NOFAP 2018

Wrestling the one-eyed snake is fine (unless you're doing it more then once or twice a day), it's the porn that's bad for you.

>fapping is the only way to cum

GOTTA TRY AGAIN!

fuck it why not

I'm going for it bros

is *playing with your dick* ok? I just have a constant hardone and just carress it and push it around in my pants, norubbing, no cumming, no porn

28 days in. Yesterday I almost gave up, but I only edged myself and went to sleep. I don't have any super powers yet, what's wrong bros?

fuck it, i’ll do a month and see how it goes. if i’m not feeling any super powers i’m gonna just cum a lot.

Im in, let's do this

I travel for work, often 1200 miles from my wife for months at a time...uh I'll pass.

test overload go hit the gym then fugg a qt

>>currently on day 6
Me too, but I'm flatlining since yesterday

i will

I'm in
First goal is lasting past Valentine's Day
This year i won't spend it alone
I FUCKING WON'T

800 test here. If I dont fap I start getting really aggressive with my flirting and embarrass myself.

When I have a gf I fuck her every day anyway so whats thz point?

One thrust man.

Three months starting today.
>I have a competition to win.

>Work out 4-5 days a week
>Staying away from all the memefoods like soy, also plastic bottles and so on
>eating fuckton of test-boosting foods and protein
>literally 0 sex drive.
>not even remotely horny ever, maybe a bit when edging if fap.

might as well just go cold turkey, it's not like it'll be a challenge anyway.
watch me levitate a small elephant with pure brainpower in a year.

>only 3 and a half hours left to fap
Fuuuuck I gotta find some good porn quickly

logistical question, am I supposed to just cum in my sheets at night or what?

Wear a cocksock to bed

Lmao at these pathetic cucks scrambling to make excuses about their lack of self discipline.
I'm in this year lad, I won't relapse I know it

>watch me levitate a small elephant with pure brainpower in a year.

kek

you will be able to levitate your dick though

It's a good, round day to try and start fresh again. One of my resolutions is to stop jerking off so much, ideally once a week. I feel like that's a manageable amount. No porn, once a week. Also less fast food.

>Also less fast food.
What are you doing on Veeky Forums if you're still eating fast food?

I intend to go through 2018 without fapping at all! If I ejaculate it will be through sex. Wish me luck, Veeky Forumsizens. For honor. For glory!

I've already gotten around 20 or so days in. I plan on never fapping again. I'm going to make it this time.

>nofap day 7
>get high on DUDE with friends
>instantly wank at very hihg speed to 3d atwt horseporn when i got home

i can't fucking make it brehs

1 hour and 53 minutes going strong here.

Bros. I've been really lacking in progress. I jack off literally everyday, and I think I have an addiction. 2018 is the year I really have to quit it cold turkey. No excuses. Any former fap addicts here?

I'm ready!

You are literally a beta if you fap

>decide to nofap 2018
>Day 1 download a bunch of cute newhalf JAVS

I mean they're just sitting there, be a shame to waste them...

I quit porn, but I also have a girlfriend who will blow me whenever I ask so it feels like cheating.
For those who are single; cumming is healthy, but porn is not. Find a qt to spill your seed into. If you are alone and need to relieve yourself, just use your mind. If that isn't enough, use bikini pictures or tasteful nudes. One of the best solo loads I ever blew was to some chick in a fitgirls thread with delicious abs.

me

finished my first fap of the year and I managed to get a new PR just a few moments ago. Feels great making those fap gains

kek BTFO

I'm in.

I've been in since 2015, made big improvements. Time to finally finish it once and for all. Yeah they do naturally every 28 days on average. Fapping reduces testosterone and causes your pleasure sensors to become desensitised making everyday activities feel worthless.

Stop making excuses faggot. Porn and fapping is a cancer, particularly porn

Did 41 days and felt no fucking difference. Im doing this dumb shit only for religious reasons

When I make it that far I feel fantastic. Keep at it. It's as if all the pleasure you would normally get from flapping your meat triples and is spread out through your day.

>I don't feel especially horny today
>"hurrrr I must be flatlining since yesterday right guyz?"

You're so fucking retarded that it hurts

2018. No.
January? Sure.
It will be hard whrn Raita's new dojiin gets translated.

> If I ejaculate it will be through sex
You will last literally 30 seconds max

Its either fap or blue balls and probably start sexually harrassing women at work.

Sorry Chads, i am sitting this one out. Ill be on the blacked xvideos page if you need me

lol already failed

You know exactly what you should and shouldn’t do u cheeky cunt so stop making excuses and quit touching your ween

I’m way ahead of you; I’m on Day 9 already

Already been at it for a month. Feeling more energetic and generally more interested in people. I'l make my conclusion on no fap when I hit 90 days but porn is literally some psy-ops shit and I'm sure everyone here "could stop any time"

...

I have been on nofap all December. I have decided to go beyond, to the next level.

No Nutt 2018

Complete control of mind and body, not a single nutt will be bust this year.

in

lost the first day
maybe next year

Same brah

I blew a load onto my own face about 4 minutes into New Year's Day. Maybe next year.

Fuck yeah, I'm in. No fap, no porn.

I'm moving into a new apartment soon, not going to masturbate in it at all.

Married a qt psycho so nofap is not a challenge. Cant remember the last time i orgasmed, but the good news is that i no longer even think about it and my alpha power level is off the charts. If you want the greatest self improvement, dont release your power, but focus it into lifting, growing wealth, and being the best father / Christian possible.

Where do i buy one

KEK!

bros, I'm on my second day of nofap and can't stop thinking about a thicc ebony sucking me off and been having boners all day, how do i do this

Go somewhere where you can't masturbate. Pushups help to kill boners a little bit so you can piss. Pissing feels good, removes urges a little.

already failed.

>haven't had sex or cared to go ok dates since me and my ex broke up in the summer
>desensitized deathgrip dick
>getting in the best shape of my life and getting qts hitting me up and ignoring em to beat off 3 times a day.

I need this. Reading and working out instead of jackin it.
LET'S GO LADS

>tfw have bipolar
>hypersexuality through the roof

HOLY SHIT I JUST WANNA FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF MY PILLOW, IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN ONE DAY! YESTERDAY I NUTTED 3 TIMES BUT THIS IS FUCKING IT BOIS

I wish you a year with a lot of sex, otherwise you're gonna kill your penises. If you don't use it you lose it.

Here lie the dead penises of the NoFap fags, who perished in their master's quests to change their pathetic life and adquire superpowers following a stupid meme.

I'm in

starting from right this moment

i will go do cardio as the gym isn't open today

Noctual emission
continue the mission
Hands on the cock
reset the clock

I'm taking the real challenge, OP.

>impyling your test levels have anything to do with weak willpower
reee mommy i need my daily quick fix of dopamine

I’m at day 3 of nofap. I used to fap every day. It’s really hard to suppress the urge right now.
How the fuck do I best deal with it?

Push ups, every time you feel the urge

OHHHH FUCK, it's literally never been so hard to do NoFap, i've been to 14 days before, but this second day of nofap is killing me, I've been having boners all day

Thanks bruh. I’ll try that.

>virgin at 26
>meet girl online
>she thinks I'm really cute, which is not something anyone has ever told me
>showers me in compliments
>just texting her makes my dick hard
>think "maybe I shouldn't fap 1 to 2 times a day in case this goes well"
>end up fapping every 18 hours or so just because of her
so much for that.

...

Longest was around 190d last year. Made amazing changes in my life during that period. Left it, and went to shit again.

I'll give it a shot, the superpowers were real.

Noporn yes, nofap maybe.

this is my 3rd day (started the 30th) and the trick is leaving your pc/phone away when you feel the urge to fap and read a book.

Or y'know... Just not being a weak bitch.

I'm weak REEE

what constitutes porn? hardcore? m+f

Or is it allowed to look metart etc galleries of prime young beautiful women. ?

Personally, I'll just try to avoid looking at any genitals.

i'm still in somehow

I'm in. Last year (kek) I did a 2 month streak, broke it on the 30th of december, fapped 3 times. Now I'm good again

...

Here, my dude. I was fapping constantly, multiple times a day, often chosing to fap rather than fuck my girl because it was easier. I realized I needed to stop that shit, it was giving me sexual anxiety and not making me happy in the long run like fucking does. I'm going on 2 months now, basically. I've had a couple "almosts" where I started to stroke but stopped myself, and a few times my girl watched me jerk myself/mutual masturbation sessions, but absolutely no fapping by myself, 100% Cumming via doing stuff with my girl. It feels good desu, even if it's sexual frustrating on a surface level at times. And it's helping me get over my sexual anxiety because it's forcing me into only getting off by doing shit with my girl, which is more fun and satisfying anyways. So, fellow recovering addict here: you can do it. It's all just self control and willpower. Hang in there bro.

T literally contributes to high impulsivity

Fapped twice today

Can someone explain to me the stages of nofap ? Do you keep on being thirsty af all the way through nofap ?