NO FAP 2018

I quit porn hoping to stay on track for 2018

a new years resolution stops a week or so after it’s begun, so that’s the perfect target time for me to start again anywa

i last this many days

i fap at least 3-4 times a day

already way ahead 11 days in we are gonna make it lads

Pic related is a bit schizo but the general gist of it is correct

I am
>day 5
>huge urges due to anxiety
>end up edging without porn
>be able to stop myself before cumming

I wonder if I'm still in or not

youtube.com/watch?v=Q3_2entulkw

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Already am nofap for the last 3 days. Don't even think at fapping at all and when i see pornographic images my willy doesn't even respond.

Gonna get painful if you keep doing that lol

Performing the masturbation act is already giving in.

YOU HAVE MY WILL! TOGETHER!

yeah bois i gonna aim for a nofap 2018

i somehow always failed up to this point, but not today not even tomorrow not ever again.
this is my chipse, i didn't count the days but now, i dont need to because i will not masurbate. i will not.

>friend tells me he’s a “fapstronaut”
>days later tells me he feels a lot more energized
>tell him to stop telling me this shit
>a month or two later tells me he doesn’t find sex appealing
>ohboyherewego.zip
>after that keeps telling me how he doesn’t want to fuck girls

Yup.

fuck him, maybe he plays to the different team

will i die if i try this?

im in m80

brb gonna get the last fap in

I plan to edge all day and then at precisely 12:00am 1 Jan 2018 I will ejaculate with extreme volume. This will ensure I have good luck in the coming year.

>Easy mode
No porn. You can jack off though, just not to porn or photos.
>Medium mode
No jacking off period. Sex is allowed.
>Hard mode (Elderly Monk mode)
No orgasms at all.

I'm in.

>Just had a fap
>Dating a new girl
>She's on an IUD
>We both went to get an STI check
>Will get the results back next week
>Mfw I'm going to start busting into her raw come next weekend

Just had the last fap of the year. Last year's streak was 8 days, so it shouldn't be hard to beat

This

>when you have to get STI checks immediately upon dating
>when you get birth control and want to let a guy you've only been with for a few weeks start cumming inside you immediately

imagine this level of degeneracy. imagine how big of a whore this girl is and the guy as well

lemme guess, tinder

>eat onion
>massive boners all the time

>supplement zinc and magnesium
>doubled sperm volume

>do nofap
>don't even have morning wood
Why are you supposed to nofap?

why lie user

Im a male, so no

My gaydar is off the chart rn

i was gonna cum before 2018 but i accidentally came 2 min in to 2018

call that a mulligan. You're still good bro

same

>Already two failures
Good job, guys.

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fuck up cunt
nice dubs tho

Times running out lads

>there are people all around the world who will be seeing in the new year with a cock in hand
hahahahaha pretty gay bro

FUCK YES
NOFAP 2018

NO FAP FOR 2018, NO FAP FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE!
Been at it for a week now, and will continue. I'm TIRED of losing. The only way to win is to not lose ever again.
I have readied my soul for this.

I am tired of being a KHHHHHV DYEL I want punani and test and gains and jawline and strength and magic third eye powers.
I sincerely, unironically believe the Lord will grant me all this if I keep to the nofap routine.
Praise Jesus glorious be thine kingdom!
Amen.

>2018 started here
Wish me luck lads

Spiritual lift bro here

There are a few things you need to accomplish to ascend:
>Nofap without thinking about sex and fapping , your mind has to be degenerate free
>No alcohol , it's poison. Same for sigarettes and drugs
>Practise Astral projection every day (After 3 months of nofap this has to be easy)

right here pal
we're gonna make it

this

Who the fuck watches porn without fapping anyway?

>1/1/18(Mon)00:00:01 fuck guys i lost

>mfw 1 hour into NoBlink

>mfw 1 hour into NoBreath

YEAH! DAY 94 OF NOFAP! WHOLE YEAR IS EASY THING!

IM READY

I am here. Did my last fap today.

No food but chicken and vegetables until I see abs.

No fap 2018

>try no fap
>playing borderlands 2
>first scene with ellie
GG

>trying no fap
>browsing /v/
>someone posts porn again

U serious bruh? What is it like living in the transcendent realm?

i am with you user

Starting now
I'm not gonna cum 'till I get myself a girlfriend and I cum inside her

I started on day 4 of november
Until recently i was pretty numb but now my libido is coming back rather strongly, I had my first wet dream in my life. I am also upset about the state of my life

Now however, i must quit mindless internet usage too, otherwise i'll continue being a zombie

>1 minute into no fap new years
how long's in a year lads? like 20 minutes?

I went on no fap this winter break. I just relapsed today to the absolute disgusting porn.

This shit makes me so fucking horny, if it was uni I would like literally rape someone.

You can meme about no fap not working, but it works me in my case, it turns me from numale asexual faggot to a BEAST wanting to fuck and destroy something,

ayyyyy in, but Veeky Forums has some good porn brah, but i hope i'll last.

I see the same way, once I hit about 20 days or so into a Nofap session my cock is just perpetually hard and I can feel the cum buildup when I either have a wet dream or wank gallons come out and I feel so much better afterwards. I think it’s a safe bet to wank every three weeks or so just to let out some buildup

I cant hit more than 8 days, I just get so horny and I cant focus on work, I keep opening porn, start browsing /gif/ and shit like that.

only those heathens on pink boards. We're God fearing Christians here

Yeah you gotta just make yourself busy and be determined. If you have a specific day that you plan to have a wank then it’s easier to hold off as opposed to planning to never wank again. This is especially true if you don’t have a Gf at the time so there is no wholesome way to cum

BUT THEY POST PORN ON BLUE BOARDS

It gets easier about 10 days in for me but like i said after 20ish i just feel like my nuts are overflowing (I supplement with zinc magnesium and D3) think that has something to do with why I produce so much cum

>No thinking about sex.
Roger. The Christ did say looking with lust towards women is adultery. Doing my best to live up to this expectation.
>No poison.
Roger. Drug free for my entire life. never tried, never will.
>Astral project.
This is where it gets difficult. I can't seem to find true resonance with my spirit, or the Lord. I do believe, but I am still looking for that special connection. I don't feel anything when meditating or praying. I focus as hard as possible, but it's as if I'm lacking in the soul department. Any thoughts or help is appreciated. I WANT to ascend.

NO PEE JANUARY AS WELL

Try opening your chakras to make the energy flow smoothly through your body.

Those are trips of so much truth. Tina DLC upped her relevance even more

Fuck it, I'm in.

It will be extremely painful

I'm proud of you my lads.

Soon you will realize that you've been only lifting for empty muscles , no spiritual gain untill now. We will all make it.

I haven't fapped this entire year, two hours in bby. Lol jk, wonder what I'll start the year with. Be it crossdressing twinks or momdom hentai, my drill'll pierce the heavens.

nofap 2017 done, bring on 2018 boys

better to try and fail than just resign myself to fapping I guess

Remember anons, it doesn't matter if you fail, it matters that you keep trying your hardest to quit.

>that first huge load after a long nofap session

Mind to post some results?

>the speed that it comes out

like a laser beam

uhhh, any advice for getting rid of weird fetishes???

They go away after 3 months or so, occupy your mind so the devil cannot speak to it

Nofap, lol

I did my last fap of 2017. NoFap 2018 here we come

Ive been doing no fap sine october and I can get a boner in under 30 seconds with imagination alone

Does it actually work, I was under the impression I'd need to actually pursue them away with reprogramming my brain with other shit.

wet dreams are the best part of no fap because you actually live out your sex fantasies in your sleep and its infitinely better than porn. I seriously cannot wait to go to sleep when I know im horny as shit because 9 times out of 10 youll have an incredibly sexual dream and it feels so real.

I'm sure that simply not indulging in them will help wean you off of the focus.

Nofap worked for me, you just need to keep at it

THIS IS MY LAST FAP OF 2017
FAP ULTRA!!!