Friends are marrying left and right

>friends are marrying left and right
>I'm still lifting, eternally single

W-we'll all make it, right?

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Who knows man, who knows

Making minor chest gains...

>falling for the matrimonial jew

Do you want to be married? Do you feel like you have to? There's pros and cons to both getting married and staying single..

>OP is straight (for once)
>baww baww I can't get a gf

You have literally 3 billion potential partners in the world

Gays have less than 5% of that

Fucking KYS you pathetic permavirgin soggy cunt

>talking to thicc girl
>we hit ot off
>suddenly stops talking to me
>ur too good for me, im scared

i don't give a fuck about marriage. i miss my fucking ex though and i hate being alone during the holidays/my birthday. 6 years together. miss her family too. really good people.
1 year, 3 months, and 4 days. i'll get over her some day.

>ex gf breaks up with me
>her dad txt 2 days later....we...were still watch the game together right bro?
>hang out. Still chill
>still friends with her day

Chill guy

but that's a good thing, faggot

Date the dad
> tfw no dad to 'watch the game with'