags

>dating chinese
The worst of all the asians.