Confess

Confess

I farted and I blamed it on the dog but it was me.

I force my dog to eat my farts

I ate candy for dinner last night.

Woof bark fart woof ruff

I blame my fart for smelling like my eaten dog

I started NoPorn because I fapped to tranny videos.

this is now a /devilish/ thread

I'm going to spend my new years eve drinking and listening to weeb music with /a/

I'm sad that there are only a few days off cheat month left.

I called out of work to eat snacks & play vidya

I almost said fuck it and went out to buy all the reduced Christmas cakes because it was somehow kicked out of ketosis and I really don't know why. Also I overstretched my lats while working out and the workout was somehow unsatisfying. Anyway, almost went out. Ate clean in the end, ratatouille with additional butter. I hope tomorrow will be better.

I don't A2G when I squat.

I've made better leg gains leg pressing and doing isolation exercises than I have squatting, and I try to convince everyone I come across in the gym to do the same

I'm bi, love cd'ing and fantasizing about being a girl

I work out to obtain a more feminine appearance

There's no hope for me please save yourselves

I hate eating but I want to make gains. I think it's because I used to have an eating disorder, except now I don't think I'm fat at all, I want to gain weight, but eating is so difficult for some reason

pls help

I ate half of a leftover sweet potato pie today. I dumped peanut butter on top of it for protons tho

I lost about 75 pounds, still have 20-10 pounds to go, feel like quitting diet and exercise forever and going back to obesity because I'm still not attractive enough to try dating, the strong possibility of loose skin suggests I might never be, and at least food gave me fleeting moments of happiness.

>catholicism
nice meme

I didnt lift in ages but I come to this board because I wanna start again.

I'll be there with you, fellow weeb.

I didnt workout the entire week between xmas and new year :(

>atheism
*tips fedora*

>not being yazidi
>not killing ISIS in your spare time and worshipping Fire as the true manifestation of God

some some oxycotin and slept in instead of working out. and i loved it. but i'll go to the gym tomorrow i promise

Came up to see my mom and haven't done much. Pretty much been sleeping and eating like garbage and it doesn't help we only have one car that she doesn't let me use. I do go to the gym twice a week and have been watching movies and gaming to keep me sane but it's borderline unbearable sometimes. I don't have much money since I'm a student but her and my sister primarily buy snacks when they grocery shop and not real food, plus they don't have big enough pots and pans to make a decent sized meal so if I cook, I get a plate and that's about it. the weather doesn't help either since its below 10 degrees everyday and you need a car to get around, hardly any public transport. Just keep telling myself I'm back on campus in two weeks and back to normalcy.

For your sins, you must abstain from porn for ever and fuck a good Christian woman in the missionary position for the sole purposes of procreation

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All I want to do is kill all the jews and have sex with all the trap.

I don’t do deadlifts because they’re hard and I don’t like them. I skip leg day regularly. I don’t care about gaining strength I just want to look good.

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I hate doing deadlifts to. The movement is one of the hardest to get right imo. Even when I do it right I still feel as if I didn't do it right. It also scrapes up my shins. It definitely works though so I force myself to have to sometimes do it. I hate squats as well but I always try to do legs.

I always feel like I do them wrong so I’ve just cut them out of my workouts. I wish I didn’t hate legs as much as I do because I know they’re important.

I just Got a girlfriend...