All i do is lift

they look like legit ladybois wtf

I've tried dancing and rock climbing
didn't make any friends..

when i go climbing, people are already there with their friends

for dancing, i didn't connect with anyone in my classes, guys or girls. i have no social skills

i didn't really talk to anyone, but no one really talked to me either tbqh

Do you have a job?

Go and travel to some extraordinary country so you have something to talk about

That shit sounds expensive. I'd totally do it if it was affordable. I'm not quite as bad as op when it comes to social skills but outside of talking about movies and what my far more interesting family are doing i'm pretty much fucked.

Of course it will cost you some money. But only travel to a designated country if you're really eager to and you're interested in said country

That being said, your plain ticket will almost always be the most expensive part. Eastern Europe, Latin America and SEA are cheap as fuck.

Eastern Europe doesn't exactly sound very appealing and that would be the closest of the three. Still it's something i'll keep in mind, my friend said we'd go overseas to see a certain band we like for a trip so I plan on doing it sometime.

Having something to talk about is kind of overrated. Listening to people boast about themselves is incredibly dull. When my coworkers do it I want to hang myself.

You really need to be able to ask questions and relate to people. It helps you're well-traveled and experienced in every possible topic, but it also helps to just be knowledgeable and intelligent, if you can just relax and seem interested.

I could probably do more to seem interested in my coworkers...

Eastern Europe is simply awesome my man. They have everything the west has to offer, except cheaper

eastern europe is great for tourism

Which part specifically would you recommend?

I had one co-worker who i loved talking to about movies and general banter, but she left and now i feel a bit rubbish. Finding it a little difficult to connect with the others. It usually helps for me if i'm comfortable around them.

>9/10 face, great proportions, fairly muscular and lean
>5'8, shit social skills
FeelsBadMan. At least because of my face people just think I am shy instead of autistic

The Balkans: Serbia, Croatia, Bosnia, Bulgaria

Hungary and Poland are nice too

I've always heard shit about the balkans, didn't think it would have very good tourism. Not really would be worth seeing. Poland could be good.

i do

but only get to travel once or twice a year

and i travel by myself, don't talk to anyone, so i don't really go on any "adventures". i hear stories of people getting lost, or doing something cool. but i don't have any stories like that from my travels so far

I wish I knew.
Everyone already has a close group of friends. Can't just hop in just like that

Have you thought about talking a class or something? There are tons of free MOOCs which not only teach you something, but will have literally thousands of females in them. Even if you don't find one near you and click (unlikely since many enrollees are Pajeets), you'll have learned something and can add "reading" and or "coursework" to your profile.

Never skip brain day.

t. Doing an MBA and M.Sc. simultaneously online through two different schools.

I just have 2 selfies on my tinder profile, one shirtless body pic and in bio "i like spicy memes and anime girls" i still get like 10-15 matches every day. Girls on tinder dont even look at bio they just look at your face and at body pics if you have any. Now you shouldnt ever search for gf on tinder just one night stands. Girls there have some major issues.

how do you make friends with online courses?

if you dont have the face,frame and height its because you have shit genes and your shitty body and face are the way that nature has to tell females not to reproduce with you.
Give up son. You wont make it. Ugly people never makes it.

They almost always have a message board component which is a factor in the math you receive. Even when it isn't a requirement there's usually a water cooler and a raise your hand section, and a direct message function as well.

believe me they're not all like that, only the ones in the expensive airlines.
easyjet stewardesses are genuinely disgusting sometimes

>responding to this fucking guy
OP posts this shit three times a week and never listens to any advice.

Kys confidencelet

im in same situation as OP, what's the best advice given to him

Get a hobby and talk to people.

But break her legs so she can't leave when she is cute.

ever been on a plane?

>i can't even make an online dating profile
>have no pictures of me, so I'd need to use selfies

>have no pictures of me, so I'd need to use selfies

Do what I did and get some amateur photographer from ModelMayhem or some wannabe site like that. Pay him modest amount of money and have him take pictures of you in a studio and then in different environments. Borrow a dog from one of your relatives and pose with it on your couch. Fuck it, take the photo on the couch of your rich uncle or something. Let him take one photo of you lifting. One on the beach so you can show your body. One of you jumping out of a plane or something.

>have nothing to put it in my bio
>no real hobbies (other than lifting) or anything interesting about me
>have nothing to talk about if i was in a conversation

Literally make something up or browse r/Veeky Forums and then tell the funniest stories as your own. You can fill your bio with made up shit like "I have the biggest model railway shit on this continent" or "Jordan Peterson lectures & chill". The content doesn't matter to women, only how you make her feel. Women create illusions to cover who they really are and you should do the same.

Anyway, when there's a will, there's a way. If you want it enough, you'll do the necessary steps.

>have friends to take candid shots
>or hire a photographer to stage photoshoots

How is that different from women going to Dubai on some oil sheikh's dime, getting shat on by said sheikh and his friends and then posting her Dubai vacation photos to IG to show everyone how she's a world traveller?

I've flown like 5x a year for my whole life and I've seen maybe 3 attractive flight attendants. I think all the hot ones are in business class only, and definitely not in America.

>have friends
>get profile photos "for free"

>have no friends
>have to pay a lot to get profile photos

What are you talking about? how is that even related?

>i can't even make an online dating profile
>have no pictures of me, so I'd need to use selfies

>tfw i wish i could make a tinder profile that just says "i am a 25 year old virgin, i have a huge dick and i want you to teach me how to use it" but i would get banned

i mean it isnt like i could have any other success, no friends and ugly

It's good idea to pay for one or two good photos even if you have friends

I don't think you'd get banned, but you also probably wouldn't find many bites on that line

just be yourself

...

Yes. probably like 20 times all togheter. and the girls are almost always good looking 20-30 year olds. But most of my flights have been to popular vacation places in europe and its maybe on those types of flights the attactive young girls work on primarily.

when i was like 15 and flew to spain there were 2 that looked like pic related but with even better figure. I could barely contain my dick.

Try fetlife or something like that. There is probably plenty of women looking to teach big dicked virgins.

You need to force yourself to socialize. I used to have pretty bad social anxiety, and still do to a degree, but after I put myself out there and got out of my comfort zone I made friends. It's never easy, but you have to get over that hump.

This is my favorite image on the entire internet and the only image of this kind I have saved on my hard drive. For whatever reason it think about it almost every day.

No shame in being a low value male. Just focus on other things.

found the American

what do you focus on?

I have a simlar situation, although I do have friends and a social circle, everyone is quit boring and most of them are single, there are no single girls in the circle. and the few girlfriends my buddies have dont really have any friends either, I love my friends but I need to find new people to hangout with, finiding new groups with single babes in them is hard because all the men inthose circles are all fighting over the same girls and they sure as hell dont want ot let another competitor in the ring, I can be socialable, but it seems people are busy and the few other groups I can hang out with are also great folks but there arent any attractive females their either, they dont seem to exist near or around me, its just bizarre

Literally same, I don't even save images but I have that one.

Maybe you have an interesting profession?

Maybe you're a surgeon? An investment banker?

I'm an accountant. i dislike my job tbqh

Goddessa Sama!!!!!

Okay guys, probably the most autistic one here.
>didnt made any friend at gym, be there since 3 years
>cant talk to people over teamspeak, avoid teamspeak
>cant even write in chat because the text is connected with my accountname
>women think im cocky af but only shy and resting bitch face
What to do?

I have a friend in the industry and I'll give you guys a redpill, all the young and attractive flight attendants are there for short flights (LA to Las Vegas, for example) because they don't have the seniority for long international flights that pay more as those are reserved for flight attendants with more seniority

>i didn't really talk to anyone, but no one really talked to me either tbqh

You fucking retard, of course you didn't make any friends if you didn't talk to anyone

Go to any social event, talk to someone else who is alone. If they acknowledge you next time, continue talking and/or talk to other people.

>have nothing to talk about if i was in a conversation
dude, you can literally talk about anything. use your environment, talk about something relevant to the place you both find yourselves in, it's not hard. you don't need to have a list of stupid hobby bullshit to talk about, like anyone wants to hear about your daily life anyway, nobody does, nobody cares. just fucking use a selfie if that's all you have available. you seriously need a better opinion of yourself, try to at least hold a good opinion of yourself for a minute instead of typing everything that you think is wrong with you

Get a bar job and go do mma

you have obviously never flown via middle east oil airlines then

Is cold approaching a meme?

How can I learn to not be an autist and say hi to girls when we make eye contact?

How can I learn to talk to girls that I meet while out and about and get their numbers?

I hate being an autist

>implying friends have the material to take photos with great lighting at 10k res that is noticable from $200 dslr

Just ask every girl you meet for their number. Unless you're 5'4 or 300lbs you're bound to get lucky eventually.

One of the best things I learned myself is to not really go in with the intention of asking them their number. Just go in with the intention of talking to them and that’s it. If it comes to that then ask, by that time you’ll be warmed up enough you won’t freak out

Cheerleader effect you dumb nigger

I feel ya bro except I don't have even have a smartphone or camera to take a picture of myself with, let alone have a dating profile. Its amazing how not having a smartphone will set you back socially

Its just part of being a man. Being scared of failure is for fucking soyboys. If you want to be a man aka chad just go in and if you fuck up or spill your spaghetti just move on. Learn and do better on the next try. Unless you live in a town with a population of 10,000 you probably wont see this girl again.

Going in for that first try is the hardest. Dont memorise any lines or memes as that doesnt matter. What matters is what you say after that opener as that is all you.

Its just all practice. I was a introverted faggot until I was in my late 20s. Im 30 now and am now what I would consider average with women. Once you break that fear of rejection its a lot of fun.

Just think that some buzzfeed writer, Will Wheaton or boogie arent scared of talking to women. Im sure you can offer more than those soy soaked faggots

fly old school asian airlines
they have age, height, and size requirements.

Singapore air got in trouble a while back for having a bikini test during the hiring process.

hey, that girl is from denmark

>if i go without messaging anyone no one will ever message me, not out of my 100+ Fb friends and some of them i call friends
>whenever im with someone im the only one engaging in conversation
>how the fuck am i supposed to live if i dont like talking about real life ?
I like phylosophy and reading books nigga, i dont care about anything thats real, i've see it all and if i havent it wont phase me - maybe if i grew up on a farm and was retarded it would
I am alone, my lifts arent going up, and I havent found a reason for living yet and im nearing my final teenage year so living is going to get harder and harder from now on.

what if you never meet any girls?

but she'll just get fat again

Guys, there's no easy fix for this shit, no hobbies, no nothing, when you're socially awkward, there's no easy fix.. I started lifting, cycling, got a motorcycle, started going out for a coffee with few of friends I still have, but it's not like you're miraculously start getting noticed and approached by girls, and even if you would, there's no conversation you're going to feel confident doing... It's not like I started doing any of those things for a pussy, I just started caring for my life and doing something with it, but it's not magic pill at all...

This is for building up some social skills.
Do all these things, first read books, doesn't matter what, just read shit that interests you. Don't know what interests you? Pick something short and fun, I usually recommend the Martian to people since it seems to be engaging for most people. Reading something and aren't crazy about it? Read it all the way through anyway and think about you didn't like about it and try something else, ask for recommendations at bookstores(this is important), tell them what you did like or didn't like. Repeat forever.

This reading shit is going somewhere, it helps give you things to think and talk about, it can expose you to things you haven't encountered before. Now go to shitty convenience stores or whatever that you don't normally go to, here you are going to probably embarrass the fuck out of yourself, this is why you go to stores you don't normally go to. See those people in uniforms standing behind the counter? They deal with at least five crack heads and infinite retards every day, your autism or whatever won't even register. Talk to them about shit. Anything, ask about their gross ass gas station hot dogs, find something to relate about what they say, maybe something from a book you read. Do this a bunch, and practice your social skills.

Do this a bunch and boom, you learned a bunch of shit and can be reasonably social. Go to groups that do stuff you like and do better at being social, after talking to people a couple of times while doing something invite them to do other shit. Repeat, you now have a social circle.

Me on the right

You could start by deleting all of these photos of attractive women from your computer/phone seeing as they only serve as fap material driving you deeper into your hole. If you didn't have such easy sexual gratification outlets you'd be forced to adapt to your situation in order to achieve orgasm.

I would also recommend leaving Veeky Forums forever and stop expecting people to approach you and be your friend and suck your dick just because you happen to be rock climbing. I think i've seen your threads before; all you do is make excuses for why none of the advice you get will ever work.

>19
>ive seen it all

wew

>I went to Burma
>I just walked alone in the streets, watched anime in my bedroom and sat alone at the hotel bar staring at other tourists
Great plan, sure makes for an exciting story.

This is the real answer OP, you massive faggot

In the same boat, OP. I do weightlifting and that's about it.

>Goal
>Become really good at weightlifting this year
>Win national compettions
>Make national team
>Become friends with all the slutty teenage girls that are on the junior national team

I've heard stories man. Some of my friends that are already on the team have told me how easy some of these girls are. Teenagers are literally sending each other nudes every day. It's not that hard to get one of them in bed.

Are selfies really that bad to put on dating websites? I have no pictures of myself either.

I work for an airline and only 1 out 10 are probably cute. One of them hit on me but I have a GF so I didn't pay much attention to her. They only appear cute on pictures because they were selected for that reason.

probably the most pathetic thing i've read

this. best looking girls are on this airline

bigger airlines means they can pay for better looking girls

Kidnap one

yeah desu OP you're an attention hound, why should we bother helping you if you're just gonna say "nah i'm a pussy"

>make excuses for why none of the advice you get will ever work.
advice given: get hobbies. I've tried both dancing and climbing. how is that making excuses?

>serve as fap material
i don't fap to these images either. they are only for bumping threads. i can only fap to porn, have been trying noporn

name?

Stop overanalzying this big fear of people judging you for everything you say. If it's stupid/cringe, chances are people will forget about it at the end of the day anyway.

You're still a youngling, who knows what will happen in the future. Just keep reading, putting yourself in social situations and push past your lifting cap.
Julius Caesar was also like pic related, he cried at the age of 32 when he compared himself to Alexander the Great and the latter's accomplishments at the same age. Caesar went on to become legendary,his family name being forever linked with the term for ruler(Caesar=Tsar,Kaiser etc.) and he got a salad named after himself.

It definitely seems less genuine, and girls like seeing how other value you well. Some candid photos with friends and other girls are a big boost.

Like everything else with online dating if you're good looking it doesn't matter.

You could try a sneaky and setting your phone to snap on a timer but it'd prob be hard to make it appear authentic

Try a team sport? Always great for fit anons because it forces team communication and people will respect someone that is playing well.