Let's share bad miring experiences, I'll start:
There's a sixteen year old chick squatting in my place since the 25th, she's cute enough and she makes good breakfast but she refuses to leave. I don't even know her name. This all started when she mired me at a christmas party.
I need help, bros
Offer her raw eggs.
Are you fucking her or did you fuck her only the first night
How bitch boy are you that you’ve let a 16 year old girl squat in your place for over a week? Man up
Just ask to work in with her bro, stop being autistic
Got mired by a ~60 year old woman in a train. She was hot af in tight bicycling wear. I got rock hard in an instance and couldn't think about anything than fucking her for the whole ride. We were bantering and she realized my sweaty hands, voice, eye contact, could read the obvious signs.
>You know this is not what your peers do or a woman in my age should.
>But you want it, just take your time, you can call me.
We exchanged phone numbers and she left.
Seriously thinking about trying it once and calling her, but seriously afraid somehow.
It's the other way around, she makes this really tasty breakfast with tomatoes.
Yeah we fug at night, it's nice.
I mean I ask her if she has somewhere to be and she just smiles and says "no". If I get too pushy she goes in the shower then tells me to hop in.
I don't understand what you mean?
underrated
Get some garage or a basement, build a cage and make her your personal sex slave / cumdump
the only people that mire me and tell me they want to fuck me are men, and i am not a FAG
i was literally told that i was a 10/10 if i were gay, otherwise a 7
I thought she was literally squatting at your spot in the gym
that sounds like some Hotline Miami shit m8. Did you kill her producer and carry her back to the car?
Is she a minor in your area? If she is, you better get her the fuck out
>prime teen pussy anytime you want
>great breakfast
>showering with her
Where's the horror story you promised?
>mfw OP actually mans up and kicks her out after which she goes and tells the cops that he was raping her and offering eggnog
Are you from like Eastern Europe or somewhere similar?
Because if you’re from America this could be bad
How can a 60yr old be attractive?
I'm not sure, laws here are complicated and ever changing.
She's in my house all day doing God knows what. She could be sleeping naked in my leather couch, or throwing out my "old" clothing, or walking around barefoot, or making fun of my bluray collection. Just the thought of it fills me with horror.
Spain, I think she might be german or something. Her spanish is terrible and her english not a lot better
What's your favorite movie that you own?
It's called humble bragging bud
Monster tits and ass?
post timestamp pic of girl
SAME, it's the fucking worst. I've been told I have a "gay face." Regularly get hit on by dudes and called cute but have 0 luck with women. life is suffering brehs.
Fight Club, there's also a couple of animes there, it's really shameful.
Joder, pues disfruta, es legal, 16 es la edad minima para mantener relaciones, lo unico que te puede denunciar por violacion o que te valiste de una situacion de superioridad -el ofrecer residencia a un sintecho- para mantener relaciones.
Es como todo, si te quiere joder te puede joder bien jodido, pero disfruta, total, al infierno vamos todos de cabeza
Do you live alone?
Have you asked where is her family?
Nofap
>inb4 kidnapping charges
are you in usofa?
How do you know shes 16
Was the christmas party 18+
Nice admission of guilt here. I'll be actually sending this thread and IP to the FBI
I'm 100% serious don't care what anyone may think
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Any tips on encountering my own 16y/o sex toy OP?
lmao do u wear make up? what does a gay face look like
>take her shopping
>run when she's in the changing rooms
>ghost and block
>lock doors and keep blinds closed for four days
Have you never dumped a grill before? LMAO
What a fag. I wonder if those fbi boys laugh at people like you. I know I would
I remember you bragging about this and one guy in the thread told you this would happen lol.
Quality Post
Go straight fucking for it faggot. I know I would. I like the older woman mires. Cept for when theyre drunk on Listerine (university is right by the Navajo reservation).
The best response wouldve been “so what? noones stopping us.”
>I don't even know her name.
This is not a mexican basket weaving forum, chum.
What's the age of consent in your state? Sounds like she's trying for waifu
kek
OP is from spain, dumbass
This.
Also
>Nudes
What country are you in/what's the local age of consent?
Can you verify her age?
>Spain
nvm im a fuckin mong
who cares man she cooks and bangs you. Just go up to her and be like "Yo so whats going on here. We live together I barely know you. Its cool and all. But WTF is going on Im just curious and whats your story anyway?" Be casual bout it.
age of consent in spain is 16, i just looked it up
I can just imagine some Veeky Forums autist taking on that conversation lol
It's called a joke, dumbfuck. Calling spaniards spics usually riles them up on flagboards
1. post pics
2. stop larping
Kek
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No ty
Just got done on the gym and I gotta go home guys, talk to you in the morning, like in 13 hours.
Tienes razon, gracias.
Yeah, by myself. She pretends she doesn't understand what I'm saying.
Where do you live where they age gate parties? People just show up, no id needed.
Don't know, I just went to party organized by my boss and got super wasted. Woke up past noon and she was already there.
But what if something happens to her? I don't want her to get harmed, she's nice.
Maybe google translate could help us.
>Harboring a potential criminal
She is using you fool
Google translate is pretty good desu.
I use it whenever Im travelling and cant speak to some fuck (even with russian and english)
The speech mode works pretty well
Kek. As English isn't my native language OP's post got me really fucking confused until I remembered that squatting has another meaning.
>16 years old
>cant even speak your language
>moves in without asking
>will give her ass away freely to squat at your place
>cannot even answer simple questions like "do you have somewhere to go" "where is your family"
Yeah no man, nothing sounds fishy and this will definitely end well when her parents find out and she accuses you of rape and kidnap or she lets a few mehmets into your place at night so they can kill you in your sleep.
idk why but im still lolin thinkin about it
BASED
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cute glasses girl was stretching the cable machine adjacent to me. she was really cute, but i had farted earlier during my workout and i could still smell it and i'm sure she must have too
i'm going to kill myself soon
Try this and report back.
>oh no there is this 16yo in my appartment who has sex with me and makes me breakfast, probably even cleans the place while I'm gone
>help
I would give my left arm to feel the affection of another human being meanwhile people like you exist
if I ever meet someone like you in real life I'm gonna vent all my sexual frustration on them and cave their fucking skull in 2bh
Same
Same, just realized she's not using her pussy to squat at OP's power rack
Kek just solder barbells to the squat rack of your home gym and you got yourself a cage.
Calm down man. If something sounds too good to be true, it most likely ain't. OP is gonna wake up one morning to either a) police cuffing his ass before hauling him off to jail or b) a bunch of Morrocans robbing his place and raping him to death with knives.
Also, op, once you get back, give us pics, for science.
you know in like 20 states and all of Europe its legal
>this whole thread
This is the greatest thread I've been apart of in a while.
You need to start a snapchat for this bitch
Even the captcha agrees
>Not wanting to rub your dick between her huge firm tits and cum on her face or be slamming her from behind while grabbing them big titties
Wtf man
Gay dudes find reasons to talk to me and "low-key" drop that they're gay incessantly.
Even if I was gay, acting that fucking thirsty is a huge turn off.
If I were a girl, I could get like 5 dudes b& today.
Blue eyes and blond?
Is she tall and slender?
Is she overly femenine?
Is she costantly posing?
Does she act older than she looks?
Got threatened by the parent.
>tfw he was younger than me but also more muscular
>the horror
>worrying about police coming to my door
>she legit was miring me for 60+ seconds before I started miring back
Let me fuck her.
I'm not seeing the horror
bump for OP
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kek this
i thought this was going to be a story of you getting caught miring at some 16 yo chick squatting in the gym
what does she look like?
I don't get it.
>I don't get it.
Squatting.
Like the exercise.
OP said this girl was squatting for a long time.
"why don't you ask to work in with her?"
> (You)
>I'm not sure, laws here are complicated and ever changing.
sounds like you better lawyer up or get her the fuck out
>you, 30 years from now, still in prison
>"but the pussy was pretty good and she made breakfast"
how is it amerifags can browse the internet and go through school knowing so little about every other country? it honestly seems hard to do
> go to local manga cafe
> 4/10 Asian chicks trying to feel me up all the time
> male costumers mad cause they jelly
I just want to buy posters man
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OP, this is perfect and exactly what I expect from the guys here in their late 20s who talk about only fucking teenage girls
>find girl who is 16
>"squatting" in your house since christmas, i.e. she has no family
>this is the only kind of girl a 4channer can get, a high school teenager with daddy/mommy/family issues to see him as her daddy, while he himself cant get any women his own age because they see what a disgusting loser he is and he can't prey on their naivety like he can the 16 year old
who are you quoting?
This happened twice with me aswell. First time the girl just admitted she got evicted after 2 days and that she liked me and my place. I let her stay for 2 months.
The second time a friend of mine asked to crash after a party. After the secobd day I asked waddup. She broke up with her bf and didn't know where to turn to. Ended up dating her.
Idk why those bitches didn't just ask me beforehand I would've said yes, I dont like living alone.
But in my case they were both adults and no german teen runaways. Be prepared to get accused of rape by your BPD teen slampig.
Here's what I'm thinking:
>she's an ukrainian child "model", i.e. prostitute
>she's younger than what she's letting on, fifteen or probably fourteen
>she was at that party on orders from her pimps
>she noticed OP's drunk ass and chose him over the alternative
>her handlers are now looking for her
May god have mercy on your soul, OP
under rated
OP there is no way this ends well for you, she is a minor, shes obviously not telling you anything for a reason, and when it all backfires she well tell people the sex was non consensual.
He said:
Just ask to work in with her bro, stop being autistic. Get it?
Just ask to work in with her bro, stop being autistic
Have you considered topping a gay yet? You know, it's like feminine holes except tighter and gay bottoms know how to look after their holes.
You're not getting any pussy anyway, so why not settle for some boipucci.
I mean, you are on Veeky Forums after all.
Not Op but I’m just gonna say yes to see how you would have replied if that was the case