WHY CAN'T I FUCKING PEE

WHY CAN'T I FUCKING PEE

I'm 18yo, 6', muscular (been lifting for 2 years) and I'm confident and like talking in public. But everytime I go to some public site there has to be no one around so I can fucking pee in the bathroom. If someone opens the door or I hear footsteps somehow my dick gets blocked and no pee will come out. It looks like I got a tumor behind my abs but it's just my bladder full of pee that I can't let out. It looks like I got a gut and it fucks up my v-taper

anyone else got this?

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because your subconscious care about it. You can't fix that unless you really trick your brain to believe that other men don't care about the size of your penis or the sounds.

this but unironically

Holy shit i have the same problem since forever. I would show my dick to every single one in a fucking public place and I wouldn't care at all so its not a matter of being ashamed, but if I go to pee oh boy nothing comes out. I don't know why, but if I pee or not in a public restroom is a fucking lottery.
Fuck it, I think i'll die of prostate cancer or something.

All in your head, you think too much. Just try to relax and breathe and convince yourself that nobody gviea a flying fuck that your peeing. You prolly think your dick is small and sounds funny when you pee.. it doesn't. Just relax.

Flash people to get your display tolerance up

Internalized sexual oppression. Overcome it by parading your dick around in public whenever you can. That's called schlonging, very popular in my family.

whenever the pee goes out I try to make the most noise (point to the water of the toilet) cause I don't really give a fuck and I want people to know that I'm there. It's beggining to pee what is the problem, but I don't have a problem with other seeing my dick (I'm 6.2 inches)

you're not erect when you pee dipshit, how would anyone know your length (and who would care at a urinal)?

are you me?

it has happened multiple times where I have been at a urinal, about to pee, then somebody walks in, so I can't anymore, and then I will literally go and walk into a stall so that I can pee

not even insecure about my dick size desu