Post mires to cap off the year
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>In my local supermarket, buying my milk and eggs
>new girl seems to have started
>smiles at me shyly every time I walk past her
>been going on several times a week for past month
I'm not smiling back, when will she take the hint?
>inb4 girls looks and smiles at me lol she totaly wants my dick and isnt just being polite xDDDD
this will be 99% of mires in this thread
This
oh shush you old sourpuss
>be in mcdonalds
>cute thick blonde serving my mcdouble and 20 pice chicken nuggies
>dpuble takes me
>weird homeless man comes and sits by me and scares her off
>fuck
>be person with low self-esteem issues exacerbated by browsing this board
>girl I smoke weed with decides to hit the gym and asks me for help
>texts me that the gym was hard etc.
>try to make her feel better by sending her a pic of me before I started lifting and a shirtless pic of me at the end of my cut
>gives me that "heart" shit on messenger on that pic
>texts me "damn"
>tells me that I'm a solid 7/10 with that body
I think I somewhat made it boys
Let me guess, you are over 20 and KHV?
>be outside class waiting to go in
>cute girl comes up behind me
>squeezes both of my buttcheeks together really hard and rests her chin on my shoulder and says "what are you doing later? :)"
>i am a total brainlet
>"going home"
>go into class and never talk to her again
>this was 2008
>realize years later she was giving me a hint
>at a bar
>some woman, bit older than I'd go for, stood behind me
>starts feeling my arm
>I turn around to see what the deal is
>she says she was just warming her hands
>make a joke and turn around, just want my drink