Does anyone successfully smash thots using tinder and is it acceptable to post shirtless pics to impress the roasties...

Uh okay well can I put my dicks dimensions on there so girls arent disappointed when they see my skinny 5.8 slanger?
Like
>5.8x5

or whatever

I used to smash thots on tinder. Don't post shirtless without context. Beach pictures and such are fine, but mirror selfies don't work.
Post pics in a schmedium and when you talk to them and they say whats up tell them you just got back from the gym, and send them your pest pumped pics if they show interest.

Pefect example of how to turn a girl off

But a pic like that would attract dtf freaks, no?

No. You're not even big, first of all.
You don't have any abs going for you.
The pose/face is really gay. I would have honestly thought this was a gay guy.
Beanies are for little kids unless you get a high quality one (I have one that costs ~$50).
Gay emoji, makes you look immature again.
Tattoo is bad and not worth showing.

Sorry, m8

My God that tattoo
Thanks for making my night OP

I gained atleast an inch and a half in height on mk77 taking I think like 15 mgs a day. I honestly forgot. But im 24

You know what I just realized I could make THE most fucking douchebaggy tinder profile ever. Maybe ill do it and report back. This will be my main pic

I banged a girl off of tinder, basically went for a coffee and then after that it was on. Sex was pretty subpar and she wasn't interesting, kind of left me feeling a bit empty desu. Like what was the point of the whole thing, I wasnt any better off than I was before.

Guys,

what's the best way to get someone to message? Like, whe nyou message and they don't answer. Before you let it go, it doesn't hurt to hit them up another time. What's the best thing to say to get them to respond? Bcause I've successfully reeled someone in after they didn't answer the first time but it rarely ever works.

All I'm saying is "good talk lol" and the women with personality will usually say sorry haha and then the convo starts

you cant do shit to make a woman do anything.
welcome to online dating

What works best for me is "pls respond" or even "if you dont reply I will kill myself"

tinder fucks me up(and bumble), i have flaws, but IRL have height, frame, and face(depends on bf% ) i am convinced hot girls are attracted to me; but tinder i get 1 or 2 fatties or nothing.
Maybe its boring profile? gotta show instagram worthy activities just to get a bootycall? (if aren't 9/10)

yeah, I have the same problem. I do okay in real life & get laid regularly. All my friends on tinder cleaning up and I only ever match with fatties.

It's really fucking with my self-perception tbqh

Exactly. Girls like guys who open up. So if you love her tell her, say "How u can just ignore me like I dont even exist? This may sound crazy, but I see something in you. Youre like me. We're different. I feel drawn to you."
Then if she doesnt say anything then be totally transparent. Tell her something like "Why cant you see that I love you? Why cant you see that I was made to make you smile?"
If she still doesnt say anything then you gotta be like "Look, I cant even eat. You dont understand how much I just want to chill with you. Thats it. You wanna hang"
justvkeep going dude, girls love persistence

New to tinder, but in a similar boat.

I've got a short, interesting profile and some good pictures, all taken by other people. Still haven't pulled off tinder, but I've got a couple dozen matches. I think it's just easier pulling in person. Swiping is arbitrary and quickly forgotten, but when you're good looking and present it's hard for a bitch to shake you.

Youre a loser im fat and ugly but i talk tons of shit and pull 7s plus all day long on tinder. Most of you faggots just exude insecurity and you dont relaize it.

So ego is everything when it comes to the swiping game?

Honestly, I still have more fun going out and picking up strangers but I'm glad it works for some of us.

too obvious. Try harder

Yeah, but these friends that are pulling are I'd say as good-looking as me. So something doesn't add up.

also bitches have unlimited options on tinder and their standards are like 2 points higher than irl

srs

Yes. I have fucked RIDICULOUSLY hot girls on Tinder. Like way too hot for me. I have also gone MONTHS without a match. On the whole, it's kind of a net neutral to the self-worth gainz. Focus on yourself, pussy will be there when you're ready. Already got a good job, good passions, etc, then go for it.

Shirtless depends on

A. How lame the pic is (if you're doing something active and it's a good camera and you're looking like a non-douche it's a pussy magnet)
B. Where you are area wise. CAn get away with a douchey selfife in you're in a cheesy area. Portland, Seattle, New York, probably not.

This. Your text game sucks most likely.

If you're pulling irl then you're blessed bc my irl game sucks. My genius and wit shines through on Tinder and I talk my way into lays pretty easily once a girl is into me/likes my weird features.

Is this acceptable? I dont usually do it because i feel i come off as being vain

Or should i take another when im done with my cut?

Also he looks like a tweaker/poor. The bike/mt bike and beanie with bad tattoo. YIKES

That will get maga pussy but honestly if your face isn't involved somehow it looks fake. Tough call bc any face you make you're going to look lame.

would work fine desu.

don't do it unless the situation requires you to have your shirt off like at the beach or swimming

Rate my tinder boys

Try this user's approach

lmao that's so crazy it just might work!

For texting I've gotten so many pull backs by messaging them something random then going "oh shit, wrong courtney" LOL

6'4" FUCKING MANLET HAHAHAHA

I usually say "sup" and then get unmatched because I have performance anxiety and im scared of hooking up

Apparently hey is the least likely thing to get an answer back. Statistically, funny .gifs are more likely to get them to answer you but I never have any luck using gifs

>i feel i come off as being vain
>on fucking tinder
top jej

Err I got my peeper licked with a shirtless mirror pic don't knock it till ya try it. I have 6/10 face so nothing special there...

Um... Sweety?

this

trying to be edgy (tats & bikes), cute (emoji), and bluecollar/manly (carhart beanie) really doesn't work together. pick a lane.
at best it's the male form of "lawl sooo random XD"
but it kinda gives a pedo/druggie vibe

how pedo lol

>a lot of girls say they don't like it because it comes off as "toolish"
>I get laid pretty often using dating apps,
And there we go.
Use their "Dislikes" as basically a roadmap to Smashville.

you're not in as good of shape as you think you are

not to the average hoe tho

Research chemical viagra is like $40 if even. One night stand anxiety cured forever you're welcome desu.

do u just pop it discretely when?

I normally just send gifs. Low investment on both sides. Girls don't want to have to think about respond!ding until their interested, but gifs are easy. Then you just ramp them up to sexy and half the time they'll start the conversation for you. Be warned, one they start actually talking you'll see how boring most of them are.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA what? Are thots that dumb?

YOu take it before the meet up you moron. Alterniatively you can take cialis when you wake up/the night before and have a weekend fuck sesh.

No it clearly didn't work you fucking mong. Threads with "Tinder" and "smash thots" really attracts the autists jesus

Laugh all you like but i've made $700 on grinder in the last 3 weeks.

What kind of gifs do you use?

Huh... what kinda gifs you start with?

>I just take creatine
I can tell and it's not because of your body

recognizable

I start with a general " damn you look fine" gif and progressively make them more sexual. I always try to use the come hither gif as my second to see if their into it.

Gifs are trash, but can confirm girls on Tinder are boring as fuck. Well it is pretty much the same with all women though.

get rid of pic 5 immediately

Gifs are trash, but so are the girls. If I could have actual conversations with them that didn't involve how they dropped out of school to find themself, I wouldn't use them :)

I've fucked 3 girls off tinder, and a buncha shitty dates, out of ~330 matches.
For two of those the girl just hit me up asking if I wanted to fuck. Feels like its mostly luck.

So did you actually meet this girl?
I'm kinda cringing looking at this

Wait no 4, and 3 hmu first

Nah, I'm at my parents for Christmas so nowhere to fuck highschoolers. Ended up telling her that I was running out of sexy picture ideas and that we should make our own and got her snap, which is good enough for me. Protip: if you're on android, root your phone, install Xposed, then download snaptools.

What does that do?

...do high schoolers (18*) commonly use tinder? I’m getting old

>I'm actually 17 teehee ;)

It saves all the snaps you get automatically without the girls knowing.

They do in this part of the world at least.

Or sometimes 16, but age of consent here is 15 so idgaf

O shhhhhhi

>Downloads exposed

Delete 3rd and 5th pic!

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what do you people even talk about on a first date that leads to sex straight away? Just going out for a drink seems boring I need to drink myself senseless to make a connection with modern girls

soyboy face if you want constructive criticism. do something about it

Help me bang an azn qt bois

Confirmed for not a youngposter

What do you say to not awkwardly cross the threshold into sex while having a good time with a girl. I do so fine up until that point.

>Your kind should know better than to lead with a dog reference.

I also need answers
I can have good conversations, the tension is there, I just don't know what to do to escalate

>roiding for this

>I dont eat or lift
no way bro

Looks good this reminds me I need to get one with my cat, bitches love cats.

What's with the gimp mask in pic 6

Bitch lasgna

>ROIDING FOR THIS

>roiding for this

Isn't the grip / stance you're using on the deadlift too wide?

>You look like you wanna fuck
Guaranteed to work or get you dropped, 50/50 is good odds though

There was an infograph of how to specifically craft your profile for max replies. I don't have it or remember everything, but I think it was something like:

>selfie
>picture of you doing something fun outdoors like hiking
>shirtless picture doing something functional like chopping wood
>picture of you out some place with bros
>picture of you with a cute dog
>bio that says something about how you're adventurous and "only fun girls reply"

This. Girls reject guys at their own level of attractiveness and lower in order to get pumped and dumped (roastie version of rejected) by guys four points higher on the scale than them

Give me a good example of your genius

I have no sexy gifs. Post your best for losers like me to use.

>implying she wasn't testing how unoriginal he is

And the fun part is how they never realize this is because they're in over their own heads.
>oh no Chad ghosted me
>however me being able to get a ONS with him obviously means he's within my league. This is all on him and has nothing to do with me!
>he's just a douche! I'm better off without him. Where are all the good men?
>ooh this guy is 6'4, ripped, 9/10 face and rich (puppy shelter entrepreneur)
>I can't wait for him to meet my son!

yes and yes

>roiding for this

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