MIRE THREAD

>teenager grill
why dont you take a seat right over there

Jealously mires are the best mires.
You know you’ve made it when people make jokes about you being small when you’re not boastful about your gains in the first place

After a year of random browsing on tinder, actually swiping left and right, with few matches and no conversations, i switched to bumble.
Holy shit what a difference. Not just in results, but the caliber of women using it. Not a bunch of random thots, but frequently decent women. Got a girl's number in 2 days and she likes my beard. She also said i look like a world class cuddler. I'm not really fit so maybe I'm just fat looking lmao
Next stop: learn how to flirt without my heart exploding. Try not to pop boners when women touch me

And she's not mirin at all

first of all who is this girl

where? I want teen girls too.

t. Also a doctor with a nice ass, also squat 3x week.

This is probably once in a lifetime thread.

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My mire story: well outside of working I dress pretty casual hoodie and track pants, no one would think Im so great as I am. Keeps gold diggers away too. But the bulk is unhideable.

Last time I was in pharmacy, the cute milf kept offering me Magnesium repeating "If u work out it can help if your active and bla bla".

Im just nodding yeaaah. I think its starting to be obvious. My friends also call me "hunk" equivalent in my language, or big boy, though its a one word.

Life is gooooood.

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Holy shit she's cumming just from looking at him!

Clearly her mom

Okay I'll bite

>move back to hometown after lifting for 1.5 years
>Struggle to keep with routines, no good gyms around but try to do the best I can with friends crappy homegym set up and other crappy gyms nearby
>Feel like I'm barely maintaining, probably losing progress. Getting worn out from working and traveling with the new job. Lose weight.
>Holiday season
>See a lot of old friends and classmates, and their acquaintances
>All of my old bros are pumped about my gains, comment that It's clear I've been working out and that I've bulked up a lot
>Girls miring my physique, tell me I have a great body and that i got ripped. Some are convinced I was a dancer at my old bar job because my body is so good. Lots of touching and feeling me up but I turn them down bc I have a gf
>Feels good

Honestly I don't lift for the mires, I want to get in good shape so I can rehab my back more and start playing my favorite sport again. But they really do feel good for the mental health gains.

>visit a luxus escort's apartment
>she's fucking beautiful and I'm autistic
>barely able to tell her I just want a quickie
>she's seems pretty happy
>pay her
>takes her clothes off
>one of the perkiest F cups I've ever seen, including internet pictures
>she starts blowing me
>stop her after about a minute or so because I almost nut
>put on a condom
>fuck her in missionary
>starts making out with me halfway through
>leg-locks me
>cum after about 5 minutes
>tells me she usually doesn't make out with quickies but just loved grabbing my ass
>Asks me "Do you do sports? Cause you have a really nice body"

She's the sweetest girl I've ever met. Don't know if she was acting or anything but if she was, she's a pretty good actor too. Real shame her beauty is wasted as whore.

holy shit this is my fetish came hard

>getting fitted for suit overcoat
>tailor says "off the rack sizes are made for the average guy, they can't handle the shoulder/waist ratio you have"

escort mires mean nothing

>on vacation in italy
>swimming in hotel pool
>autistic american girl tells me im ripped and tries to feel me

>Real shame her beauty is wasted as whore.

this is the dominant TFW I feel when watching online videos pics etc.

Or when I feel a pretty girl smoking cigs.

Or just any girl for that matter.

At least u fucked a 10. My ex did leg lock once, its insane. She shouldve done it more, intense stuff.

I plan on high class hookers too. I wonder how it will be. Fuckin a 10 is one of my goals in Life.

>finish fucking college girl
>she starts drawing with her fingers all over my abs and shoulders
>I flip over to be facedown, sorta want to sleep
>she starts talking about how this angle is so good for your back muscles user you look like a statue

Mom touched my shoulders and said I got big.
Felt good, I always had the thought of my parents looking down on me for being a skinnyfat introvert. Now I'm a bulking fat introvert and actually feel a lot better. Thanks Veeky Forums. But still, no cutiepie gf material has been mirin.

>grill staring at my ass
> grill I went to the movies with spanked me

I've always had a nice butt, even before starting to lift weights and I can second your experience. I've had my ass spanked and pinched countless times. I had barely took advantage of it because social anxiety, tho

>making out with an escort that blows dudes without condoms on
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

That is fucking amazing. Inspiring someone to art with your body? Top mire.

How to stop the boners, tho?

Post pic

Mom mired me, said I looked leaner, but warned me not to lose too much weight and go full skelly mode

Grandma mired me, said I looked much thinner

Aunt mired me, said I looked better

Girl who was from my class chatted me up, told me I looked better from the pics I post

Best friend mired me, said I looked like I lost some weight

We're all gonna make it, anons.

>make out with a thot who blows dudes without condoms on
hmm

>look at him, his neck is almost as thick as his head
>everybody has to go into the living room, except you, you can do whatever you want
>you get bigger every time I see you
Family Christmas mires are nice

>in college got mired all the time
>was RA so freshman girls loved me
>randoms would text my residents and ask who the good looking guy was at their lunch table
>laid one freshman girl under the radar
>now two years out of school, only leave house for gym and work
>no mires to be found, except off hand remarks by people and I’m not sure if they’re joking
>body dysmorphia and low self esteem with no reassurances means I’m not sure if I’m ugly now or it’s just a different community vs college
>spiraling down and have no self worth, bulked past my goal body, only have one maybe two friends
Is this what making it feels like or should I off myself lads

>coping this hard
There are other options that don’t include tonguing whores. Why do I get the feeling you’re a total manlet?

my work crush literally said "Wow user, you're so strong!" when I was breaking some hard cardboard things against an iron fence.
Blushed and was like "T-Thanks, but it's not really that hard.."

I'm being stalked by a cardio bunny at my gym.

>this borderline skellington cardio bunny starts going to my gym at the same time as me
>starts checking me out all the time
>this continues outside of the gym as well
>go to the store after gym, she's there, she notices me, stops and starts smiling at my direction (proper smile using her eyes and everything as if she had seen her best friend ever)
>waiting for my bus at the bus stop after gym, she walks by, I can see from the side of my eye that she's staring at me the whole time
>always trying to get my attention but I always ignore her
>today at the gym she was at the dumbbell section at the same time as me
>I left and went to the weights room
>did three sets and started walking back to the normie room where the dumbbells, ellipticals etc. are
>just as I was walking out, she walked in (this was the first time EVER I have seen her anywhere near the weights room)
>she noticed me and stopped
>I walked right by her without looking at her
>after I had passed her, I couldn't help but smirk from ear to ear uncontrollably because it was so obvious
>went to do more shit at the dumbbell section
>3 minutes later she came back from the weights room and sat on a machine near me pretending to exercise
>ignored her like always
>at one point she left to the women's locker room and that's the last I saw of her

Any tips on how to wake up early and what to eat when I wake up so I can hit the gym in the morning? I need to change my gym schedule.

Just live man. Live to see AI girls, at least.

>tfw Joi is around the corner
>tfw focused on my career in college
>tfw couldve had so much pussy
>but all is not lost, I have few close friends and my circle is growin
>Im growing too! Stronger faster more focuser than ever.

Life is still good, nay, its GREAT.

BELIEVE IN YOUR WON SELF.

I've been noticing a lot of attention as of late after my first two months on a bulk. People actually want me in the group now, girls at work pay attention and smile at me more, except my work crush. We used to talk a lot about stuff but now she hasn't as of late and doesn't look at me like she used to. I really want to ask her out and I will, but I'm just put off by it. Maybe she is shy, or someone snitched on me when I asked others if she's single.

>BE
>LIVE
>IN
>YOUR
>OWN
>SELF

I bet that your crush is afraid to talk since she is in love with you and wants your babies man.

GIBE HER BABIES!!!

Thanks for the pep talk, that's a hunch I have. I'll make her swallow 'em before I give them to her first.

My dad died when I was 29. He didn't get to see me looking good.

Cherish it.

>pointing out hypocrisy is now coping

>tfw shitty body except arms
>arms of a 15% bf guy. i hover around 35
i mean i wish people would look at me and smile at my face instead of looking at my weirdly disproportionately big arms. feels weird. women arent really into arms either.

Meh, believe me, when an escort or a stripper doesn't like a customer, she won't even touch him. I mean it, those girls are often spoiled for choice even in their whoring. I've seen some Indian blokes, fat, balding, short chumps get the cold shoulder at a second-rate titty bar, a place where I'd regularly get "extra service" at no extra cost.

Not proud of frequenting such a place, it was a weird time in my life, but yeah. Sex workers do have preferences.

i don't get it, you're turning down an interested girl who goes to the gym?

start basic by resetting your body clock and circadian rhythms (go to bed at 9pm and aim to wake up at 5:30, I tend to hit the gym at 6:30)

as for meals, I suck at eating as soon as I wake up so i have my shake in the morning, mixed in with something like oatmeal, as a light energy booster.

pre-workout also helps a lot in the morning.

Wait, is she that unnattractive, or are you homo?

First of all, her vibe seems off. Also, I don't touch girls who go to the same gym as me. I'm there to lift, that's it. I've had girls ask me out at the gym and I always say that I already have a girlfriend even though I don't.

Thanks for the tips about breakfast. I'm on a cut right now so when I wake up I'm so hungry it hurts and one bowl of oatmeal mixed with whey doesn't seem to fill me enough.

My wife keeps joking that I'm going to leave her.
>she thinks it's a joke

Don't do that to her

>you can do whatever you want
...go on.

Dad died when I was 18 and that was part of the reason I started lifting, I wish he could see me now since I was always a fucking sad skeleton
/blog

definitely a man

>uses cardio bunny as an insult
>also calls her skelly
>does everything in his power to blatantly ignore her
He's clearly into fat girls.

Got mired at a party couple days ago by a chick that's probably 5'11", fit, blonde, blue eyed. Told me I had thick arms and we ended up just making out and I left the party to go to a different party. She DM'd me and told me she wants to go get coffee tomorrow and I said yeah but the really big fucking issue is she's a solid 9.5/10 and tall as fuck and I'm fucking 5'8". Veeky Forums what do, you guys told me I wouldn't get tall girls being a manlet.

Oh, okay. Since an anonymous stranger on a Sri Lankan pube braiding forum told me not to.

>letting Veeky Forums into your head so badly that you can't even go for coffee with a sexy broad
Dude, just go. If you aren't embellishing, she's clearly into you. Go get coffee and even if you never talk to her again you got to spend some time with a beautiful girl. As long as you haven't already married her in your mind you have literally nothing to lose.

why is it that when people compliment my gainz and act like I'm some muscle chad I always feel like they're patronizing me or just trying to make me feel good out of pity? Dysmorphia?

True. Just gonna be fucked if we end up dating

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If they are fit themselves it's a compliment but if normies do it it's either acknowledging that you're strong and they admire your work or it's kinda a backhanded compliment.

bluepilled faggot detected

post your physique

Why?

Best thing about having a good butt is lifting the back of your t-shirt up (almost like its tucked in) and leaving the front down.

Look aesthetic as fuck and bitches love it

nigga have sex with her how hard is it. Manlets literally have the energy to rule nations look at history very few tall leaders. i.e. napoleon / caesar/ hitler/ kim il sung.

>Dad constantly tells me how proud he is of me for losing so much weight and finally taking care of myself
>Dad constantly tells me I inspired him to lose the crazy amount of weight he's gained

I really hope he does it bros. My biggest fear is that he dies well before his time cause of his weight.

he is looking down on you user, godspeed

I'm a good looking dude and fit and what not but it's going to look so fucking weird in pictures and in public

>buying into the manlet maymay

If you say so

Nobody's going to give a shit unless you post couples pics on Veeky Forums. Your friends and family will only be happy for you. Haters gonna hate. All that matters is that you make each other happy.
But slow the fuck down. It's just coffee. You're getting too invested already. You're already worried about your couples pics on social media for Christ's sake.

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>be out shopping
>looking for a new jacket
>employee comes over to me
>tells me to get it in xl or it won't fit my broad shoulders

another one
>outside with a friend at a party
>black girl comes up to us
>"wow you are looking really solid"
>"can i feel you?"
>whynot.jpg
>"damn you are ripped"

anotha
>met a girl at a party
>3 hours later
>fucking in a missionary position
>she grabs my back
>hear her moan
>"nice back user"
got a lot of scratches on my back during the sex but w/e

lol dyel?
yeah they're patronising you

Get used to it i guess. My first girlfriend when i was 20 always asked me why my heart was beating so quickly when we cuddled. Looking back its sort of a bitch thing to say

>finish fucking gf hard
>get up and walk to sink to wash dick
>girlfriend laying out of breath on the bed
>stares at me for without saying anything for a good 10-15 seconds
>blurts out that I look like a Greek sculpture
>mfw one of the best and most satisfying compliments of my life

more

>at a party with a friend
>talking with some girls
>they ask me if i lift
>"i do some push ups when i wake up and before I go to sleep"
>giggles
>my friend suddenly says "i can lift more than user"
>girls: "stop being vain, user can definitely lift more than you"
my friend has decent lifts but is rather fat so he doesn't look that aesthetic

yet another
>went to my hometown
>visiting friend on his birthday
>we go out drinking
>meet a lot of old friends from high school
I got several comments

guys:
>"wow user are you on roids?"
>"stop injecting so much juice"

girls:
>"i cant put my finger on it, but you are different user"
>"your new look is really great ;)"
>"you are huge user!"

lifting for this.

Why would you want to stop them? Use them.

get her to workout too
problem solved

my dad died when i was 24. never saw me in shape

Cherish it like this guy says

Because of the micropenis?

>washing dick in sink

????????????????

I'm still going to leave.

I know a 6ft girl whos fit and hot
She prefers tiny weak men for some reason

Too long to post here so I wrote it up here:
outalpha.com/direct-dating-is-not-disrespectful/

How to spot a virgin and a faggot.

Guys, remember penis hygiene is extremely important.

same thing happens to me at work multiple times. i think girls are easily impressed. if you do a pull up they all freak out

Not that guy but why not? It's quicker than taking a shower just for a quick dick clean-up.

he meant washing his strap on

>if you dont wash your dick in the sink you have terrible penis hygiene

why not just take the shower with the girl and make some fun of it instead?

at the most baby wipes if there within arms reach, if you done a good enough job her ass should be about ready for sleep but i enjoy the stank

Pump er full of kids and have giant children

>why not just take the shower with the girl and make some fun of it instead?
You can't take a shower every time you fuck, young couples usually fuck several times a day. You just go for a pee and then clean your dick real quick.

You're a retard for listening to Veeky Forums. I see couples like that all the time, literally no one gives a flying fuck. Just go and have a good time, you mong.

JUST

dont ask people who never came close to that, for advice.

fuck her right in the pussy. Make AD proud.