Say it with me Veeky Forums

dubs and i get qt gf in 2018

SEE YOU LATER FELLAS IM FUCKIN OUTTA HERE! FINALLY MADE IT

Please take me with you

Hand the extra gf over you bastard

I GOT ONE TODAY
I FUCKING GOT ONE RIGHT FUCKING TODAY
SAY IT WITH ME FELLAS
>user IS BLESSED

F

>that pic
Its not hard senpai, just ask your gf to say it to you, she will unles shes tsun tsun

can you unironically give me her number or fb or something?

>got chicks number from class
>never text her for plans

i spilled my spaghetti bruhs :( its been like 3 weeks, my chance is ruined

I wouldn't say your chance is ruined, just try asking her now.

I WISH I wasn't celebrating with my girlfriend.

Got invited to 3 other parties much better than anything we'll be doing.

There's this girl I hang out a lot, she likes to touch me and stuff. But then from time to time she starts dissing me for no reason other than to try to piss me off.

For example:
>i hang out with her and a pal
>damn user, you're a big guy
>"lmao, no he's not" she says
>i reply "yeah i am" and jokingly flex a 'cep

Not everything is muscle related though, she likes to tease me about various other subjects. So Veeky Forums, what's up with that?

She likes you

she's gonna get MOGGED

this is worse than being alone

How ?

No GF still, but I'm on my way to Osaka. In 2018 maybe I'll find someone.

I mean probably not, but maybe

Why are these threads allowed on Veeky Forums? They really shouldn't be. Everyone here should get banned, including me.

She'll be riding that BBC then.

At least you are a badass, bro

Its like my boy Chuck basher said. The gym is like my girlfriend

because he can't do what he wants to do?

i've missed out on a lot of opportunities in my life because of girlfriends.

>tfw meet awesome girl at work
>she is in a relationship with 3 kids
>we really clicked
>mentioned that if she wasn't in a relationship and with kids she would be with me.
>we both got feelings for each other and fooled around.
>boyfriend found messages or read between the lines and made her quit
>I'm sad that I won't see her or speak to her again
>I'm sad that I ruined her relationship and new years

Fuck me, Veeky Forums.

>disgusting whore betraying her husband and ruining her family
>homewrecking shitstain
>honorless cuck
everybody involved in this story needs the rope

...

Damn bro, you kind of fucked up. But don't be too sad, she made her own choice too.
I'm kind of in the same situation. I met a girl and we click pretty hard, but then I found out she has a bf. I really don't want to be that guy but I also don't want to quit pursuing her

mirin' the guy

Mad respect honestly, it takes a lot of fucking dedication to do what you're doing
I'm lucky enough to have been raised in a wealthy family and there isn't much pressure for me to do well, the most work I did in my teens was tutoring kids to get drug money

I feel you, bro. It sucks that I broke my rule in messing around with taken women. At the moment, it felt right. We both felt it but we slipped up.

>>got chicks number from class
>>never text her for plans

just send her:
>"hey, i've been busy the last couple weeks, let's grab coffee this wednesday and catch up"

or better yet just text her:
>"hey, let's grab coffee this wednesday and catch up"

what is this comic? please share a link

>Going for a NYE to my friends place
>everybody here are bringing their gfs
Fuck, I dont even want to go anywhere, but I would feel like even a bigger loser if I stayed home.

>meet awesome girl at work
red flag
>she is in a relationship
red flag, but can work if you just wanna smash
>with 3 kids
don't..
>we both got feelings for each other and fooled around
sigh
>boyfriend found messages
be glad he didn't attempt to kill/beat you up
>I'm sad something something
stop wasting your time on the past

>tfw no gf for New Year

If a woman wants to cheat and she doesn't have kids fine, then smash it. Don't ruin a home though if there are kids involved....

Life is suffering, Veeky Forums. I finally got myself a girlfriend after long years of no gf and then, two months into the relationship, I make out with some random qt3.14 in a bar (for the first time in my life!). It was so fucking awesome that now I have no idea what to do.

Give me some of them dubs

Dude you are cheating. Thats part of making it.

I know, bro. It will take time.

Damn, I didn't feel shame right until fucking now. Thanks, bro. I guess you're right unfortunately.

I know I fucked up.

>Life is suffering
>I have encountered easily avoidable problems that are entirely of my own doing
this is why it's dangerous to follow a strength program properly. You get too jacked too quickly and your brain doesn't have time to catch up so you end up acting like a complete fucking whore. There should be a limit to how much mass someone is allowed to put on in one year, similar to the "don't lose more than X pounds per year or you'll have excess skin" thing for fatties.

>actually matched with a THICC army chick this week
>became fb friends and chatting thru that
>started txting each other last night

maybe hope lads?

only if you make a move

You're already fathoms deep in the friend zone

I have a gf for the first time but won't see her on new years eve. But we're seeing each other the day after and spending all day and night together.

Does that count?

I'm in the same boat, except I won't see her until the 8th. Sucks but I'm gonna try and pash another girl tonight.

user is blessed, never lose sight in your blessing either

>damn user, you're a big guy
You fucking lunatic you had the opportunity and you missed it