NoFap 2018: Day 002

I'm vegan sorry

I'm doing /52faps/ with my fap day (no porn of course) being Sunday.

For some reason I had a dream involving my step mom and woke up blowing my load. It's weird, I've gone longer without having wet dreams but last night happened within a day. Had mad night sweats as well.

Had a dream, kinda vague but it was dealing with sex.

I almost lost today
I started playing with my benis but the urge disappeared suddenly
Did God give me another chance?

Almost lost last night, but the shame of going less than 24hrs kept me strong. Still in today

youtube.com/watch?v=VwUDD5xaxfg

>tfw you took it literally

I fapped 2 times on 1st and already fapped again...

It's ok as long you follow the rule onions in cum out

>dont fap to 2 weeks
>bang fat chick just to bust

its not even worth it boys

So you fap 52 times each sunday?

Go to your settings and block thumbnails

I almost fucked a girl in the new years party, but she felt asleep. Already fapped more times(namely 2) in 2018 than in december, because I can't stop thinking about it.
Former 21khv here, now it's just 21v

Yep, hence why it is called 'fap day'.

That pic though dude, muh dick. Are you Jewish by any chance?

>making out with chick
>apparently almost fucking her, so probably already half naked
>She falls asleep
>mfw

We were both extremely intoxicated. After I realized she fell asleep I went puking

That's actually a good shout, thanks.

I don't see how this picture and my confession are in any way related, but no. I am not a Jew. I am a baptized roman-catholic man, sworn by the Nicene Creed

God would be displeased at you posting cute braphog temptresses in No Fap threads.

>Roman catholic
You're not a very good one

I am just trying to test the resolve of my fellow brethren

>lusting after asians

You haven't even budged my inner peace.

What anime is that?

on day 13
Lethargic and no energy, at all. A bit less social anxiety, tho.
What should I expect in the next few days?

Some of them are submissive and accept the superiority of the white race. They want to get bleached

You're feeling a flatline, power through it and you'll feel better soon.

Hellsing Ultimate IIRC

Day 9 here
I'm starting to find Tubbies fairly bonkable, maybe even more so than skinny girls HNGGGG

I'm doing nofap precisely because I'm an anxious fuck around Oneitis

I'm not clicking that shit nigga

Doing well, thanks for asking.

Sorry, how you doing OP?

Good choice. Otherwise you witness true asian thiccness, cameltoes and so on

Im not going to do not fap but I can get laid enough. Im seeing someone casually so it's not guaranteed at any time interval.

Maybe I'll try to balance the two. 1:1 ratio for the year?

Any tips on surviving?

Nofap is about avoiding porn and masturbating.
You can have sex!

I do not like asians
girls eating junk food turn me off

cum on step up

Id rather go for NoisoflavonePhytoestrogens 2018.

I have never jacked off in my entire life (22 years old). What LOTR character am I?

thats because africa is so far away

day 3 for me. yesterday was pretty fucking hard but I think I'm getting by today. None of the images here really made me doubt my will. Hopefully it will stay that way today.

Tom Bombadil

I can only guess what your cup of tea is

Just barely made it out of /gif/ in time

You never jacked off in your entire life?
Either you are one of the most devout and strict persons with the willpower of a god, or you have an abysmal to absolutely no developed sexuality.

Either way, you wouldn't spend your time on a kazachstanian horse sausage recipe site

Why is NoFap so popular on Veeky Forums? Why are you guys trying so hard for a placebo? Shouldnt you guys be doing NoPorn instead?

Is it because healthy masturbation without artificial erotic stimulus is way fucking harder than simply not doing it at all?

I'm doing no porn but also trying to keep the fap to once a week

Probably. I find it really hard to just fap while lying in bed all by myself. And if I manage I just feel kinda bad afterwards

I felt the urge but I said no. Having a new year makes this shit easier, also I am eating onions so this is harder.

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Doing no fap without doing no porn is very hard, especially if you're in withdraw. I find myself thinking I am strong while looking at various arts or even watching adult romance, but in a while I have fapped to orgasm.

If you manage to stimulate yourself to the blonde cashier in the IKEA catalogue and even stay hard for a few min while relaxing, you're in the green.

can i crossdress during nofap/noporn?

no porn and 2 times per week masterrace reporting in

Got a vr headset for my phone for christmas. Last night I tried porn on it and I just had to masturbate. Goodbye, I'm already dead.

Can't blame you, I would do the same thing

IT's only been two days, faggots. Make a thread around day 15.

I'm doing well right now, chuckled at the Op pic

Day 2 here, feel like watching some thcc for a few minutes today but not fapping. Still bad probably

you don't understand the struggle

Harry Potter

Its kinda gay getting hard by fapping to your own penis
You know what I mean? Like, staring at my penis while I'm jerking it. I dunno senpai.

Going on a date, bruhs.

Not great. Had to jack off 4 times yesterday...

I was unable to nut after fucking my fwb for 3 hours straight after the NYE party (I drank more than I should've) and woke up later with a case of severe blue balls and a very persistent erection. She was gone by then.

I couldn't help it, something had to be done.

Why bother with giving yourself a false sense of pleasure while you can explore your spirituality?

can i tie myself up during nofap/noporn since i have a bdsm fetish?

i dont know is it?

no fap is a meme. no porn, however...

Guys, I'm attempted to start NoFap and so far I haven't masturbated this year. But sometimes when I'm studying for an exam or I need to focus I just fap and I'm good to go. What should I do? Exams are coming before January is over.

Its ok, is just two days my longest streak is like one and a half month without fapping, there's a long way ahead

lol, the guys in the background

>All these fags posting porn pictures
At last , i'm immune. I am among the gods.

disgusting

every time I fap I feel I look like the guys in the background after cummin, to be desu

me on the right

Most ive gone is 5 days and couldn't hold it in anymore. I just get so bored and eventually end up browsing and get obsessed with a particular daily fetish that I end up torrenting gbs of it only to delete it all after i cum as I rot in my post ejaculation depression

close your eyes and use your imagination noob

my dick is a bloody stump. I beat it like it owes me money.

This.

literally me haha

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Failed after 2 days which is improvement because last year I usually jacked off until I hate myself almost daily.

I'm on day 81 and I feel nothing so far

Relapsing doesn't mean it's over. You can do it user, I believe in you!

Wel lads I just failed. Had the largest, thickest load i've ever shot though. Think I'l try once a week instead.

It's good to try at small increments if you can't quit cold turkey

Think it went pretty good, dudes.

tell us how it went

I got up off the couch after the gym this morning and auto piloted to turn on porn and jerk off. Barely realized what I was doing before I just tossed my phone down and took a shower. Gonna be a long month lads.

tell me honest advantages of not masturbating and I'll consider it

It's 1PM

Yeah, get comfy.

yez

Pretty well, I think, lad.

I just did something inexplicable

after having been killing myself masturbating 4 times a day since christmas vacations started right now I went and deleted all the sadpanda stuff I had on my browser
I noticed I had porn too easily at hand, so I went ahead and deleted it
this won't be enough, sure, but I hope its a sufficient first step

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