If there was a device that could change your body (height, weight, curves, muscles, etc) at the press of a button...

If there was a device that could change your body (height, weight, curves, muscles, etc) at the press of a button, what board would use it best? And how soon before jealousy made things get out of hand?

Definitely /d/.

if Veeky Forums had it there would be a bunch of zyzz clones walking around

Absolutely fucking agreed. Hand it over to /d/ and watch the world become a much more entertaining and lewd place.

/d/ would use it best and honestly, jealously would be a thing of the past when it comes to looks.
Lol, jk, we're human. Jealously will never leave us.

How often do you need to make this thread you goddamn weirdo

Nah, /d/ would mostly go futa.
If you want sick fuckers that will mate with anything and everything sentient, you gotta look on Veeky Forums.

Out of hand in less than 5 minutes

/m/

The end of the world would be caused by chestlets