CRAWL TOWARDS ME

...

*gets away with murder because burger justice system is a almost worse than britbong's*

You know it wasn't him giving the orders? The other cop was telling him to crawl and shit

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>take off shirt
>yell: I'm not doing cardio!
>flex core to act as body armor
>girls mirin
>police start shooting
>bloat absorbs the bullets
>cops gets scared and run away
>girls wanna sex me up
>lose virginity
>get 2 stds

He literally did what he had to do.

It's funny how 1st world police forces worldwide don't find themselves "having" to kill unarmed people at even a tenth of the rate we do in Ameristan.

no he did not

>amerimutts

Please sir no.

>visibly remembering the Alamo

Rolling

let's see

interesting

a vers

Dey see me rollin

rf

>REEE BOOTLIK U FUKIN TARFD FUCK U BOOT LIK DOGBAM SIMONE SAID FUCKIN LIK BOOT NIGR K STUPID BOOT LIK

Officer edgy literally did nothing wrong
>yfw he walked

lmfao

kek

>Implying that hands-in-the-air crawling is not the ultimate compound core movement

I'M WHITE

Ay dindu noffin sur

i din do nuffin!

>I dindu nuffin mang

>Do 100 push ups with only my thumbs while holding my breath, with one finger in my ass.

Shieeeeeet

EXCLUSIVE

I'm A Fucking WHITE MALE

rollin

Reulwl

Not that it matters but he wasn't the one giving the orders in the video.

Always wanted to experience USA. Rolling

rolling

>no simon says
AM I BEING DETAINED

rolling to get shot by mutt police

roll

I'd be interested to see how significant that difference is when you control for issues with gang violence.

America is more violent overall, and I imagine that increases the rate of police shootings.


This case was dumb though. I get why he shot, but the officer giving the orders was an idiot who should have followed procedure.