Anybody had success with a bathmate? How are the dick gains?

Anybody had success with a bathmate? How are the dick gains?

It's a meme and you're insecure as fuck.

Nothing wrong with wanting a slightly larger penis to go with the rest of the body that you spend so many hours on in the gym.

You're worse than the fuckers that get their legs broken and put on a rack to get two more inches in height; at least your leg bones grow in and you can still walk.

Bathmate strains tissue that doesn't function or heal like that. You get temporary boosts in girth that will damage tissue with continued use, often leading to erectile dysfunction and a host of other issues. Look it up.

But it's the same principle as jelqing is it not? And jelqing slowly and steadily doesn't cause damage.

Just dont go overboard
Do it until the blood fills your dick in a way a normal erection doesnt, no more than that
Remember that that is a tool to incriese circulation on your dick, just that

Hahahahaha.

This user gets it, erectile dysfunction is very common in Africa because of witch doctors prescribing similar treatments to this, although it being Africa they usually just tie a heavy rock to your dingus

I have gotten good results from it. I think the key to why it works is because you use it in a warm bath that properly warms up the penis to avoid any injury.

If you don't go full clapistani on it and take it to the extreme you'll be fine and have a slightly better cock for your efforts.

Most americans are too dumb and impatient to do things in moderation anymore... actually same with australians too, but this aside, you need to do this as a long term thing to avoid damage. By this I mean, don't pump it to the point that your dong is turning purple and you're getting sub-q blood spots etc.

Do you own one? How long have you been using it? Results?

How long was your penis before and after? And what duration have you been using the pump?

I have one. I use it for 15-20 minutes in the shower everyday. Yes it is worth it.

Pros
>see instant results with first use
>the instant results to become permanent over time
>erections like crazy
>the erections again, I jack off to porn as much as I want but still get crazy boners if I pump daily
>having sex within 3 hours after pumping is incredible and I am rock hard and huge
>overall 1year results: 1 inch in length and 1.25 inch in girth

Cons
>purple dick. dick is a darker hue for several days after use
>accordion dick from the ridges on the base of the pump
>sometimes you leave it on too long and get bloatmax dick and it’s scary, you’ll know it when you see it
>long ass showers, roommates flush toilet to piss me off
>bathmates are expensive

Honestly, buy one and start using it. I have had a Bathmate and a cheap extender for a little over a year now and my only regret is that I didn’t start this a decade ago.

did my bathmate sesh tonight. 2 sets of 20min.

i can 2nd all that this guy wrote.

my exp. 6x5 -> 7.75 x 6

trying to get to 8.5x6.5 then maybe 9x7

lol. jesus christ./

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>accordion dick

>on Veeky Forums
>claiming other anons are insecure

This is a board for physical improvement. Why are you here? Go back to your /soy/ board faggot.

How do you get so much? Don't lie asshole.

15-20 minutes straight?

How big is your girth? I find it hard to believe. The circumference of the pump part is equal to a can of Coke..

Would like an inch or half too pls.

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Can you share how you use your bathmate in detail?

How big are your dicks?

Please respond

i did jpop's 90 day jelq challenge.

i stretch before i use the bathmate. this is literally from years of using it.

>bloatmax dick
I'm sold.

this desu

>accordion dick

kek, same

Which one are you?

I used to do jelqing stuff in 6th grade and now I have a 8 inch with 5 1/2 in girth penis and it’s like 5 inches flaccid, when it’s not -5 outside of course. I don’t know if I can contribute that to jelqing though

How dedicated were you jelqing?

I’d do it like 15 minutes a day for about half a year probably. I was like 12 years old though

I got a big dick from it.

Yea bro I got the super extreme one and my dick went from 7.5 inches to 37.5 inches man trust me it works by the way I have these super secret pills called Motrin they will make your dick expand by miles and give you extreme gains you’ll pretty much be god wanna buy some?

how tiny was it that made you want to jelq?

You joke but it really works dude.

Be careful with jelqing. I'm 7.5 x 5.4 and jelqd very carefully and softly yet still managed to injure myself and lose length.

I saw one of these on the sidewalk when I was walking home one day. Wonder what the story was behind that.

>making blood rush to your dick and stretching the skin out
Suck on your finger for an hour and it’ll grow. Shits not good for you man. I don’t know why you guys care so much about dick size anyway, it’s just a meme. Unless you legit have a 3 inch dick women don’t care

They got caught using it in the bathroom and threw it out the window.

I'm only 5.5 inches.

That’s completely normal dude. I’m 6 inches and only one woman said anything about it. I’m pretty sure she was just trying to get me off cause she said “wow that’s big” and it’s average as fuck. Look up your countries national average. For white Americans I think it was like 5 something inches.
>inb4 BBC shitposter
The average black penis in Africa was like 4.5 or something

Incorporated the bathmate into a PE routine but took it out because it started to stretch my ball sack. Got some mean turkey neck now and realized I can get a dick pump just as good using jelqing/ manual clamping techniques

I never used a bathmate. Shit looks scary.

I bought some cream once. I think it was called "largo" or something. Came in a big blue toothpaste tube and had german writing on it.

Put it all over my dick every day until it was finished. It was only a few bucks so I didn't care if it didn't work or not... It didn't grow at all. But it got very thick. I dunno how the stuff works or what ingredients it had because I couldn't read it. But it worked. Got some comments from the wife about how it felt better than usual.. although the bitch took credit for it and said it must be her hormones made her shit tighter and then used that as an excuse to be a moody bitch for the rest of the month.

After about 3 days of discontinuing use the dick went back to normal... Dunno brahs. Might be worth looking into if you guys are as scared of penis vacuum pumps as I am

>whitebois have actually taken it to this level of cope

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Do the extenders have any side affects?

>yanking on your dick like some retarded primate
Enjoy your RUINED DICK, fool.
>he intentionally breaks his dick
Why do you hate yourself so much?

fucking kek

Just american things mate, fucking hell

No significant length gains, but got a half an inch of girth over about a year of regular use

fucking dicklets lmao

This nibba gets it.
I personally use it every other days, pumping for either 3x5min or 2x10 with a boner.
I have the Hercules and a few pump sleeves, plus I put it on upside-down and that fixed a lot of the ball sucking/air bubble issues for me.
Benefits of the inner sleeve are also that it acts like a soft cockring to help maintain boner/pump.
Thinking of upgrading to their new line, but as I understand it while it's a more "even" pump there's not much more benefit.
However!
>sometimes you leave it on too long and get bloatmax dick and it’s scary, you’ll know it when you see it
Yup.
Sometimes I like to do it on purpose though. When your dick it literally thicker than a SIPS can afterwards it's a great ego boost.
But then it's cold (because it's full of water).
And when flacid it looks like some deep-sea fish with no bones.
And then you get that odd swelling underneath the head (which can be massaged away btw).
>long ass showers, roommates flush toilet to piss me off
Yep. I live on my own now, but prior to that it was difficult to keep a schedule and not get interrupted.
>bathmates are expensive
And this. But don't buy knock offs, they're not calibrated correctlety. A buddy bought one and it turned his dick in to a numb baseball bat motherfucker.

Which extender you use? I don't want to spend $400 AUD extending my 16cm long dong, but try for >$200.

>sometimes you leave it on too long and get bloatmax dick and it’s scary, you’ll know it when you see it

I've only gained from this. im not original op.
but you need to go just shy of dick bloat.

I started at 6x5 now 7.75x6. trying to get to 8.5x6.5 or larger

currently stretching + 2x20min bathmate sesh

I get around .25 increase on length/girth after my session. which to me is a good sign for gains. its that .25 increase you need to fuck with to see gains.

You’ll end up breaking your dick if you use it for more than 15mins in a 24 hour period. Congrats on having a slightly larger yet malfunctioning cock.

I heard that you must do it consistently or else it just returns to your normal length.

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ive been using it for years

The dick grows and shrinks throughout our entire life. Reaching it's peak in our mid twenties and slowly shrinks as we age.
This shrinkage has to do with test levels and circulation and nothing intrinsic.
If one were to constantly have slight semi's and had frequent and so hard it's pleasently painful and prolonged erections dick size will not only be maintained but over a long period increase.

It's why steroids and things that artificially mimic this natural phenomenon like pumps and the hilariously dangerous "jelq" thing work.

Is 16cm your original length? How far did you manage to grow with the bathmate?

>hilariously dangerous "jelq" thing work.

dangerous ?

Jelquing has a habit of breaking the dick.
I mean completely broken in ways that we simply do not have the technology to repair.
One is the helmet being unable to get filled or stay filled.
The other is the dick simply being unable to ever maintain an erection because the muscles at the base that clamp down and keep the blood in have been damaged.
That can not be repaired ever.

where are you finding these broken dicks?

Check the net for jelq horror stories

there are only a couple of things you dont fuck with it in life
your eyes
your spine
your neck
and your dick
dont be fucking autistic

They also mutilate their penises, thats why amerimutts and kikes have high levels of ED

Yeah! Women don't care about height either

Jelqing is fine you just massage blood into the shaft with a light grip just cause some idiots pull hard on their cocks doesn’t mean it’s bad to do it properly

pump that cock babbay

>Is 16cm your original length?
Yes original length (Bone Pressed).

With the BM I can get to about 16.5cm OR a little more when my head swells just before nutting. But so far I've only really been able to get 1-1.5cm extra length. The BM is known for, realistically, being for girth rather than length.

Yeah, that's the kicker though isn't it? It can literally depend on just how I'm feeling that day. A man's dick is like an emotional barometer!
And you see, 2x20min sessions (even every other day, yet alone EVERY day) is just too much time for me. I'm at a point where I'd be better served spending that amount of time in the gym or on my little side gig.
But I'm glad you're getting those sick gains. Keep it up, but remember you might max out what your genetics can reasonably adapt to soon.

How much thicker do you get? I find that I don't get much length increase either, just thick and fat like I'm holding a stranger's dick.

According to doctors this is true but you can find countless success stories and very very few gone wrong stories. If you don't go from 0 to 100 real quick and make sure you warm up problems are unheard of in the community.

ANOTHER bathmate shill thread

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>People actually believe this.

Talk to your girlfriend and I guarantee she will support you getting one. Just try it.

I have never used a bath mate but I have used one of those stretchers

So far I am at 1 year. I've gained an inch in length. Will try for another year. My biggest issue is that you must use it for 5 hours a day everyday. And an inch for that much work is pretty insane to some. But I'm now 7.5 inches and pretty ecstatic. If I can hit 8.5 I'll be very happy.

>How much thicker do you get? I find that I don't get much length increase either, just thick and fat like I'm holding a stranger's dick.
Again, depends on mood/time in BM/how much I've fapped.
BUT!
On average (not bloatmax'd), with hard erection (so not soft), I'd say easily 2cm (or about just under an inch) in girth.
HOWEVER!
If I Bloatmax my dick for shits and giggles or because the girl is curious, then I can put on waaay more girth (as in fill the base/accordion of the BM). However then there's the come down from that which, imo, is rarely worth it.

>come down
What do you mean? Does it shrink even smaller after BLOATMAXXING?

Also FYI and PSA!

Don't use a BM with warm salt water like a buddy of mine did.

No, it's not like a saline or HA injection.

No, it won't do the BB pre-comp idea of "Sodium Retention".

All it will do is make your urethra feel like it's on fire and like you're pissing out razor blades or course crystalline sand for as long as it takes to flush out of your system.

You have been warned.

>What do you mean? Does it shrink even smaller after BLOATMAXXING?
It LOOKS like it does (it doesn't though unless you've damaged your dick), but that's only an illusion.
No, what happens is your dick, as the water/bloat is absorbed by your body, your dick basically takes on the property of playdough so it just looks all bumpy, squishy, and weird.
You can't massage it out (I've tried), you just have to ride it out.
So if a girl sees you in that state it's basically a red-flag that your dick ain't what she thought it was.

who's the tit monster?

She's
>tfwnogf

Sauce

Men are so pathetic. Their everyday life is rules by their small penis and the fact that there absolutely nothing that can change that.

gotta try harder than that roastie

>use a BM with warm salt water

lol the instructions say just use warm water from the showerhead or tap
why tf would he use salt water

It's just a simple fact. Loud cars, paying for dates, steroids, sick fetishes

I just wanna get my dick wet just like how you want to be an emotional and financial parasite off a man. We are genetically programmed that way.

I'm 7.5x6.5 inches so I really doubt that I will need it

Even the feeling of having a thicker monster cock to play with immediately after pumping is fun.

no thanks faggot I'm currently on a nofap bout, can't fap again till friday

>heres your dick bro

That's a FtM transsexual.

Yes, and I think i speak for all of Veeky Forums when i say you are stunning and brave and beautiful, sweetie.

Aww thanks. What do ftm trannies do with a meat stump that can't get hard though? Why do they want to go through all that trouble to get poor non-functional substitute for a "penis"?

They're legit, having to shave your shit to get a good seal is pretty inconvenient though.

its literally inflatable like a baloon

>Why do they want to go through all that trouble to get poor non-functional substitute for a "penis"?

Why do schizophrenics hear voices? Why are people with depression sad?

You don't even need to shave completely. Just trim. And why don't you keep it neat normally even if it's not just to accommodate the pump?