2018

2018
YEAR OF THE BLOAT

WHY AREN'T YOU BLOATMAXXING RIGHT FUCKING NOW?

ah yes, hello sir. How does one bloatmaxx?

6000 kcal excess per day

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Give me a rundown on bloatmaxing. Give me an infographic.

So instead of 'skinnyfat' I should aim to become 'strongfat'? Sounds like an excuse to skip cutting and only focus on bulking. I'm fuckin in.

>File size limit reached. Unable to post 4TB
Tried to post the infograph, but I got this message.

the term is BLOATMAXX you fucking newfag

>mfw alone and bored during new years eve
>ended up binging on canned peaches for like 4000 calories for fun

Am I gonna make it bloatbros?

F U L L

Jesus christ his skin is fucked. That cant be ficking healthy.

You have to live it

you're living it for sure

How do I into /fridgemode/? Unironical question

no point wrist too small

Bloatmogging the bar

5.5" wrists here
20 years old

holy shit ive seen this video a long ass time ago. Who would have known he would become a hero amongst twinks

>6'3"
>6.7" wrist
>24
It's so fucking over for me, you're probably a manlet as well so at least it's proportional

Sorry skinny, 6000kcal won't do it!

How is that even possible? That's smaller then the girth of an average penis

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it. But this is what peak performance looks like.

>tfw forgot to add extra salt

forever living it

i love that man

I have the same amount of back and shoulder hair, at 21
Am i high test already?

fuck thats some weird ass ab training

Look how he bloatmoggs the bar even if isn't yet at a full weight

Is it possible to learn this power?

Because I want to live past 40

If your piss isn't orange you're doing it wrong

>Orange
>Not red
Confirmed for not bloating hard enough

>color is perceivable by the human eye
Enjoy being a twink forever bloatlet

>t. Bloatmogged twink

Not from a twink.

Link to original video?

2 tv dinners with every meal, GOMAD, 10 grams of creatin a day

there is no infographic
you gotta live it

TV Dinners? Those things barely have 900 calories in them. you need to get on the CHAD MACARANI AND CHEESE

Too hard. I already have trouble eating enough calories for a modest bulk

I have a wive and three children!

The bloat side of the aesthetics is a path to lifts some might consider... unnatural.

I put on like 7lbs. already feel fat.

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Kyriakos the Grizzly?

>tfw try to godzilla scream after set but not FULL enough

i fucking love these threads

bloatbump

Can someone give me an example of what they eat in a day to get in 3000 calories, I can’t do it

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Fucking magnificent.

And I thought I had slender wrists. That's the size I would expect from a petit woman

Now edit it into one mass instead of two boobs and we have something really good