Tfw too muscular to become a trap

>6'4"
>235lb
>will never be a cute girl
just end my life

>tfw too hairy to become a trap

What kind of routine is the best?

I look to much like a chad to become a trap.

>6'
>230, aiming at 180
>Chad jaw
>Broad shoulders

It's not fair, why am I so unlucky.

Stop being fucking gay, if you want to be a cute girl then come one god damnit.
Lose weight.
Go on HRT.
Learn to do make up.
Learn to dress like a slut.

Do all this instead of crying like a bunch of faggot babies

So if I rep my 5lb dumbbell for hundreds of reps I'll gain size? Sounds like bs.

you can just shave

It is true though.
Brad schoenfeld did the paper.
It is all about recruiting all the muscle fibers, which is achieved by max fatigue, i.e. 1rm equals equal gains to a 20rm.

Part of why cyclists have large legs

>cyclists
>large legs

Bullshit. Every cyclists I have seen looked like they had anorexia.

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I wear m shirts and xl boxers. Am cyclist, your move cagers.

Isnt it gay to be a trap?

>Part of why cyclists have large legs
They all squat though.

Blue board you fucking newfag

I mean it depends, are you dressing up so you can jerk off to yourself? I don't think so?

To be fucked or ogled at by men, then you're gay or bi.

>6'3 210lbs bearded and covered in body hair
>enjoy lifting and cultivating mass

>sissification fetish

Why is life so unfair for us autisto chads?

poooor you, too dumb to press the hide thread button
why dont you rage against the daily shilling threads here instead?

Did your realize this just now? Its been years like that

Same, i cant seem to get rid of it too, i went on 55 days of nofap and i still had it

drink bleach. easy peasy

That wont help you stupid fuck

No

boipucci

Kek'd

I'm 5'6" I'd definitely trade heights

do you think this might just be from porn addiciton?

Alyssa?

its alex bro

sissy hypno is hot

Im not siding with him, but cyclists have abnormally large legs

t. Proud defender of the white race

Tired of all this trap shit going on man, there should be a rule for all males to grow beards.

Either that or just welcome Sharia and kill all these fags man.

GET THIS SHIT OFF MY LIFTING BOARD.

traps are not gay man and to be a good trap you need to lift

at this poin i'm starting to believe that the west is better to be purged by shitskins then leaving as it is

Hillary maybe was up to something

traps arnt gay

This traps are not gay meme has to end, its not even funny anymore.

I've always been into gloves, ever since I was a kid. Before I knew about sex, I had an odd obsession with them.

Years later, when looking at porn, this evolved into latex, leather, bondage, then into femdom, then sissification/chastity.

I wouldn't say its to do with "addiction" (though maybe it is in OP's case), but porn can definitely start you down a slippery slope.

I went from liking women in gloves to wanting to be the woman in gloves.

I have the good sense to understand this is just a sexual fetish though, which is why I still enjoy masculinity in my daily life.

>big hands
>big feet
>wide shoulders
>nw3

Fuck this gay earth

He's a natural freak

Memes are not supposed to be funny. They're ways of repeating ideas supposedly true until it happens to be the case that everyone thinks it. We think in memes

You're so tough dude.

No such thing we live in a time where a white man can be black and a women can be a man and society that will vilify anyone that does not comply.

I'm one of the OG's of Veeky Forums

i seriously think that its not gay though

You can keep lifting just don't take protein. To increase muscle mass

yeah but a muscular trap looks pretty bad and also not really trap since its obvious its a man

>5'11"
>182 lbs
>11% bf

Pre lifting me could probably pull it off, but there is no way in fuck I'll ever be able to get that feminine now. I'll just have to settle or banging them.

So develop your traps till you become one

>tfw approaching trap mode because fasting meme
>tfw 6'2"

Does it have the same chromosomes as you?

It's gay.

Doesn't matter how much make up or plastic surgery you put on it, it's fucking gay, you faggot.

>tfw shoulders too narrow to be Chad but too broad to be qt trap.

you could still try crossdressing you might be able to look like a muscular woman

be a qt twink?

stop watching porn ffs

>tfw got fatter because of the fasting meme

Ate the same amount of calories each day, just in a shorter time span. Got bloated constantly, and put on 5 lbs. Meal plan was exactly the same.

No that's gay

>beard
Found the numale.

This isn’t a trap. It just looks like a nerdy dude with long hair. Gross.

Never heard of anything like that happening. Probably a sign to stop eating for a few days instead of doing IF.

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yeah, I stopped doing IF and everything went back to normal. most of the science is pretty shady, and it definitely had a negative effect on me.

Tfw cant be chad, suboptimal genetics
Tfw still too masculine to trap
Fuck this gay earth man

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The science of IF is pretty shady. The evidence that eating your maintenance in a smaller window makes you lose weight is almost nonexistent.
The science behind actual fasting is just common sense. You can't maintain/gain weight if you aren't eating. It defies biology to not eat and not lose weight.
The "super powers" people talk about are obviously just a meme though.

>Mfw
>I will never be a qt trap even if I took whoremones

I guess we should be happy though some people would kill for good genes

you can be chad

That pic has no logic with my post, not everyone who grows a beard is a numale.

>All males should grow beards

>They should

Do only squats and get the greatest trap ass.

i squat and do other lifts and now i have big legs and shoulders

I'm still going to try any way

does he have a boner?

cant decide if i want to be a trap or a big guy

t. Lowtest high trap potential male

Traps are made for huge shredded chad dick

He also lifts heavy.

do negative sets to decrease muscle mass

I HAVE CHAD GENETICS YOU FAGGOTS.
HRT won't fix my sweet Chad jaw or wide broad shoulders.

do you guys have any recommendation on cute traps or feminine guys to follow on instagram?

Nah
Sounds like you've been going too /pol/ mate

>take as much female hormones and testosterone blockers as that dude
>having any muscle
Pick one

>I'm of the opinion now that Hitler might have been onto something.

>be antifag
>buy a airsoft and a flag
>post pic
>epic upboats

>be cute sissy in my 20s
>ffw 15 years later, face changed, look like cheap drag queen
>start lifting
>grow beard
>get gf, propose
>tfw sissy clothes don't fit anymore
>require gf to wear high heels during sex, to feed my huge fetish
>imagine her to be me
>it's hard, torn between the lover and the love I left behind

tfw trapbod I never asked for. Gonna start lifting weights again so I can look like a real man for once

Post pics

I make an ugly chick, my face seems too big or something and my shoulders are also too big.

I'll post pics when I look like a chiseled statue so I don't feel as insecure when you make fun of my feminine body.

I probably did but I mean look at how hot that looks on me