/FPH/ Mega Edition

Eh, it's not that deep user. Goofing on fat fucks is funny.

Update for anyone who was in the fph thread yesterday: made brussels sprouts with a splash of oil, garlic, salt, and pepper and roasted for 15ish minutes. Wife said they were "fine, but I can only eat a few". On to the next vegetable.

Don't you have anything better to do than come to these threads to bitch and moan? No one's forcing you to open these threads, either filter them and get on with your life or shut the fuck up. Your outrage means nothing here.

Fuck off Whitney, don’t you have a scale to break?

What's going on? Did you marry some fat bitch who only eats cheesy potatoes and is scared of vegetables?

I married a 5'2 105lb former collegiate athlete that doesn't really like a variety of vegetables. I'm trying to introduce new things because I'm sick of alternating broccoli and asparagus every day, but she's pretty picky.

Shove your dick up her ass everytime she refuses to eat her vegetables.

youtu.be/ltF-6ldrqJs?t=1m54s never saw this on Veeky Forums

this makes me breathe heavily as if I was carrying heavy weight/fat

this

die of heart failure fatty

>Americans will defend this

>being president is stressful and makes someone with an already shitty diet continue his shitty diet
Wow, groundbreaking stuff. Thanks for your input.

great advice

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>she cried and then ran inside
>ran inside

Fat chance.

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haha look at those tiger stripes!! rawrrr!!!! x3 slayyy giirl

don't insult that beautiful big by comparing him to that fat woman

What do you call an obese roastie? A Fillette?

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>stressful
Is sucking jew cocks and bainting and switching, stressful? You look the type to know the answer to the first one.

How do I convince my cardiobunny wife to start lifting a bit? She fell for the "I don't want to get bulky" meme. I'm worried her cardiobunny body is going to fall apart once we have kids.

>anonymous image board
>you look

Requesting fat Italian girl who gained like 200lb in a year and a half.

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Do you have the link for the whole set

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This is the only place I can find it
randomarchive.com/board/b/thread/703374146/every-time-someone-says-get-fatter-i

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>that level of delusion
Why do I want to punch her in the face so badly?

>I have to force myself to eat
Pls, don't force yourself

both fat

They had to blur the pig weiner. That squat though.

That is dangerous, once you get captured by her gravitational pull, there is no escape.

It's terrifying when you remember that both of their skeletons are around the same size

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>tfw see fatasses eating small salads without meat or dressing in public

THEY
ARE
LARPING
Meanwhile im eating cakes and losing weight on mac and cheese.
(I actually eat less)

surely the fatty consuming junk food incurs ridicule but not those doing something about it?

In other news, as I went out for Christmas Eve drinks and was waiting in the taxi queue home, a lady probably 350lbs was staggering and groaning as her friends propped her up

>Ummm... ummm gonna barf
>Katy, no, not here
>Nooo... I can't... BLLLEURRRGH
a stream of brown soup splashed across the sidewalk and down her bloated belly, it seemingly had the consistency of Nickelodeon slime. Some other drunken dude screams
>"Whys it so fucking brown and slimey"
>her friends propping up the heaving hambeast start to get emotional
>she... ate a lot of chocolate tonight ok... and then burst into tears themselves

Some one past based Glenn

Why not based Tree Trunks

>full splits while eating chocolate cake
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

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I won't be able to watch this until tomorrow, did Whitney marry her chubby chaser? Is Buddy kill?

whyboner

Well, I hate vegans and I don't go into vegan general. It is obviously that you are a fatass and being butthurt. Don't like it? Leave.

Isn't it strange that this is a human? You'd think that it would have diverged enough from the human species that it could no longer procreate.

Same problem, my wife only eats broccoli and asparagus for green veggies, and will do iceberg salad. I've given up trying to force her to expand her palate.

Try cauliflower, it's basically broccoli but more colorful.
She might go for that.

You really think fatsos can still have sex?
They are either ignored or physically unable to. Its just evolution

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As expected - let's make exceptions for THIS fatty.

Their lives are mine now.

Hey, look! Lefty thot is back! Haven't seen you in a while. Did you have to get a job or something?

Thanks for the motivation

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>google hansis superchubs
>get sick

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE SPOTS

Is this gay porn?I cant tell

It's beastiality

not surprised the blonde whale's hanging with lena dunham

Skin Cancer
hopefully?

Ah, world renowned feeder extraordinaire Ham
Pie'd

The thing below isn't two people

WHAT THE FUCK

It’s not fair

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All there skeletons are the same size and there's actually the weight of 5 to 7 healthy girls on this bed Wtf.

UsuallyUsually a sign of unmanaged diabetus. Esentially it is areas of poor blood circulation.

So that fat fuck lab partner DID have no motivation or discipline and fucking did nothing for our group assignment and failed the course

Shocker.

>those spots
>those folds
>those fucking salami-sized nips

There are fat people galore in my kingdom.

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Are those the legs of a child? If so, I'm entering full rage mode

Will this be the season she finally realizes she is too fat and unhealthy? Or will she continue to doubledown on getting fatter.

Its a new year, so a little of column A and a double scoop of B

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youtube.com/watch?v=Qcskl0B_5uE

>almost every single clip with a woman
>fat mother and daughter
>"My body is going to explode..."
>"I'm being transported like an animal..."
>woman wallering around on the ground helplessly

That sure is a good start to analyzing the situation.

they wouldn't eat the mushroom unless there was cheese and butter on it.

thye think its a veggie