Fag judge gave me an ankle bracelet again so I won't be leaving the house for several months...

Fag judge gave me an ankle bracelet again so I won't be leaving the house for several months, anyone got a good home workout routine I can do in the meantime? Preferably something that needs the least amount of equipment as possible.

What did you do?

This

Does it matter?

Ya cause I feel like this Is bait for a made up story

Skipped onion and soy day baka

You can't shop for groceries or go to work?

I can work from home, groceries are brought to me from the store, but I can also order them.

>Fag judge gave me an ankle bracelet again
>again

here's an exercise for you: sort your shit out and stop being a nigger.

So does anyone have a home workout routine for me or not?

Fuck off, jamal

OP tell us the story and we will give you a routine

cantwell?

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Why would he have to post his own picture when there are pictures online? Doesn't prove much. He still may or may not be bullshitting us because he a DYEL incel who wants to do calisthenics.

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Yeah picked the first image from Google images

Timestamp or it's trollbait. Sage until then.

even assuming op is lying its pretty pointless bait. There are threads abbout "what bodyweight exercises can i do?" regularly enough and had op simply asked this with no context would it still be bait?

Almost all bait is pointless. It's almost certainly some 13 year-old LARPing for (you)s and must be regarded as such until proof is obtained to the contrary i.e. a timestamped photograph. This goes for all threads.

Stop samefagging, you literal nigger.

Nice socks faggot, did your mum buy em?

Reddit recommended bodyweight scheme

You could go outside and run from the cops