What’s the deal with all the onionposting lately?

God speed onion knight.

im not doing any science backed up effort, but im on 1-2 raw onions / day for 2 weeks and my life has improved (started dating a qt, more socially capable, clean house) but could be full pledged placebo.

Notice any changes with how vivid your dreams are?

I notice I get fucking horny when I wake up , even when I jacked off at night . It increases my oneitis tho, so fml

I remember some guy posting about toxicity of onions if you consume them daily. So remember to cicle the onions

>using grams in comparison to pounds
user you're not making any sense

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no results until middle of Jan

It's a meme and you're a dipshit if you fall for it.

Onionlads do not concern themselves with the opinions of soy

Here's the facts, OP:
1. Study was done with lab rats at an Iranian University.
2. NO STUDIES DONE WITH HUMANS -- therefore NO PROOF this does ANYTHING for humans.
3. If it were this easy, WHY HASN'T EVERYONE BEEN DOING IT FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS?

You do not need to eat a whole raw onion everyday.
>LIFT
>EAT
>SLEEP
>REPEAT UNTIL SUCCESS
That's all you need to do to improve testosterone.

High test onion-eating Chads care not about the petty opinions of women.

they re healthy, good to eat healthy foods. broccoli is super in every aspect including protein&test levels

>high test onion eating chads

Big soy shills get out. Even if doesn't increase test, there are no downside to eating onions. Why do you care so much?

give your energy to onion man's test so that it may silence the soy shills once and for all

>I get horny when I wake up
This has been me my entire life. Regardless of amount of fapping sleep etc. I am always very horny when I first wake up

>It increases my oneitis tho

>keto

>dietary meme

>be onion farmer boy
>mother dies
>dad doesn't cook
>eat onions daily to supplement shit meals
>nearly die

Smelly onion retards.

>"I didn't like them raw at first, but after awhile they started tasting great," he told me when I informed him that I found the taste of onions to be sickening.
>Although he didn't connect it to the onions, he became increasingly pale and weak over the course of a few months until one day he collapsed while doing his chores.
>He awoke in the hospital getting a blood transfusion, and was told that he'd come down with severe case of onion-induced anemia and had been dangerously close to death.

raw-food-health.net/Onion-Toxicity.html

Back in the 1980's, in his research on human brain function, Dr Robert [Bob] C. Beck, DSc. found that garlic has a detrimental effect on the brain. He found that in fact garlic is toxic to humans because its sulphone hydroxyl ions penetrate the blood-brain barrier and are poisonous to brain cells.

Dr Beck explained that as far back as the 1950s it was known that garlic reduced reaction time by two to three times when consumed by pilots taking flight tests. This is because the toxic effects of garlic desynchronize brain waves. "The flight surgeon would come around every month and remind all of us: "Don't you dare touch any garlic 72 hours before you fly one of our airplanes, because it'll double or triple your reaction time. You're three times slower than you would be if you'd [not] had a few drops of garlic."

For precisely the same reason the garlic family of plants has been widely recognised as being harmful to dogs."

HAHAHHAHAHA

I can't wait for onion bro to post results

I declare thee, Sir Onionbro from Catarina

Gtfo reddit

People have been doing it for hundreds of years. Nobody gave a shit about health nor could they measure health effects. The reason nutrition medicine is so fucking big now is because it's very easy and cheap for scientists to run tests. People from my part of the world eat at least 1-2 onions a day. The men are strong, hairy and have lots of kids. I've been eating onions since I was a kid too I've always felt like a champ after onions chopped up in olive oil with cheese and warm bread.

What the board recommends is 1g/kg bw of onion everyday. I highly doubt this is enough to reach toxic amounts. If it is you're genetic trash and have better things to worry about than increasing your test.

why did you even bother posting this tosh?

>LIFT
>EAT (including a raw oinion)
>SLEEP
>REPEAT UNTIL SUCCESS

Fixed.

I'm almost over the cold/cough
In order to keep everything as constant as possible I'll be sending the samples on a Thursday.
I sent them off on Thursday 30 nov.
So I'll be sending them off Thursday 11/jan.
I humbly accept
I had best git gud

>lately

new years fag pls go

>underage brainlet spewing forced meme
>telling another user to go to Reddit
kys buddy

Because its a new meme, and low-test numales who consider themselves Veeky Forums are falling for it, hoping it will magically fix their low-test issue. There`s plenty of people who lift without this retarded "diet" and still get better results than these idiots

>redditor posts ebin leddit screencap
>is told to go back
I wonder why that is

>toxic masculinity

12/10

I know you get this every time you post, but I just wanted to say I love you for doing this onionbro.

>there are no downsides
t.friendless loner

Thank you.

I May test something else.
Test related such as long Jack or another t booster.

If you're too retarded to buy gum or brush your teeth you probably don't have friends

That's not how onion smell works.

It doesn't just come out in your breath, it comes out in your fucking sweat.

You know how indians always smell like curry? Same thing. They just can't tell because they're scent blind.

It's not because they haven't brushed or bathed. Its because the curry spice is literally coming out of every pore.

Good friend,
I really hope this is not just an elaborate troll

Veeky Forums just discovered vegetables are good form you

It amazes me that people on Veeky Forums are so, so stupid they don't know how tests work.

>IT INCREASED TESTOSTERONE ON THIS MOUSE

Yes, there are also tests showing green tea increased DHT and testosterone in mice by the hundreds percent. I guess Arnold used green tea instead of steroids then, right? It's just so goddamn powerful.

Fucking morons.

What if it turns out raw onion is an antidepressant?

>It's not because they haven't brushed or bathed. Its because the curry spice is literally coming out of every pore.

What did he mean by this?

>Being this anally devastated by people eating vegetables

You smell of the food you eat.

Do you mean the onions?
If it is then I have eaten an additional veg a day.
No loss.

Then at least we will know rather than anecdotal stuff.

Or if you mean me
I'm no troll.
I've posted my face a few times.
It would be fairly silly of me to troll at this point.

In all honesty I like the fact I have started to question and test stuff rather than try and just see.
Or rely on anecdotal bros.

>bf for 6 Years
>they aren’t married yet
Did the onions do this?

>Fictional green texts that never happened

Can't stand smelly onions

t. schlomo goldberg

>get called unintelligent
>LOL LE JEW MAN YOUR BUTT HURT???? LE JEW MAN BUTT HURTING???

Sharp response. Good job. Keep sweating onions.

>literally this triggered by a vegetable
LOL LE JEW MAN YOUR BUTT HURT???? LE JEW MAN BUTT HURTING???

>ignores everything the original post said so that he doesn't have to deal with the fact his retarded belief makes no sense

Only person you're hurting is yourself. Keep eating onions and thinking you're gonna increase your testosterone massively, you fucking retard. Meanwhile I'll bang every chick that runs away from your stinky sweat.

Thanks!

Stay triggered schlomo.

>L-LE STAY TRIGGERED... Xd.... PLEASE STOP WRECKING MY FANTASY

Drink some green tea as well, you're gonna be Phil Heath in no time.

>literally THIS triggered

Lmao!!

You know there's a thing called deodorant

I'm not even joking, but you are actually pathetic. My original post has factual information citing another study you can check on Google, and you are completely unable to even formulate an argument responding to it. I don't think even yourself think you're being intelligent.

A new year just started and the only thing you can do is pretend to laugh and call someone "triggered" - you can't even defend the things you believe in. No wonder you're obsessed with onions, you're so fucking weak.

Keep pretending you're having a grand time, become insecure later on, do some research, realize I'm right and then cry yourself to sleep. Maybe tomorrow you can work on a way to fix your insecure, little bitch need to be confrontational with everybody online.

Once at uni I entered this contest called "Iron Gut" which was basically just eating/drinking a bunch of fucked up stuff. One thing included in it was eating an entire raw onion like an apple, which to this day was the biggest regret of my life. Onions are full of sulphides which normally break down in the cooking process, but when you eat a raw onion your stuck with them in your body. Sulphides are the chemical group that make corpses stink. For over a month everything about me stunk. My breath was fucking horrendous, my urine could stink out a whole bathroom but the worst was my body odour. What you may not realise is that your body is constantly sweating all over in small amounts but it quickly evaporates before it leaves an odour. My sweat contained so much sulphides that it was like a thick paste or concentrated stink. Every person around me in my day to day life would look at me with disgust as soon as I got in smelling range. I had to take public transport every day and it was an absolute ordeal. Eventually I stopped going to uni until the smell subsided and I almost failed all my classes that semester.
You are being trolled, do not eat an entire raw onion ever

>being genuinely this upset

Sort yourself out m8. In all seriousness, no one believes with any certainty that raw onions raise test in humans, we're simply interested in the possibility. There are no studies available on humans, so it comes down people like onionbro, and hopefully others, to test it out. Also I just do the juice and toss it in a shake, haven't had any issues with the smell.

>someone responded to me so they're upset XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

No one gets upset in an online imageboard, you fucking retard. Not even the people calling you fucking retarded. If anyone is bothered they can simply close the page and move on, it won't follow them. You're actually pathetic though and that doesn't change anything.

It's TIRING, not UPSETTING, to post literally anything and be met by insecure confrontational children 100% of the time. I didn't fucking adress you in my post, I talked about onions and green tea, yet you're such a bitch you took offense personally and immediately went into LE JEW LE JEW mode. I'm guessing you're over 18 to be posting here. Grow the fuck up dude.

Seek help dude.

Thanks, I'll take this solid advice from the guy drinking onion shakes. Fuck off anytime now.

>just wants the last reply
kek nah, gonna have to do better than that soyboi.

>so insecure he's actively thinking about who's gonna get the last reply

You're a woman, Harry.

Mabe you should follow your advice and fuck off. I mean, that is the solution to this TIRING encounter. Fag.

Have anything to do today user?

That's not what advice is you illiterate moron, it was a comment. Maybe you shouldn't skip elementary school to eat raw onions.

Actually not, and if necessary I will post until tomorrow just to see you give up and ruin your first day of january making you tired, because I actually can :')

Definition of advice
1 : recommendation regarding a decision or course of conduct : counsel
… shall have power, by and with the advice and consent of the Senate, to make treaties …—U.S. Constitution
offering medical advice
a word of advice
2 : information or notice given —usually used in plural
… the latest advices from Mexico … —Henry David Thoreau
3 : an official notice concerning a business transaction payment advices
Definition of notice
1 a (1) : warning or intimation of something : announcement
subject to change without notice—Dun's Rev.
Please give us enough notice to prepare for your arrival.
(2) : the announcement of a party's intention to quit an agreement or relation at a specified time
tenants' right freely to give notice —Store Bolin
(3) : the condition of being warned or notified —usually used in the phrase on notice
putting all … court personnel on notice that fundamental rights had to be observed —E. E. Nobleman
b : information, intelligence
2 a : attention, heed first attracted notice with his short novel sit up and take notice
b : polite or favorable attention : civility
She had very little notice from any but him. —Jane Austen
3 : a written or printed announcement Newspapers print notices of marriages and deaths. A notice was sent to parents about the school trip.
4 : a short critical account or review The play received good notices.

lol what a retard

>he thinks he can defeat me that easily

>literally had to look what an advice is on Google

Advice: Kill yourself.

No one's defeating anybody, you're just embarassing yourself, embarassing me and wasting time that could be productive. I'll stay on it though just because maybe next time you'll think twice about being a faggot type of person.

Tough talk coming from a soyboi. We'll see what you're saying once I humiliate you with the BBO.

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>What’s the deal with all the onionposting lately?
Every time you ask yourself a question like this the answer is Veeky Forums is retarded and you should never listen to it seriously.

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i love men ass

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Jesus christ was it the size of a fucking beachball or something?

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