*blocks your path*

M'bloat is a trained walker. You can never escape. Accept your mogging.

He’s Greek so he be tanking dat olive oil

...

>*walks towards you with trained explosiveness*

thanks for reminding me, for real.

I have a theory that he is training for a Saw puzzle where to live he has to stand up with 800lbs in his arms

Veeky Forums as fuck

This dude looks like he can rip me in half and then eat me

Everything.

Why would anybody EVER lift to be like that guy.

Disgusting. What's the point of getting strong if you're not a fighter or you have a job that benefits from strength like a fire fighter? Not to mention being nearly completely immobile. A bit of strength helps anybody, but his state is just useless.

Being that strong is not worth looking like absolute dogshit and having absolutely no dexterity. He's also just fucking up his bones and joints trying to lift that much shit.

Bloatmaxxing is absolutely retarded.

>implying he'd have to rip you in half to eat you

Twinkcel cope

Jealous you'll never achieve full bloat.

Fuck off twink.

Twinks are cumgargling retards. Bloatmaxxx is a gravy gargling retard.

Preening faggots and ambuloceti that lift need not apply

AND THIS.
AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND.

AAAAAAAAAAHH

DO IT DAD

ITS UNREAL

COPE: the post

GET TO COVER, FUCKING NOW

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Someone on Veeky Forums should embark on an epic quest finding this Bloatbeast, where ever it dwells. Probably Greece (Mount Athens? Some mythological bloat island? Bloatopolis?)

The bloat is more than the sum of its parts. -Bloatosteles

those thots were devoured by our lord shortly after this picture was taken

what would happen if the barbell suddenly snaps? would it split his head?

it would bounce off

He's not even strong, he doesn't actually move the bar at all in any of his heavy lifts, he just unracks it by a couple inches then jiggles the bar so it looks like it's moving

hello fag llololololololol. how many days has it been on that water fast now, weakling???

>all that twinkcel coping

Nothing but food can penetrate the bloatlord

kek'd unironically

epic cope my twink

enjoy fat coping. You couldnt loose the weight so you took the powerlifting route didnt u? :')

>fastest hands in his weight category
>trained elbows
>trained knees
>trained walker
>mogger of twinks
You couldn't unrack half the weight he does let alone zercher shrug it. What the fuck have you done lately?

STOP IT! STOP IT NOW BLOATLORD!

that girl in the back has a hella good bod

>does 205 kg walk towards you

He must be bluffing... what would that make him? Double Bloatgod?

shoot you, claim self defense and get away with it

TOP KEK

He's gonna spinning roundhouse kick you according to his recent vids

this

>anti-bloat post
>reddit spacing
Like pottery.

youtube.com/watch?v=MbZ9s5WtajE
What physique the bloatlord would achieve if he had 8-9%BF?

He IS 8%BF. He just has a lot of water weight bro.

youtube.com/watch?v=2J1sHUjuDi0&index=1&list=LLjbBlH5S1WVUoZd43j3of5A

I think he is fully accepting his role of boatlord

>greek
>white

Back to the jungle with you negro

Barbells wont snap no matter the weight. There are video tests with a fucking crane and it just bends

actually there have been deaths from people using shitty chinese barbells where it snaps and kills them. or at least like one death that i do recall vaguely enough to say that if you googled it it would probably showu p

You can't snap a barbell

>hes not even strong
>youtube.com/watch?v=uwFvEvHG6tU
Twink coping at its finest

HOW IS HE GENERATING SO MUCH WATERWEIGHT

He's absorbing the moisture straight from the wet panties of the women in his gravitational pull.

Fuck living it, I’m leaving it

big boi

THERE IS NO WAY HE CAN SURPASS A BLOATED PHYSIQUE ? WHAT WOULD THAT EVEN MAKE HIM ? BLOATMAXXED ?

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Obligatory thessaloniki
youtube.com/watch?v=6H6MKVWret8

I am 230lb I am not fat lol

BOW DOWN TO THE GOD OF BLOAT
youtube.com/watch?v=hTJ7b8YSJt4

youtube.com/watch?v=doFnCzUxLU8

Bloatwave-core

*jogs across the street*

>no dexterity
He can do full fixing splits and spinning heel kick you in the face retard.

I swear, there are like 3 people forcing this meme. That's how much views this guy gets.

youtube.com/watch?v=aJ1YWuautyQ