ITT we discuss /fitness/ as though we are soyboys

>tfw did 50 reps of smith bench
im gonna get so toned, #feelthebern

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anyone else brings his switch to the gym?

Roleplaying is a soyboy activity, double check that your mouth isn't hanging open OP

nah fuck off go """pretend""" to be a faggot somewhere else you lonely beta cunt

Nice bro, we getting /toned/ or what?

I found a way to combine squats and good mornings/deadlifts! Some fucking meat head told me that if I kept doing squats like that I'd throw out my back but I informed him that i am doing my own form of lifting tyvm and he fucked back off to his big boy land

t. buttblasted soyboy

how's my form guys? xx ;D

What do we call the face numales make?
Soyhole?
Gapemouth?
Pussymouth?

Soylent grin. Already decided

Yeah I climbed death mountain in between sets. I actually forgot I was in the gym as I jumped off and glided all the way down to Akkala and then got killed by a guardian. Those things are so overpowered it's ridiculous! After that I reracked my 10lb dumbbells and went to the whole foods to buy more high protein soy milk.

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kek
Soyjoy

Open mouth soyboy smile gonna go strong in 2018

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Cuckmouth.

This “Soyboy” meme is getting out of hand, and honestly, it’s just REALLY fucking ignorant. I have been lactose intolerant since I was a child. I literally shit myself in 2nd grade once. I grew up eating loads of Soy and rice based versions of dairy products, soy milk, soy ice cream, soy cheese, you fucking name it! My parents didn’t force them down my throat either. I LOVED the Soy foods immensely. I am currently Six Foot fucking Four. I have a massive fucking beard, and a decently sized 7 inch cock with visible veins. I am attending University, studying for a PhD in Math, any job I want, $300k+ starting fucking salary. Who is the SoyBoy now faggot?

What in the fuck are you on about?

haha i almost thought you were serious until the
>PhD in Math, 300k

always funny to see sci memes on other boards

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I dont know if this is pasta but i love it.

This “Soyboy” meme is getting out of hand, and honestly, it’s just REALLY fucking ignorant. I have been lactose intolerant since I was a child. I literally shit myself in 2nd grade once. I grew up eating loads of Soy and rice based versions of dairy products, soy milk, soy ice cream, soy cheese, you fucking name it! My parents didn’t force them down my throat either. I LOVED the Soy foods immensely. I am currently Six Foot fucking Four. I have a massive fucking beard, and a decently sized 7 inch cock with visible veins. I am attending University, studying for a PhD in Math, any job I want, $300k+ starting fucking salary. Who is the SoyBoy now faggot?

good for you man, you don't have to do what some meathead does for a workout, be yourself and it's all about having fun. If your workout isn't fun what's the point?

This “Soyboy” meme is getting out of hand, and honestly, it’s just REALLY fucking ignorant. I have been lactose intolerant since I was a child. I literally shit myself in 2nd grade once. I grew up eating loads of Soy and rice based versions of dairy products, soy milk, soy ice cream, soy cheese, you fucking name it! My parents didn’t force them down my throat either. I LOVED the Soy foods immensely. I am currently Six Foot fucking Four. I have a massive fucking beard, and a decently sized 7 inch cock with visible veins. I am attending University, studying for a PhD in Math, any job I want, $300k+ starting fucking salary. Who is the SoyBoy now faggot?

This “Soyboy” meme is getting out of hand, and honestly, it’s just REALLY fucking ignorant. I have been lactose intolerant since I was a child. I literally shit myself in 2nd grade once. I grew up eating loads of Soy and rice based versions of dairy products, soy milk, soy ice cream, soy cheese, you fucking name it! My parents didn’t force them down my throat either. I LOVED the Soy foods immensely. I am currently Six Foot fucking Four. I have a massive fucking beard, and a decently sized 7 inch cock with visible veins. I am attending University, studying for a PhD in Math, any job I want, $300k+ starting fucking salary. Who is the SoyBoy now faggot?

Thread is incredibly fucking stupid

>lactose intolerant
your ancestors were too retarded to milk a cow, nigger detected

wtf soy's, today at the gym this guy who was wearing a tank top kept grunting whenever he lifted his weights. I could tell he was scaring all the women because they kept looking at him! I was going to speak up to him but then one of the women went up to him and gave him a kiss! WTF, doesn't she understand that he's a complete douche? Fucking slut.

Just did the captain america workout, that was so friggen tough but hard work pays off!!!!

There's some people with math PhDs that might make that much. I can't remember what they are called but it starts with an A. They use math and statistics to essentially predict the odds of all sorts of shit. Businesses use them as consultants for all sorts of decisions.

Imagine being bested by milk

I can't believe I used to fall for this kind of shit.

ITT OP grooms people to ERP with him.

Actuaries
Another dumbass pipe dream

My friend graduated with a math degree and started at 150k as an actuary

If it wasn't before, it is now.

>she keeps adding workouts
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Do people legitly do these workouts?

Same, when i was about 14 i found one that was essentially the same, but called something like "the ultimate parkour workout". Did it for ages before realising it was shit.

Is this soy?
Spotted at my uni today

that's probably a transsexual

:(

How did he react when you punched him in the face?

You did punch him in the face, right?

Ive only cyberbullied him

How to get away with a hate crime with th a tranny “by Allah I thought you were a woman without her veil”

I know this is pasta but why would someone brag about veins on their cock when everyone has that?

It's because this “Soyboy” meme is getting out of hand, and honestly, it’s just REALLY fucking ignorant. I have been lactose intolerant since I was a child. I literally shit myself in 2nd grade once. I grew up eating loads of Soy and rice based versions of dairy products, soy milk, soy ice cream, soy cheese, you fucking name it! My parents didn’t force them down my throat either. I LOVED the Soy foods immensely. I am currently Six Foot fucking Four. I have a massive fucking beard, and a decently sized 7 inch cock with visible veins. I am attending University, studying for a PhD in Math, any job I want, $300k+ starting fucking salary. Who is the SoyBoy now faggot?

>math
>300k starting salary
lol

Is this a soyboy version of the old "my name is john and I hate every single one of you" pasta? Because it needs more work. It has to be more elaborate, outlandish and less self-deprecating.

this

Oh. My. Gosh. I go the fitness board to post political shit and people tell me to fuck off? What the fuck?

>Soylent grin
IT'S PEOPLE

im ashamed that i was able to perfectly visualize everything you just said

>phd in fucking math
>300k starting salary
>any job i want
user,i...

Dealing with meatheads is the only bad part about going to the gym, or as I like to call it, the douchehouse.

I went to a gym once. Did some pushups and situps 3x10. Finished my routine of with some cardio. Only 0.5 miles cause I have to ride my bike home. I did this routine around 3-4 times but then I stopped going cause I dont wanna get to ripped. Girls don't like that.

A fucking fanny pack

>beta
>Unsucessful with girls
>Socially awkward
>Thinks they are "Underachievers" i.e considers themselves bright but still fail in nearly everything
>Plays videogames and watches anime
>Does moronic activites thinking it will help them get laid

yfw Veeky Forums are the real soyboys

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Had a buddy that would do the "batman" workout even though I told him it was a total load.

>switch
>not a gameboy color
I'll bet you don't even have ear guages you literal Nazi

OK people, this joke is starting to get out of hand. Mkay

This “Soyboy” meme is getting out of hand, and honestly, it’s just REALLY fucking ignorant. I have been lactose intolerant since I was a child. I literally shit myself in 2nd grade once. I grew up eating loads of Soy and rice based versions of dairy products, soy milk, soy ice cream, soy cheese, you fucking name it! My parents didn’t force them down my throat either. I LOVED the Soy foods immensely. I am currently Six Foot fucking Four. I have a massive fucking beard, and a decently sized 7 inch cock with visible veins. I am attending University, studying for a PhD in Math, any job I want, $300k+ starting fucking salary. Who is the SoyBoy now faggot?

Top pasta m8.

Post body and paystub larper

>Veeky Forums hates soys but worship Boogie

The state of you faggots

DELET THIS

fucking arnold is a numale now too, thanks fit

Loot at this fascist douche meathead everyone!

shit pasta

what if I have a regular rotation of 2-3 girls that I have sex with, lost my virginity at 14, but all the girls attracted to me are like 5-7/10?? Does that mean I have potential if I get my shit together? I don't have trouble with girls, it's just the really hot girls don't show interest.

ew

It's because this “Soyboy” meme is getting out of hand, and honestly, it’s just REALLY fucking ignorant. I have been lactose intolerant since I was a twinkle in the postman's eye. I literally shit myself all day. I grew up eating loads of Soy and human based versions of dairy products, soy milk, salty ice cream, dick cheese, you fucking name it! My parents didn’t force themselves down my throat either. I LOVED it immensely. I am currently Five Foot fucking Eleven and Three quarters. I have a massive fucking beard complete with sparrow nesting, and a decently sized 4 inch cock that's visible from above. I am attending University, studying for a PhD in Soy farming, any texture I want, 300+ KG's starting fucking crop. Who is the SoyBoy now faggot?

I go to the gym!

>Switch
>not being a true So(n)yboy

literally me

DAE think gyms are inherently racist and promote patriarchal values? It's extremely problematic, not to mention that you should love your body

>his
please, don't

>thinks 6'4 is impressive
Are you living in Mexico or China ?

>bicep curling your legs

>tfw you bicep curl your leg so much that you get a cramp in your glute and shit your pants
>CAPTAIN AMERICA HERE I CUM

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i really want that nintendo switch

it's a Veeky Forums meme

>curling your legs
What

>Ugh i hate how meatheads grunt in the gym like we can all see your toxic masculinity already

fucking keck
saved

So excited for this tone class we are going to. Probably some meatheads going there just to meet women. Would totally never do that

MADE

I really don't get the lifting crowd. there's a point where muscle just looks gross, plus I run so much that I probably fight better with a kick than they can with a punch

>not bringing your raw water to the gym in a classy mason jar

I was battling with suicide all these years but battling with gravity is so much funner

>LOL look at this faggot soyboy, I better secretly take a picture of him to show my friends on Veeky Forums LOL!
Breh...

must breed

went ahead and got me a gym membership at the athletic club for my ney years res. I think I picked the wrong place. the place is full of meat heads screaming and grunting. Half of them were eating onions like apples.The ground was covered with onion peels. who does this. I met a guy named Chad in the locker room after my routine he seemed ok. Untell I got back to my locker after my shower. I think he pissed in my soy shake. I told the girl at the front desk and see laughed at me. I can't belive this. To top it off I tryed to cancle my membership and they told me it was non refundable. Can you belive this.

300K is probably conservative

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Mirin soymaxxing effort

>He doesn't know that dairy is pumped full of estrogen
>All that government ad propaganda to drink milk.

But realistically, do check whats in the food you're eating. Soy isn't the only dangerous estrogen mimicing food. And a lot of candies contain soy by the way. But dairy is an issue, meat is quetionable. Beer will give you bitch tits. Watching porn weakens you. Its not just soy, I don't think soyboys are all, every single one of them, eating soy. But they're probably eating so much junk with little nutrition and just indulging like a girl, they're becoming weak men or even feminine men.

I miss sam's weekly posts :(

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Jeff caviar did a vid on it basically add resistance by pushing leg down