Veeky Forums what are goals for 2018? Can be Veeky Forums related or not

>Azn gf
Kill yourself race-mixing scum. Good luck with your fucked up HAPA Elliot Rodgers child.

wasn't he half asian, half jew

Reminder that Keanu Reeves is HAPA and more aesthetic than 95% of Veeky Forums. Shame his waifu died.

>workout 3 to 4 times a week
>Get gf
>Learn to skate and play hockey
>Do not be beholden to motivation

>cardio 2x per week
>yoga 3x per week
>read 100 books
>6 plate deadlift
>365# bench
>10 grand in the bank at year's end

>1/2/3/4 for reps, almost there
>Finally enroll in university
>Stop being homeless
>Get a stable qt

>knowledge max and get first name on publication
>lose 8kg fat, gain 8kg muscle
>start seriously oly lifting, 90kg sn/115kg CnJ goal
>BS 140kg x 10, FS 120kg x 10, press 70kg x 8, etc. make strength gains while retaining biking perf/VO2Max
>maintain this weight instead of reverting to my eating disorder

Lose 40kg
Join Military

wtf i love polluting the gene pool now

Get a >3.5 GPA
Drop down to around 150-155 pounds at 8-9% body fat
Try to maintain a normal romantic relationship for once
Get tan for the first time since 2013

Go for the mtg user. I used to draft and that was fun but now I play modern on mondays and fridays sometimes and it's an absolute blast.

>Go to the gym
>Finish the CCNP
>Get back into living life

Start dressing more chill to land the babes. Chicks dig a laid back lad.
>Baggy hoodie
>Dirty jeans
>Soybeard

No Veeky Forums 2018 is starting right NOW. Last post for this/next year. I need to get shit done this year and Veeky Forums is getting in the way

I fucking love you all. God bless.

ohhhhhh wowwwwwwwww

i just noticed its a day away from the new year, just one day

>run 1000 miles
It's easily doable, but the problem is I just dont have the time because I fucking hate treadmills. I'm gonna buy a good rain jacket so I can run in all conditions.

>lose another 25 lbs and see how I look then and continue to cut if I’m still not satisfied with how I look
>achieve athletic ottermode
>take lifting more seriously, never skip leg day
>incorporate core and running into exercise regimen
>read more
>develop meditation habit
>be more outgoing, talk to women more
>less vidya
>develop a new hobby/interest

This is it lads, 2017 was a good year. We’ve got a good base to expand upon. I’m gonna make it. We’re all gonna make it.

I am going to loose as much weight as I can. My goal is to loose 140 kgs in total. I’m starting of with small fast on the 2nd and from there see if fasting is for me or if I’ll be transitioning to keto

>140kg

>get my Economics degree (first person to get a degree in my family)
>get lean af and max face aesthetics
>have a more positive outlook on life
>be less autistic and talk to people
>get qt gf

If dubs I leave Veeky Forums forever

Where else to get fitness advice though?

140kg sure sounds ambitious, how heavy are you user?

>Take school seriously
>Start fasting more so I can cut down easier
>Fix my social anxiety
That's pretty much it. I'm honestly a little excited to start this year off.

>Acquire a car.
>Get out a bit more. I'm competent enough socially, but since my group of friends fell apart I've become a bit of a recluse. Doesn't help that I live in a small town where there's not that much to do.
>At least make some steps toward dating. Might join some sites, see what happens.
>Get into a better mindspace.

All in all life is pretty good. I'm healthy, money is not a problem and I am all around pleased with myself. Social aspect is what I lack. Which I don't neccesarily mind, but it makes finding a relationship next to impossible since I don't meet anyone. I also feel like I'm going to have to make a decision regarding my future soon. I have a good, stable job. And though it doesn't earn much by any standard I have income aplenty, but there's no real future in it. Where I'm at right now is basically it. Winning the lottery is also still in my plans.

>Get a girlfriend, I'll seriously settle for a 3/10 now as long as she is somewhat smart
My mind just can't take the loneliness anymore. Past 6 months I've slept hugging a pillow and biology clearly is fucking with my brain chemistry.

1/2/3/4

currently

0.8/1.8/2/3

Squats are gonna be the hardest to achieve

>get to atleast 90 kg by febuary, cut 2-3 months, reach 10-15% bf, natty bulk till 2019, reach 1/2/3/4
>focus more on practical stuff, start some projects alongside collage, learn programming
>look into erasmus+ and transferring to a non-shithole country
>read more, a lot more
>stop being autistic and get some social gains
>get a wheyfu

>buy a barbell and weights
>build one of these homemade guillotines
>do SS in my cramped apartment

If ur not happy alone then finding a gf won't make u happy :)
U shud appreciate the single life :o) haha I can't go out with my mates as often because of gf stuff. sex is cool tho. morning cuddles

Get 10%bf, but the main goal is sub10
Get a job
Seems realistic to me

Running in the rain is the best, grow a pair

get a gf

Losing 10 kg then getting a gym membership.
>already lost 7 kg

>Become a Royal Marine
>Make social gains
>Get my lay count from 3 to at least 6
>Give up the ecig

I just wanna reach 1/2/3/4. I've only been lifting for 3 months now, so I think it should be doable if I keep staying consistent, eat well and get proper sleep. I'm almost at 2 plates on the squat now.

I want to be able to do one handed heil ups

ok

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Sneaky haha. Struggling with trust issues so overcoming that and getting a gf would be nice. But I also have more important goals right now.

>Not be miserable at work
>Snatch 100 and c&j 120
>Lose virginity (going to Barcelona and buying an escort in the spring if I have to)
>Save more money
>Spend less money

Improving yourself is good and all, but why wait 2018 in order to start? If you truly want to change, start right the fuck now, don't wait for next year to arrive only to be stuck in the same pit.

MTG will drain your fucking wallet at first, but if you're good at trading, you can make a lot on it.

pls help guys Veeky Forums is even gayer than Veeky Forums, my new years is to actually get a sense of style and fashion but I am autistic when it comes to that kinda shit, i'm a shorter and stocky type build, if that helps, pls help me fit I need my own "style" or something

>Continue lifting and achieve greatness
>Buy first home
>Buy new car
>Try get the gf pregnant

Gonna be an expensive year

>buying an escort in the spring if I have to
>Save more money
>Spend less money

Your goals should never be influenced by what others think of you. Be yourself, your own man, your own woman, improve what you want to improve. Trying to mound yourself into someone else will only bring you unhappiness.
That’s not to say you shouldn’t be motivated by those who inspire you. I’m saying you should not aspire to be like the inspiration in the end result. You should be yourself, only tenfold improved at the end of the road. Take it step by step, blow by blow, assign yourself achievable goals and strive to reach them in 2018. Then you set goals for next year, and the year after and so forth. Self improvement is long and harsh road with the end far from sight, you should not let this discourage you for the beauty of the end result is what should motivate you going forward. Never forget what you’re working for.

Lift for yourself, love yourself.
I hope to see many a happy user next year and gains all around.

>t.Cancer survivor

I'm looking to essentially lift to get shredded for next year's summer - I'm going to a few festivals and basically want to be 1/10th of Jeff Seid lol. I've been lifting 4 months, and am nearly at 1/2/3/4. Is there any recommended way to program this? Bulk until April then cut?

I was thinking of bulk until I hit 1/2/3/4, switch to hypertrophy work then and do a lean gain/body recomp and then in April do a cut. I'm about 6 weeks away from 1/2/3, it's the deadlift I'm a fair bit away from. I squat and deadlift the same amount, 110kg 5rm.

Has anyone programmed like this or am I wasting my time?

Dress like Daniel Craig or Goose.

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>LASIK (January)
>get down to 12% bf
>limit caffeine intake
>nofap for 2 months and then no porn rest of the year
>no sleeping pills (started just a week ago) been using them daily for months
>better hygiene
>get my savings to $40,000
>have sex at least once with a decent looking girl
>start learning another language or programming
>advance current career
Hope to hit half of these at least.

I have actually saved up for that.

>lose 110 lbs
>be able to use the clothes I had a few years ago
>try not to think about the leftover skin and try to gain some muscle

How much are you going to spend? Is it just to lose your virginity?

Good luck.

>tfw lose weight and can finally wear my old clothes but they're no longer in Veeky Forums

>get under 90kg
>20" arms
>OSCP certified
>CCNA cyber ops
>complete NAND2TETRIS including building the assembler and OS
>finally fucking build LFS

hehe

>Goose
From top gun?

No, Ryan Reynolds from Drive.

>going more to the gym and be more fit
>quitting liqeurs and less beer
>troll people even my parents everytime they tell me "why are you still single?"
>learn a new language
>buying a new car or used car in good conditions
>returning to swimming and competing in 5-10K races
>not behaving like an average 40something

>Bench 500 lbs.
I'm starting to worry about my elbows. They are making a crunching sound when i reverse flex. Does anyone have any recommendations for elbow sleeves?

Achieve happiness

Happiness is overrated and an impulse not worth chasing. Do something meaningful with your life, be responsible and be a better man with each day then you were the day before. The rest can wait.

Hit 1/2/3/4 for reps

>The rest can wait.

The rest will come as long as you do what you say. Happiness cannot be 'achieved', it'll come and go but you'll have more of it if you do purposeful things with your life.

Today morning 207.9 kg, I'm looking to be 70-80kg. I'm 192 cm.

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Good luck, mate. Genuinely.

Ready the sticky if you haven't. Losing weight isn't that hard, I had 110-120 kg and am currently around 80ish, while being 190 cm tall. What helped me was basketball and taking one hour walks, getting rid of junk food and sodas completely, you can also cut alcohol, too. Eat more healthy, exercise for at least half an hour a day while resting on Sunday and you'll lose it easily, as well. Look into weight lifting while you're at it, it'll do you good.

good luck to you, too, frog fella.

> run an average of 16km/h in a 10k race
> keep lifting between running days and try to maintain my current weight and a balanced physique
> find a place to live together with my gf
> keep up with my new job and get good at it

That's all I can think of right now.