How do i avoid ending up like tyson?

how do i avoid ending up like tyson?

Don't move to San Fran, for one. Also have some balls and don't accept open relationships with women because that's beta as fuck.

>heteroflexible

what did he mean by this?

have an ounce of self respect

He's a homo

Why do these people talk the same? They’re so fucking insufferable.

That's so sad, but he brought it on himself.

bro monica messaged u

It's just Tyson larping... people like this have no social capital so they need to create it online. He belongs here...

you're 74% identical to tyson already my dude you're screwed

this isn't how i imagined spending my 20s.

why did you quote me rofl

it's what tyson would do

>shy but crazy
>it's 10:30 waaaaa
Why are we here? Just to suffer?

based thirsty beta boy

Holy shit she looks depressing.

I want her now

she looks like she fucks 2+ dudes a day

b-brehs.....

>shy but crazy XD XD

Nope, just a slut who pretends to be a good girl.

I keep screaming but God won't answer

>only chance at gym waifu
>ruined it

did i fuck up?

>giving us 4 month old caps you saved from r9k or whatever
epic

So what was the punchline?

>this isn't how i imagined spending my 20s.
same

Tell her it's because using mixed grip introduces trained imbalances and increases risk of injury by exposing your supinated arm's biceps tendon to tearing via incidental flexion

what do i say to her

you should have asked me that 4 months ago. at least post a recent cap, goddamn

fucking kek, somehow I knew it would end up with the numale face

"show us your cunt, you slut."

do u think she has a roided out huge clit?

if you switch hands it's fine and as long as you aren't going for 1rm all the time you're probably not gonna snap a cep

"Hey what do you think of this creep shot I took of you?"

Honeydew you know how fine you look?

she was saving you the embarrassment.

It actually is not my cap. My lines are smoother.

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Most people on Veeky Forums are that. Admiring the male form to the point of almost drooling over it.