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I just ate a greek salad with a whole onion. What will happen with my dick will it be forever erect?

How do i become an alpha onion eater? I'm currently a weakling that can't handle the taste of onions even when it's mixed with other food. It's just too sharp and strong taste...

Shove the whole onion up your ass until it dissolves you fucking weakling.

A 2017 study found that R-Gadoleine, a flavoring agent in Mountain Dew, raised testosterone by 30% in healthy adult males

Put half a lemon juice on the onion , and if your diet allows it, you can go easy mode and put sugar on top.

chop it up, add olive oil, salt, paprika

if that's not enough, mix in rice and hummus

>waiting on new job to finish final paperwork so I can legally work
>waiting on onionman to do his ~40 onion diet t-results

post study

But it isn't true because the sugar in soda makes you soft and doughy

Sugar is probably the primary cause of modern cancer.

I fucking hate sugar somehow, i'm mostly a salt guy.

post study

oh wait you can't because that's bullshit

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11229668/

sugar makes you fat

What did onion man's test results say?

>tfw ate onions every day for 25 days
>was gonna get my blood tested the 27th
>got sick and had to wait 2 weeks
>gave up on onions

Blender. Also mix fruit and sugar with it

"According to research done at Tabriz University in Iran, fresh onion juice raises testosterone levels as much as substances like nolvadex or clomid. "

fuck you onionfags, /sips/ is the natty test boost king of Veeky Forums

It's genetic.

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2 weeks of eating red onions, I feel no difference. It's a scam.

It's gotta be white.

>Le sugar causes cancer
>>>/naturalnews/

Someone gimme a quick rundown on this meme please?

Paper shows feeding a lot of onion juice to mice raised their testosterone.

Did the user who sent in a hormone sample get his results back yet?

I believe it was supposed to be delivered after xmas and it's after xmas riiiiiggghhhtttttt

now

Go back to redd,it, faggot

5 jan

Have fun sipsbro.

I used to love sugar and eat a donut and drink that iced covfefe crap from 711 everyday. Ever since I started bulking and allow myself to eat anything I haven't eaten any sugar apart from what's in my GOMAD. Never understood the people who say they don't like sugar till now.

Posting /ONION/ pics in hopes to find some new ones.

I eagerly await your announcement....my love

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Yeah and the sugar lowers test so ((thanks))

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Why is there hundreds of threads about onion. I keep losing the thread to follow the results.

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Can confirm
>grew up eating onion based meals everyday throughout childhood and into adulthood
>grew pubes and armpit hair in third grade
>started shaving, and had chest hair by eighth grade
>everyone called me "jacked" in highschool even though I didn't workout besides some pushups here and there
>great jawline
>seven inches taller than my dad
>wide shoulders, 28 inch waist
>girls all over me since sixth grade
>huge and strong ejaculations
>big dick
>confident
>strong social and athletic ability
Who else /winning/?

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You summoned me?
I have not taken my "after" result yet.
I have a cough and need to wait for that to pass.

Originally it Jan 3rd was the send off date with return on 8th -10th

Now it may be a week later.
I am eating red

As above.

Fingers crossed

Don't worry.
When I get the results they will be spammed!

>Originally it Jan 3rd was the send off date with return on 8th -10th
>Now it may be a week later.

this feels like the longest blood test in history

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I know.
I started on 1st December.
Was advised to not post after 19th due to Christmas post desruption.
Now I have a cold and that may delay further.
Either way I have not missed 1 day of onions.

You buy onions with a weaker taste?

Americans are so retarded sometimes.

If you put it in the blender it destroys the enzymes that boost test
You are literally destroying your gains in the blender

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Based onionman, have you been fapping in the same frequency as before you started consuming the onions? Idk if it matters. How do you consume the onions? And you have been eating 1 whole red onion per day?

Eating whole onions isnt even hard if you drink some natural yoghurt with it

I have kept everything the same.
Food
Sleep
Fapping
Stress
Workout frequency

I eat 2-3 small red a day.
Chop
Olive oil
Mix with food on plate or eat as side salad.

Will juicing onions denature the proteins that boost test?

Tfw 90s Nickelodeon was redpilling us about eating onions and liver

No clue.
I would recommend chopping over juicing as you will keep the fibre intact and the favour will be less harsh

2 or 3 a day, my nigga
And keeping it consistant

If this experiment is a success i would seriously prescribe eating onions to my pacients.

The taste gets better and the burn weaker everytime you eat one. My first onion was fucking terrible but the second one was 10x easier.

Let's hope it is.
Although the health benefit outside of test would keep me eating them anyway.

Xmas eat onions
Boxing day eat onions
Always eat onions

I had my first sip ever 2 days ago, the white one.
Holy hell I understand the memes, shit was so fine.