Tinder general

Too late buddy. You have no choice now.

>make a joke about the girl looking like a dog
>she tells me "fuck you" and unmatches me

Get nudes and share em OP

You made it brah

You have Snapchat?

Veeky Forums bullying people again.

I always laugh whenever there's threads of people crying about how shit their lives and that they hate chad for bullying them in high school or whatever. Yet you spend your own time bullying and harrasing teenage girls on dating websites.

How sad and pathetic you all are, I'm happy that you're all lonely miserable losers.

wanna fuck piggystyle and have some pizza afterwards?

This

Im going to fuck your ass while your kids watch.

Dude if you dont hit her up she will feel sad and it may cause a chain reaction and she'll end up killing herself, or going on a shooting spree etc.

You literally have to go fuck her, it's highly unethical/immoral if you do not do all you can to prevent this shit

Pretty much this

im gonna fuck ur pussyhole with no lube and then adfter you cum 5 or 6 times in a row and you are all tired, sore and possibly bleeding a bit, im gonna do the same to your mother and then your dad

Dubs will decide what to text. In the meantime phone posting because That faggot mod banned me as well as deleting the fun thread.
Meanwhile as the other user said, trap thread and fag thats exist

Dubs and you have to post her #. Guarantee there are guys on Veeky Forums who would fugg

Pretty much this. You just have to suck it up and go through with it now. Just put a bag over her head or something.

OP again. In the meantime the jap messaged me first lmao

I don't know of all the dumb /soc/ tier shit that gets posted tinder threads are what get removed all the time

I like your body a lot. I wanna see more of it ;)

op?

>Call her a pig
>You still get her number
Ok. You've convinced me. I'm gonna start lifting. I'm opening the sticky right now. I will never touch sugar or salt again. I'm gonna eat 2500 Cal and lift. What routine is best to start with?

>t. incel whom was bullied by chad in highschool
never gonna make it

Fuck it, this won

did she have one of those stupid snapchat filters? probably found your comment unoriginal

fucking dubs, don't do it, it has gone too far and no one wants to see that anyway for the love of god.

>not lifting anyway
Bruh.

Herro (bows to show respect)

rolling for this

There you go OP. Text her that and start setting up a date

Don't care if y'all see her number anymore. I want out of this hell

>How sad and pathetic you all are, I'm happy that you're all lonely miserable losers
Wait, how does this make you any better

Lemme see that sideways vag

I want to do it. Grad school bro lifted with me and it felt great so I came here. How should I start?

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hm

Read the sticky, dumbo. That's a starting guide for you

>hm

>Implying user won't text her
>Implying user won't tattle about Veeky Forums
>Imolying user won't get your number to get even

breh you dumb

Someone link her the thread

>inb4 someone links her to this thread
Normies were a mistake. Put me in screencap for inevitable CNN piece

this

I'm done with piggy. Roll for jap

Herro pletty glir

This Also don't lift for pussy. Good luck.

im sure someone has by now

I don't know which routine is best, it lists a few

bump. This thread is fascinating.

>1 interest
>Shrek
>doesn't like onions
Dubs

Hey ching chong, you play ping pong on my balls?

Then I think this conversation is ogre.

>interests
>sleeping
is this what it has come to

I forgive you for Pearl Harbor. Want to have lunch sometime?

Rolling for these two

kek

lmao roll

Hey bb, lemme make island in your south china sea if you know what I mean.

my god, these types of responses trigger the fuck out of me. it just offers nothing.

sucky sucky fucky fucky?

I wanna eat your sushi.

Ill consider that a roll

drop her.

Ohhhhhhh.... HERRO CHING CHONG

Rolling for this

Dont think she's into it

"Jews control the media. Your country is the last bastion of the goyim. Accept my white seed and let's walk toward an unkiked future together"

dw about it bro, she has that flouride stare anyway

This

The question: does your vagina tastes like onions? If it does, I'm game.

Do it OP

Fuck you nigger, I liked the pearl harbor one

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can you guys give me some constructive feedback on what I did wrong here ?

She took the bait dude, doesn't want the conversation to be over.

Try something like:
maybe I can take you back to my swamp sometime?

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Next

I think it's the lack of a profile picture that makes this weird.

I got a cramp from laughing user. See all of you in prison. Hopefilly they have weights there. Code phrase will be "3DPD"

are you on the right or the left?

If you apologize for Pearl Harbor, I'll trust you enough to dock my sub in your port.

This is the best pic of my body I have and I cannot get it to fit in the dimensions of tinder

How do I make it fit?

>not on my ding dong

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kek

The jap replied

you did nothing wrong, the lady clearly does not recognize or appreciate a true gentleman.

Rerolling for this one. It's your job to make hapa babies with this woman

Banzai

Dope, we have to go to yours because I still live with my parents

ithink the mistake here is that you were born

Not gonna make it desperate pic

The worst fucking ones get dubs. Kek has abandoned us.