Who here is has made it and become an Equinox bro?
Just moved, so I joined the one in Boston.
> Attached to Ritz Carlton > Enormous floor space, ridiculous spacing and really never crowded even on Jan 1 thanks to fees that keep poor fags out > Towel service as well as chilled moist towels > Mostly older skinny fats who are really nice > Locker rooms and showers are huge and give you enormous towels, mouthwash, shampoo, as well as moisturizer, combs and hair gel so you leave looking fly > Executive package gives you your own permanent locker with included laundry service, so you never need to bring anything to the gym with you or handle dirty gym clothes again.
Hunter Walker
that's nice.. but most of us are poorfags because we care so much about our bodies during our teenage and college years
Thomas Morales
Do they give you a dildo aswell so you can fuck your faggot ass after?
Benjamin Richardson
Are the toilets clean? Do they have Lifefitness ellipticals? What about crank machines?
Nolan Johnson
cost?
Joshua Nguyen
how much do you pay
Carter Carter
Only $300/month
Benjamin Evans
I am equinox bro in San Francisco. Can confirm high price keeps homeless away.
Isaiah Moore
only? poor fag here like 65k a year
Isaiah Rogers
I'm doing something weird because apparently joining under the regular plan and then upgrading 15 days later to executive allows me to bypass the $500 initiation fee and get a $100 credit.
It's $305/month for the executive and I think $200 something for regular?
Executive also gives me worldwide access.
Jacob Cruz
This is funnier than it deserves to be.
Thomas Clark
I love how you talk about a gym like it's some expensive hotel.
Lucas Fisher
>paying 300/month for fancy towels Never gonna make it
Lincoln Edwards
But it basically is, right? You're renting a cool space, with a place to store your things, included showers, towels, toiletries and they do your laundry and shit. There's an attached restaurant too.
It's basically a hotel minus the bed.
Asher Morales
>he still has to wash his own gym clothes!!! >laughinggirls.jpg
Ian Russell
And you're willing to pay 300$ a month for that ?
Camden Stewart
>Not having your mommy wash them Sucks to be you nigger
Camden Richardson
Yeah bro. My Boston apartment is like $130/day. This is a steal at $10/day.
Bentley Ortiz
>no goodboy points >no chicken tendies
Fuck equinox
Jace Perez
You're an idiot.
Zachary Kelly
t. poorfag
Alexander Wood
You're spending 300$ a month so you can hang out with rich old men. Reconsider your life brah.
Austin Gray
The best part are the classes which are included in the price of the personal trainers that are a steal starting at only $100/hr
Jose Ortiz
It's seriously insane how wealthy every poster on Veeky Forums is
Even people who live in low cost of living places make as much as someone in NYC/boston/san francisco/la
Mason Gomez
Top kek
Xavier Reed
There's really no need to pay $200 a month even with all those bells and whistles EXCEPT for the networking opportunity and rubbing elbows with the rich who may or may not wanna help you. But that'll take months and over $1000 gamble on a big if