How do achieve this mode?

How do achieve this mode?

Drink huge amounts of soy milk, start voting Democrats and start reading WP and NYT.

NUH UH YOU'RE THE SOIBOI /pol/

When is the baby due?

Play video games.
Masturbate a lot.
Don't go out unless you absolutely must.
Keep secrets and tell no one about yourself.
Never leave your comfort zone.

It's actually pretty easy.

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I do all of these and I don't look anything like him

wait nigger this is me

DELET

is that the famous pear body

HOL UP

I do this and I'm not a disgusting fat soy boy fuck

this is what peak performance looks like

nigga looks like a sack of soy

lmao

OP do you think you could be bothered to not shitpost? Thanks.

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK:

Yo, fryman

Where the original sauce? This shit is a lie

He has klinefelter's syndrome.

DELETE THIS RIGHT FRUCKING NOWWWWWWW

And both of you need to go back to tumblr as well and then we'll all be square.

Ok, but what is this really? Is this something like Klinefelter Syndrome?

oh nvm i didn't see this one

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You're a foul one, mister grinch

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And spend hours on Veeky Forums (wether it be on Veeky Forums or not)

tripdub69dubdubs of truth say a lot about the people on this board

I do all of these but I was blessed with good genetics and am homegym master race.
Try again faggot.

I'm following this step for step, but I'm not getting any closer to achieving this, should I stop working out?

Jesus Christ. I have this EXACT body shape. What do I do to fix it?

Get that extra X chromosome removed.

sorry about your kleinfelters bro

>father has a first marriage
>3 children
>all women
>have problems and divorce
>marry again, with my mother
>have a male son
>he was happy af
>turns out I have klinefelters
>he simply can't have full male children, either female or fucked up males
>mfw

SS+GOMAD

The white grinch

I am borderline Klinefelters and I am starting a Test only cycle soon. I plan on doing roids until I look like a normal person.

Borderline? You either have it or you don't. Have you been tested for it?

At least he's not star-bellied

Damn... my body is literally 99% identical to yours. I'm curious as to what your routine will be.
And howd you get the roids?

This. I used to think I had it because I had most the symptoms (wide hips, small shoulders, thunder thighs etc etc) but I got my test checked and the results turned out fine.

No, I never have. Endo told me my genials were well developed and I had too much body hair to have Klinefelters, but my large hips and gyno mixed with the feminine body fat distribution makes me look borderline.

It's likely that I was just exposed to too much estro as a teen. So I am taking roids to make up for that.

It's a genetic condition that requires a DNA test to diagnose. What was your test tho?

Kek

>It's a genetic condition that requires a DNA test to diagnose.
Having low testosterone is the main issue of the syndrome tho. It doesn't matter what your other symptoms are; if you don't have low test you don't have klinefelters.

>What was your test tho?
Can't remember since it was a couple of years ago, but it was completely average. Not high or low which was surprising because the only amount of exercise I had in my life then was walking to the car.

apart from my man boobs, this is exactly my body type
hope the best for you progress

What's your diet user?