Ultimate chad thread

can't be a chad like all of you claim to be without having a big pecker, post dick size in inches, smaller than 5' will be laughed at

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>have 5.5 dick
>girl tells me how she loves my "huge cock"

top kikkity kek @ listening to females

Sorry my dick isn't 5 feet long user, only whales have dicks that long

You could try sucking off a horse though

7'' but bad blood flow, no morning wood, also dadbod, so 6.3''

Solid 7.5 inches but curved like pic related
>JUST

Same, except 8.5x6.5

This curve only allows me to come 75% of the way inside my wife from behind before she pushes me away saying it hurts.

>have 5.5
>bang girl
>she mummers how big it is under her breath
>Instantly taken out of moment for a minute since I cant figure out if she is serious or if she is just saying it to make me feel better about myself.

Dont mention it's size, lady I know what I am packing and it distracts me when you call it big.

7 inches here, still a virgin and socially inept so it’s not being put to use anyways.

women are really bad at estimating size. as long as they're very aroused, you're rock hard and fuck them like you own them, they'll love your dick assuming it's not deformed or a microdick

7.5 inches, dunno how to measure girth
Girl I was fucking said she wouldn't try anal with me as I'd be too big
fuck that bitch

Ask a woman to estimate the dimensions or square feet in a room. Hell even ask them to estimate distance from one point to another. They're fucking clueless when it comes to perceived size

>this is what dicklets believe

Stick a 7+ inch thick dildo up your butt, and then stick a 5 inch dildo up your butt and tell me you didn’t feel a difference.

>7.5 x 6.25 inches
>don't have Chad personality though

How do you guys measure you peenor. From the side, top? Under? Average of all three? Whats the official Veeky Forums method?

From base (not below the sack, above the penis) to tip. You can measure flaccid, but the standard is the fully erect measurement. You cannot include your sack in the measurement.

>Smaller than 5 inches will be laughed at
>5-6 inches not small
Anything under 6 is small. 6-7 average. 7-8 above average. 8+ whoa nelly

Pedo

I envy you, I don't have the courage to show it to a girl, I don't think it's even peyronie's disease so there isn't any fix besides surgery for me

Mine's not as bad as the pic, it's just slightly curved. My wife (only woman I've been with) says it's bonus stimulation.

Funny this is that in missionary I still reach her cervix, but I have to position myself right. Still a nice feel that she's literally as deep as I'm long.

She was a virgin when we met, too.

I think I measured 6.5 but im fat as fuck so it looks tiny

7"

>She was a virgin when we met, too.

Shit dude, it seems like you have a great sex life. I wish I'd have that in the future, anyway good luck bro maybe advancements in medicine can straighten it out for me in the future.

tfw the same

A little over 7 length and 6.25 girth

Literally the same. Girls think 5 or 6 inches is like a 7 or 8 desu

They say that to make the guy feel better. You really think there that stupid lpl

8.25 inches.

Feels good my dudes

yeah, life's good and I wish you all the same to find yourself in such a place very soon

>tfw can't get rid of mmf threesome fantasies

6.5''
anything below 6'' you mean

Buy wouldn't it be better to measure from the side? At least for me it would make more sense as I can push the ruler about 1cm in on top, but hit bone almost immediately from the side?

What if your dick is curved to one side?
>tfw 9 inches regularly and 8 inches bone pressed bent forward

Nigga you gay lol

>6.5
>its shaped real wierdly however, like it swells around the middle
>going to try soft tissue repair for the next month, hopefully it'll fix the shape and possibly gimme some length
wish me luck lads

>have 7.5 dick
>girl doesn't say anything
Feelsbadman
Girl fucked 10+ guys and it was my 1st time so limp dick cause of muh performance anxiety, that could explain it

nah it's just that they have no spatial awareness. Average guy e-stats up to 8" anyway, that's the real redpill. It's why measured average is 5.3" and self-reported average is 7.5"

I don't get this. Why are there some men that like to tag team a woman and call themselves straight?

How to figure out anons dick size 101
>Take reported dick size
>Subtract 1 inch if over 6 inches
>Subtract 0.5 inch if below 6 inches

Congratulations that is how big user actually is

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recently saw some porn (inb4 varg) where they measured a guys dick at a supposed 8" and to do that they measured sideways along the dick. I'm 6.5" BPEL (bonepressed on top) and tried measuring like that, it came out at 7.5-7.75" - I think your 1" subtraction rule is pretty accurate tbqhfam

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8x6 master race. Wife swears it’s 10 inches, always has. Have told her the truth but she says I’m just being modest.
>feels bretty good man
>women literally can’t estimate size

There's nothing gay about having a little girl friend

7"x6" here. Too big for most women. Leaves them sore and in pain.

>all these guys with bigger dicks than me

Protip: Theyre lying

this is the goal tho....

6''x5.5''

>more stupidity
Yeah sure thing OP I have a ten inch dick that's eight inches around. I'm also six foot six, squat 585 pounds for reps, deadlift 945 pounds for reps, and benchpress 405 pounds for reps. I have seven girlfriends, one for every day of the week, all of them 9.9/10 lingerie models, and I fuck them all bareback (they're totally clean, having been virgins before meeting me) and I bust a nut into them every single time I fuck them. I also make $250,000 a year, drive a $100,000 car, and own a $1,500,000 house.
>b-b-b-but you can't prove ANY of that, it HAS to be bullshit!
That's right, but you can't DIS-prove it either. Just like no one can DIS-prove anyone saying they have a huge cock. Just as likely true as not. Which is why threads like this are the most stupid shit imaginable.

This lesson in common sense is on the house this time, Veeky Forums; you're fucking welcome.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivorship_bias

and also insecure people lying to other men about their penis size while being anonymous on a nepalese tea enthusiast board lel

Found the dicklet

>things are measured with eyes and measuring devices not a concentration of nerve endings
the gall of a woman to even try claim she can measure things with her genitals, a-amirite user

Anyone with a dick less than 7 inches but with a girth over 5 inches needs to understand that they have a fucking chode.

Chode territory is when you girth excedes your length

Cope harder

Just remove 1 inch from every dick

Even my own? Why would anyone do that?

>Yeah, no. Sick of these choders actually thinking they have anything to gloat about with a six inch dick just because 'muh gurth'. If you don't know what her fornix feels like you're not a real man.

Kek you probably just measure your dick wrong so it underestimates your size so you don't get how others are 6+

The correct way to measure is to get fully hard, press the ruler as far as you can into your fat pad right on top of your dick and straighten it if it has any bend

>inb4 everyone ITT is above the 99th percentile of average dick size

If u dont use it ULL LOSE IT LOL

Yeah no shit sherlock but it's funny that the average is 5.5 yet somehow everyone on Veeky Forums has a 7.5 inch dick. Just really makes ya think. HHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMM

10cm and proud
fuck your muri units

99th percentile is like 8.5+ and no one claimed that yet so we're completely in normal ranges

6.5 and thicc

Pretty sure word got round when I was at uni and that's how I banged my friends friends.

Turned autist when I got into right wing politics and smoking marijuana, not got laid since, trying to turn myself back around now.

Have a little over 7 inch dick, easily satisfy my petite girlfriend

4.2

why are black men more endowed tho? is it because of the climate of subsaharian africa?

there is correlation between benis size and prostate size
the smaller willy the bigger prostate

Anyone else balls hang lower than shaft?

maybe it's because no woman could stomach that chimp face otherwise

>black men more endowed
take three guesses who started that myth

I have another theory though. Since in Africa people wore clothes less than people in Asia and Europe (it's hecking hot vs. it's hecking cold) it was easier to identify the dicklets

>have 7”x5.25” dick
>also 6’ tall
>nothing chadworthy, but handsome and charismatic
>every girl I’ve been with has said that I have a huge dick, but not too big or “perfect size”
>have made girls cum from penetration
>CRIPPLING depression and suicidal ideations
Why even be good at sex when all I want to do is fucking die

I'm not sure if that's totally true though because the biggest guys I've ever seen in my life were German (idk he had a monster schlong) and Hungarian (9.5 inches)

t. negress

Because black women didn't pick men for their smarts or financial security.
Do you even Darwin?

2 inches flaccid. 4.5 inches erect. I'm too embarrassed to be seen by partners when flaccid. I have anxiety when erect as well.

If there's one thing I've noticed over the years is that girth is what a girl really enjoys, as long as it's not a micro penis.

You can get away with a 5" dick as long as it's thick. Pretty sure also that the majority of girls' pussies don't go much deeper than like 6-7"

it’s more about degrading the woman than it is about having another guy in the mix, to me at least. I love watching chicks get spit roasted

5.9
Most girls (at lest the one's I've been with) don't like it when you start hitting the cervix.
The diameter of your tool is more important.

porn i'd say but who knows

they are not, statistic shows that their penis is avg

Its a porn made fetish, you could choose to make vids with white male that have very big dong as well, there is much less porn with black males than with white males, thats why it looks like they have bigger dong.


its exact same with cuckold, porn producers created psyop fetish and now provide movies with it

lol

Must really suck to be a black guy with an average penis. Every girl would be expecting this monster and out comes that black little 6" chubby worm. I'd probably kms.

Are you me? Hang on mate.

>with tinder shy girl
>only been with 1 other person, a bf from high school
>3rd date after making out she wants to suck my dick
>*whip out my hard dick*
>omg user you have a great cock, it’s like twice as big as my ex’s
>mfw only 6.5x6.0
>a few months after we broke up I see a friend of hers at a club
>a few drinks together she say “anonette said how lucky she was to find a guy with a huge cock”
>makeout with friend
>both walk to my car, bout to get a bj, she has a huge smile as I’m unbuckling belt
>whip out said dik
>smile fades
>”you have big balls teehee”
>goddamn it
>get bj....a month later I get a text from her to get tested
>just

>fornix
>t. pencil dick

little over 7.5"

>out comes that black little 5.3" chubby worm
fixed

there's porn labelled bbc and the mans packing 4"

You're me

according to the nomograms in onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/bju.13010/full
99th percentile already starts at around 7"

Do you even know how this shit works?

Men have fun buttons in their ass, this is hardly a fair trial.

3"
No I'm not fat. Underweight if anything. I post in these threads to make you guys feel better about yourselves.

7.25 x 5.9 virgin, you have to be joking
im worried at shit like this

Def not much of a "Chad" as Veeky Forums puts it
8" tho
>tfw my dick was the first a virgin weeb got to touch
>was dripping wet after just seeing it, lips quivered

mixed feels. Love her, but cant have her. Feelsbadman.

this man is the real hero

Alright wtfs the proper way to measure girth brehs? Mines 5.25 around the base but it like weans down and is 4.5 from behind the head. Halfway up it's 5 inches around. Do I just say I'm 5.25 for the cope? I'm 6 inches long for you faggots that were wondering.

>man
That's not a man, user

6.5 x 5.5
According to actual statistics well above average, according to Veeky Forums a dicklet.