ITT: Your shitty genetics

>Minor Gyno
>Uneven pec insertions
>Uneven lat insertions
>Uneven abs insertions
>minor pectus excavatum
>5'9''

END ME LORD

>majority of muscle fibers are slow-twitch

>perfect pec insertions
>perfect ab insertions
>perfect lat insertions
>no pectus/gyno/whatever
>6'2
>green eyes
>blonde hair
>tfw born a spic

just fucking end me already god, put an end to this sick joke you're playing.

>potentially have polycystic kindeys which means I shouldn't be eating a high protein diet, especially shouldn't be lifting, probably on dialysis at 60, and can pass on to my children

There is no minor gyno.
Only gyno or no gyno

>good insertions
>symmetrical abs
>Good hair
>no genetic abnormalities
>tfw turbomanlet at 5'7"

God has a fucked up sense of humor

>5'5"
>ugly with shit hairline
>third nipple

Why'd it have to be like this bros

>asthma
>5'8"
>gyno
>uneven fat distrobution
>inevitable moobs
>inevitable pot belly
>easy muscle gains (impossible to lose fat)

>wide hips
>body decides to store almost all fat on hips

>28
>receding hairline
>adult acne
>daywalker

if it makes you feel better, my dad is about that tall and still managed to have me
>5'10 and im "tall one" of the family

> lifting for 7+ years
> look great, 6'0 at 230, not sure about bf% but abs are looking good now
> several test cycles under my belt
> great squats, dl, sp, every lift basically

...

> struggle with benching 315 for more than 3 reps
> off cycle usually return to struggling with 275 lb bench

fuck my chest genetics

Weak feet which led to a collapsed left arch which has cascading effects on the strength of my whole left side making me more prone to injury when lifting heavy

5ā€™9ā€, not even king of manlets

Very large frame and huge head on a medium height body, head is so big I have neck problems because of it

100% fast twitch, inflexible as fuck by nature, spend like an hour stretching per day to maintain recovery from various tendonitis/joint injuries

Elbows cannot entirely straighten which also has to be factored in

Altogether actually not so bad

So close

You literally have to be an 8+ minority Chad to get the same amount as an average 5 extroverted white guy

This is why I hate white incels like fuck you you're living on easy mode imagine being born Mexican or Indian

I'm going to fuck genetics in the ass

>big head
>pretty slow
>face is 6/10

that's about it. On the plus side I'm 6'2" and white with blue eyes. Still a virgin at 21 though. I'm not even that socially retarded yet here I am browsing Veeky Forums on new years

black and also female :(

>5'7

Thats it.

>5'11
Didn't even care before coming to this place. My only flaw.
I'm 18 so hopeful based on my doctors time frame of growth I have left.
growgrowgrowgrowgrow

The only flaw that I have is being a brainlet. My teachers made fun of me for being so stupid.

You know where the pit is.

>back hair
>rosacea
>baby face
>4 inch penis
>can't grow facial hair

b-b-but at least im 6'0, r-right guys?

DELET THIS

>6'2
>had horrible acne through high school
>pectus excavatum
>scoliosis
>lower back curves in so my posture is completely fucked
>weigh 175 lbs and low bodyfat but can only bench 135 for 1 rep

a-at least I'm 6'2 r-right

J U S T

>Uneven abs
>Gyno in the process of going away
>Weird gap in the bottom of my pecs
>Chinky eyes but have freckles
>Crooked nose
>6'0 but proportions are weird so no one believes me
>Light asthma + worst stamina in the world
relatively easy to deal with considering I'm in really good shape so no one really notices too many of my flaws

5'10 good for my race, not compared to my friends. Dad's side of family most 6'+ whilst mum's side are all sub 5'6. Slight wide hips. Weak chest. Large nose.

Newb still. Else decent looking if not for social autism.

5'4''
built 165
fuck sloots all the time
have some self respect
hight used to bother me
fought alot
now I'm happy
were all going to make it bros

Positives
>6'0"
>high iq
>large frame and wrists
>can build muscle and strength easily
>facially above average
>nice tan skin

Negatives
>Fat (115kg)
>demotivated
>poor vision
>mixed race (indian/white with brown eyes)
>socially introverted
>unemployed

Could be worse.

>6'0 with a 4" penis
*inahles*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*chokes

structural kyphosis

it only dawned on me recently how much it has fucked up my life, how no matter how in shape I get my spine is actually bent

still waiting for my ortho referral hopefully next week i can go and once evaluatwd find out if surgery is an option

delet

>Uneven abs insertions
>minor pectus excavatum
>5'7''
>glasses

genetic lottery losses:
>skinny dick
>minor framelet
>predisposed to alcoholism, anxiety, depression
>asthma + allergies
>teeth that required braces
>acne that required accutane
>practically no body hair at 23

genetic lottery wins/pushes:
>dick >6"
>white
>5'11" (i'll take it)
>very likely will never bald
>strong jawline + generally handsome facial features
>bretty gud insertions
>good voice

could have been taller if didn't eat and sleep like shit as a kid, and i'd be happier with a bit more girth down south, but i got a decent hand in life overall

Could do Smolov for bench if you really want to improve it.

>ginger
>5'8
>right knee constantly flares up when squatting
>get light-headed when squatting
>had gall-bladder removed because gallstones
>glasses

why god? what did I do as a tiny sperm?

The good;
>6'0"
>blonde
>blue eyes
>smarter than your average bear
>pretty good looking
>charismatic

The bad;
>almost guaranteed to develop dementia and/or Alzheimer's.
>pubic hair extends halfway up the shaft of my cock
And for an added bonus
>spent almost the first two decades of my life morbidly obese, shreking my skin with stretch marks

All in all, not terrible. Would not re-roll.

how much can you relate

>6'4''
>every single ounce of fat goes straight to my belly
>fuckhueg chest
a-at least i'm not black

Same.

I fucking hate male gingers.

Female gingers are automatically 10/10 but males are disgusting

But no you damn duck you had to have a Y chromosome

Stop bitching and make the most of what you have stupid nigger. Mobile poster from the company of normies but shit is what you make it, make it something good.

So you are smarter than the average bear yet wasn't able to prevent yourself from being a hamplanet for 20 years?

>5'10, could've been worst though, dads 5'6
>like 33% Indian
>uneven abs
>extremely weak tendons/joints
>bags under eyes

>I'm 18 so hopeful based on my doctors time frame of growth I have left.
I topped out at 6'2" at 12 years old. Haven't grown a bit since

>6'2" at 12 years old

Yeah breh, I was a fucking freak in the 7th grade

>narrow waste
>good and even pec insers
>good pec inserts
>symmetrical ab inserts
>good bicep peaks
>naturally lean
>7 inch dick

>5'11
>narrow shoulders
>bad trap inserts
>tiny calves
>5/10 face

WHY

>135 1rm
damn, how long you been lifting? i started lifting a couple weeks ago and my 1rm is 150

To be fair, smarter than average doesn't amount to much.
Also I grew up with retarded parents who fed me garbage food, 3 liters of cola a day and raised me in a ghetto where I couldn't play outside. I ballooned up super huge and lost the weight by the time I hit 18 or so. Got my dick wet at 19 and the rest is history.
On another note; does anyone else struggle with shaft hair?

It probably has a lot to do with form, also anyone who never did pushups starts at a disadvantage in bench. I didn't realize I was benching wrong until I had been lifting for almost a year.

fucking shaft hair
6'' and it grows halfway

I know that feel, brother. At least I have some good girth. Never had a complaint.
Have you had any success dealing with the high tree line? Shaving it works for like 12 hours before it becomes a vulva-shredding stubble.

I keep it either just above prickly length and if i feel fancy shave it off a few hours before intercourse

>5''7
>110lb, never weighted more than 115
>skinnyfat
how

>depression/anxiety/bipolar
>alcoholism
>low metabolism
>prone to heart disease
>Jew nose

>unsuited for what you're pursuing
>continues anyway expecting a different result
literally the definition of insanity.
OP why don't you just give up and pursue something different instead? Or at least lower your expectations to something realistic? Otherwise you're just being ridiculous

Almost everyone looks better with less bf% and more muscles

Prone to heart disease and jew nose
Fuckin already have heart pain every now and then and can't get a girl because of kike nose to try and make it better

Sure. Not disputing that. But if someone is going to throw a hissy-fit all over Veeky Forums because they don't have bodybuilder genetics then maybe they need to take a step or three back from the whole thing and re-evaluate their priorities in life.

>freckles in places i don't like
what the hell man...

>family of regular professionals and honor graduates
>also athletes
>has a history of mental illness
>also generally short
Could be worse

>>uneven fat distrobution
>>inevitable moobs
>>inevitable pot belly
more like no self control fatty

>>high iq
>>Fat (115kg)
>implying you can be both of these at the same time

>flared rib
>never will have autistic core

jdimwha

>144 iq
>4.0 GPA unweighted all through HS
>gifted driver
>no mental illnesses
>perpetual optimist
>always motivated

but god felt the need to
>uneven pec inserts
>5'10

I guess you can't always win

>no mental ilnesses
>perpetual optimist

ehehehe

t. negative nancy

>goofy looking frame
>large forehead
>fucked up abs
>allergic to gluten and shit
>tiny benis

>minor pectus
>low(5-6%) bf% when eating 3k kcal(6'4), cant go above that
>small dick(14cm)
>no chin

>Born non-white
Atleast you can overcome genetic setbacks.

>5'10"
>Tall hairline with annoying swirls
>Big fucking head
>Tiny wrists

>6'3

tiny bepis
tiny hands
tiny feet
wide hips
extra long legs
short torso

sometimes i wished i was shorter so i can be more proportionate

>no genetic abnormalities
>5'7
Pick one

>wide hips
>store 90% of fat on ass/legs
>slight autismo so no int gains
at-least im a tall white guy

>5'11 aka king fuck of shit mountain
>weird lower chest gap (pretty minor but still noticeable)
>had horrible acne as teen, needed accutane
>family history of depression, arthritis, obesity
at least i'm ottermode aryan

>daywalker
>framlet
>small as fuck ribcage
>moles all over my body
>sunken baby face
>tennis ball knees
>brainlet
>jawlet
>6'2"
>7.5" benis

Is life worth living? Also 18 will it get better as I get older?

6 foot
Blue eyes
Brown hair (almost black) loose curls
Good insertions
Wide hips
Put fat on legs
White
Beard is brown and red, patchy but wearable
Minor right knee issues
Uneven gait but not too bad
Few dodgy hearts on one side of the family
Near perfect teeth, 1/2 slightly crooked thats literally it
R8 me Veeky Forums

>balding
>acne at 23

just roid

Nope, I'm not that retarded.

I mean, about a 6" dick and that's about it
I could do without the psoriasis, but whatever
Better eye sight would be cool
And until 'heart problems' and 'high blood pressure' comes along, everything is pretty fucking solid

People with poor genetics should be buried alive tbqhwy

>5'7
>pale
>hook nose
>pectus excavatum
>gyno
>hyperextended knees (and damaged ligaments)
>allergic to animal fur, pollen, dust, and many plants
>many food sensitivities
>pernicious anemia
>eosinophil esophagitis
>slight arterial insufficiency
>Gilbert's syndrome
>short-sighted

>5'6
>TINY wrists, can touch my thumb to my pinkie
otherwise handsome aryan with nice insertions.
No way you have green eyes and are a spic. You're just a Spaniard.

Good:
>6 foot
>thicc ass hair (can be bad if it grows a bit longer because i waste a lot of shampoo to clean it)
>blue eyes

Bad:
>Pectus excavitum
>Asthma
>constantly clogged nose so a mouthbreather 90% of the time
>small as jaw and chin + overbite + can't grow beard to hide it
>high ass lat insertions literally at top ab level
>one upper trap way bigger then the other but they are equally strong
>dick rotated like 70 degreese and curved to the left
>kyphosis
>scoliosis
>hips wider than waist
>bunch of acne on my ass and back

>my biceps auto random-twitch

Good:
>blue eyes
>nice smile
>decent quality hair
>long eye lashes

Bad:
>5'7/170 cm
>minor pectus excavatum
>teeth stain easily
>sweat a lot
>acne scars
>blackheads on nose

i grew to 6' 2" in 8th grade. havent grown since lol

>5'8
>uneven clavicles
>short bicep insertion
>tiny wrists
Didn't really hit my limit yet so who knows what'll happen

lol you don't need to grow any more. 6'2 is insta-suck-your-dick height

good
>6'0
>6.3 by 5 inch member
>hazel but mainly blue eyes.
>long ass eyelashes
>hair is pretty thicc
bad
>shiity acne on forehead/chin been getting better though
>fucked up posture
>undeveloped ear canals(lol), can't dive
>have to drink water every ten minutes or my voice starts becoming cracked making communication a bitch
>eyesight barely passes eye exam

Iā€™m the same man, having tiny wrists sucks sometimes

>5'11''
>lanket
>dicklet
>wristlet
>necklet
>pectum excavatorum
>balding
>overbite causes me to have double chin despite being aushwitz thin

>Minor Gyno
>Awful long femurs because 6'2''
>Minor Pectus Excavatum
>Weird Bulging Hips.
>Knee Valgus
>Completely normal test levels (865 ng/dl)
WTF, man?

>rosacea I know that feel

pectus squad
Why tf is it this common :(

Are you Arnold Schwarzenegger's son?

>gifted driver
What does that even mean? You can competently operate a motor vehicle? You minimize your own mistakes while inflating the bad driving of others, in order to convince yourself that it's everyone else who is a shitty driver?

Such an accomplishment.

>no mental illnesses
More like 'no mental illnesses that I have bothered to clinically diagnose'

I know that feel, chronic interstitial nephritis
On prednisone probably for the rest of my life :') .

about a year and a few months, started out as an ultra skelly to the point where I would have random people come up to me and tell me to eat a sandwich. Even had a black dude come up to me in a bar and ask where he could buy coke

Its probably a form thing, though desu. I feel like near the end of the lift my forearms are trying to push outwards and they do most of the work if that makes sense. plus I bench with a super small grip close to the end of the knurls in the center

>Spine grew a few degrees too crooked
>Means my benches are fucked since other arm is longer than the other
>Nobeard
>Possibly low T, never done a test tho
>Small weird asymmetrical ears
>Possible inheritable carcer

At least I'm 6 feet 0" and face isnt deformed