>go to club
>90% of the qts are by the dj
>9% are by the VIPs lounge
how can I compete with that? what the heck is the point
>go to club
>90% of the qts are by the dj
>9% are by the VIPs lounge
how can I compete with that? what the heck is the point
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>go to club
>realize i'm balding at 23 so what's the point
>go home
there's always someone who has it worse than you
don't be poor
>go to club
>realize im 41 years old
Shave head. Become Fear.
if i'm going to a high end club, i get bottle service 100%, otherwise you'll be fuckin miserable and pussyless. this means i can only afford to go 1-2 times a year.
if you just wanna dance get fucked up on mdma and just go to the lowest class most packed club in your city. you can find tons of 6-7's there.
>go to club
>realize I'm only 5'6
>go home and start a manlet hate thread
>go to club
>loud so no talking and ears hurt
>every song sounds the same
>bar is so crowded why bother
>girls are all high and you can just bang them in the bathroom
Garbage normie hobby. I am instantly bored. At least you can chill at a bar.
wow great thread
sage
>2017
>not abusing the fuck out of Tinder
Stop trying so fucking hard. Match with some sloots. Be up front about what you want. Get your rocks off. That easy.
I used to doubt this shit until my girlfriend left me. Loaded that shit up and started swiping right. It's never been easier to get laid. Yeah, I'm empty inside and I hate every aspect of who I am but I'm getting my dick touched so hey thats something.
Stop working so hard. Get some dating apps. Don't take any of it seriously.
> go to club with with my manlet friends
> be 6'4 and realize that height is just a meme
> go home crying
FFS, you're not just a flagpole, and you have to realize that the bitches you'll encounter, are bitches to EVERYONE. A lot of those bitches will end up crazy cat ladies, too dumb to socialize with the opposite sex.
Apparently it's a regular thing, for bitches to be going "Sorry, I only speak English." on non-English native countries. ...because they're looking to somehow entrap you internationally from the start. Despite my fluent English skills, I just do a heel turn and walk away on the spot. Nothing good will come out of "international" girls.
Go to a different club, obviously not the club you want to be spending time in lol
That doesnt add up to 100%
1% are with chad on the restroom
He is the 1%.
>be me
>be bouncer
>shots shots shots shots shots
>ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass
>I fucking hate normie music
>be me 24
>get tinder
>only put one shitty pic up there with no bio
>get matched with a few girls
>one of them is a qt 19y old who is into metal, drawing and gaming
>has gaming related tattoos which are surpisingly kinda cool
>seems a bit awkward and edgy but I mean I am an autist who browses Veeky Forums so who am I to judge
and yet I am afraid to write her because it feels like this could be the type of girl I actually have a real connection with. I mean I have no problem hitting on girls I dont give a fuck about but this girl for some reason seems interesting to me and it is not even about fucking her I would honestly be cool just hanging out because she seems like an interesting person.
please drink responsibly
youtube.com
>tattoos
nope, red flag
>go to club
>warm up
>realize there's no squat rack
>fireman's carry some random girl and squat her for 10 reps
>people watching in awe (I mean this isn't impressive at all, she only must have weighed like 120lb)
>see some guys in black suits coming
>they grab me by the armpits and throw me out of the place
wtf
General anxiety, completely normal, just accept that it might not result in anything, and for fucks sake have a go you fucking faggot, you have to actually buy a lotto ticket to win, in your twenties a good way to get some success with women is to just churn through volume
I wouldn't like that. The best part about fucking a girl is the chemistry and rapport, the tension, then as you fuck her it's all released. Then you're actually fucking a girl, not some drone you texted with zero emotional connection.
>don't write her and never get the chance to know her
how is that better than getting rejected?
>normie friend keeps inviting me to go clubbing every now and then
>says he'll be my "wingman"
>finally take him up
>get into the "best place this side of town"
>dubstep
>all the women look fresh out the jersey shore casting couch (not that i am complaining)
>get paranoid about stds like a goober and hide in the bar
>start worrying if i am going to be too hungover for work tomorrow
>start panicking thinking about how im going to get home safe
>cab drops me off 1 and a half hours early to bedtime
>never get club night invitations ever again
problem solved
Height makes women more forgiving of autism and being ugly, it is not the only factor. For most women anyway. Some girls really do just focus on height and height alone.
Nice fitness thread you fucking r9k faggot
While I agree, i think you still get the build up with Tinder. I haven't used it myself (yet), but j got the Impression it's just a place to meet girls, you still take her on a date r hang out and whatever and don't just straight up fuck.
What do you mean by entrap you internationally? Clarify your post please.
>Go to club
>Can't hear shit
>Lose voice screaming over to someone after 10 mins
>No one can hear you
>Sluts hang out in packs
What is the point of this activity again?
Is it just for women to dress like sluts and dance with their girlfriends?
>Meme Tattoos
You know how venomous insects have loud colours and bands to warn you of imminent danger?
>Go to club
>Only 20
>Burgerland
>Gets asked to show ID
>Gets laughed at since I'm 2young2drink
>Try to save face and joke it off
>Just gets ignored by qts rest of the night
Tbh this
>Thinking you met someone you'll actually connect with on Tinder
>Thinking she'll actually reply to you
and then you don't even message her when you match up
I dont know but her having video game tattoos should mean she is actually a gamer and not just pretending right ? I really have no clue user.
I am not from the US so Tinder isnt only for fucking (I guess) atleast I know some people who actually found their gf on Tinder. Also her bio says she is not interested in One Night Stands or something along those lines.
just become a spiritual guru
go to ashram in india
become enlightened
have dozens of hot spiritual groupies willing to do anything for you
looks don't matta when you've reached nirvana
honestly if you're below 6'2" and/or have a face that's less than 8/10 there's no point going to clubs to try and get pussy
>go to club
>can't fit through doors
>Zercher shrug the bouncers
>get laid with qts anyway
Women in clubs are vapid cum dumpsters. Why settle?