Tfw only ever get fats and bots

>tfw only ever get fats and bots

I get the stereotype but holy hell guys, what is wrong with my profile? I don’t ever get shit for matches. Got a STEM degree and pretty good job so I’m not a bum. I don’t swipe right on white chicks either so don’t worry about that shit.

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Although I have nothing to offer in terms of corrective measures I would say it's the bio m8

More pics of you looking directly at the camera maybe?

>stem degree
>fit
>group of friends
I don't know how you're not getting matches either. I would have thought that would put you near the top.

delete yr bio and the last pic

this senpai

the bio is cringy as fuck

This. Forward facing. And smile. Add background like in the city or out hiking or some shit.

My guess is the bio and mass effect pci but Tinder is fucking garbo anyway, imo just better off trying to approach in the real world and deal with whatever autism you may have my nigger.

Your bio is abysmal and stinks of try-hard

black + smart + nerd that browses Veeky Forums = bad
you need to tyrone it up more, ditch images 4, 6 - put less thought into bio to cater to the low IQ women you find on tinder

My dude just approach girls IRL you don't need this shit. If you really want gf it should be no issue, you're attractive anyway (no homo).

Stats?

The bio is trying too hard, mine just says i like cereal and I get matches every day

terrible bio and get rid of number 6

Remove the group pic and put a front facing professional looking headshot as the first photo

Ditch pics 4, 5 and 6.

Also don't be black.

also this
don't use that STD-infested app, you're above average especially for a black guy

Hold a Nintendo Switch, have a wide open mouth smile and make it your primary photo

grow your facial hair out you look oddly chinese without it

delete #6,5,4 and just put your height in bio

play out your nigger persona it will help. ditch the nerdy ass pic and the beyond cringy bio. i bet girls find you attractive and probably assume you have a big dick but then they see your mass effect picture and your bio and assume you get no ass because you disappoint women when you pull down your pants and you got a little weiner

The bio is awful
You are uggo and have a bloated face even at low bf
You look short

On tinder it doesn't matter if you have a le STEM degree or whatever it's all about the face and body. If you don't have the face then you'll only get matched with fatties and if you are lucky black ugly girls.

If you flex your money good enough you'll probably get some desperate Asian girls who got fired from their dog-fucking porn jobs. Remember asians, latinas, slavic girls consider you sub human and WILL literally fuck dogs and horses before you, hell even your own race won't look at you if you aren't light skin with model features or a famous rapper.

Lead with pic 3, delete pics 4 and 6. Get an animal pic

You HAVE to go back

You’re attractive and were I a woman I’d definitely fuck you. (No homo).

I’ll post a link here that show exactly how to get matches from tinder. It’s a complicate game

niggerlover

You look ghetto. Put on a shirt, jacket, tie etc.

woogieboogie nigger

it's tinder, shouldn't expect much. online dating with females is pretty pathetic at how they raise their standards since they'll have 100 desperate guys messaging them.

in person they don't have a false sense of entitlement for the filters/pound of make up they use.

Bruh, same here, i dont know whats wrong with me... okay i know im autistic af, but thats not a reason why only fats want me.
Probably the good ones think im a fake aswell. :3

Get an animal pic. A pic of you traveling, a pic with an interesting background blurred (portrait mode on your iPhone X), use basic make up if you have to. A picture with friends having a good time (all good looking and well dressed but no more good looking than you) and take out that bullshit picture of you dressed as a robot or whatever.

And get a better bio

To add to this if you are in a big city this is your competition, 6'5+ tanned and roided guys with more money than you. If you don't get girls in real life easily don't even install tinder

What the fuck the pics for this profile are perfect, and you say you get no matches? It must be the "no swiping white chicks"

>hurr why isn't my retarded video game picture working? wtf bros I'm STEM master race

I'm at best 6/10 face, live in one of the world's biggest cities and I've got dates from Tinder. Far more success with OKC but it's not impossible.

With unholy monstrosities maybe

Daily reminder that this is your competition

It's because you are black.

Women know that black men have shorter penis length.

...

maybe its a catfish trying to build followers

This. If I were black I would just go full Tyrone and get all the white wimins

NOPE IT'S A CERTIFIED SICK KUNT

dude you look like a good guy would let you bang my daughter if i had one srs

You're a nigger

edgy

Get rid of picture 5 and 6. Show your face more, you have good enough face.
Its obvious to people, especially girls, that you're trying to show your muscles. Its more attractive to girls when your not visibly trying to show your muscles but they're there. Don't worry about flexing in a picture, your frame is good enough and you fill clothes well enough.

>nigger
Jee wiz I sure wonder what could be the problem

Seriously though dude act like a nigger. You look like a normal black dude but if you want pussy dress like a douche and take selfies with women you know

N7 needs to be #1

>no one responds to bait posts
Did all the kids go back to school today? I'm prous of you Veeky Forums

Also your bio doesnt make sense but then again I've been in a relation for 5 years and am engaged so Idk how the fuck to date anymore

Forgot to add change that gay ass bio to something simple and add a shirtless pic

“Yo” would be an unironically good bio for you

I have no idea, you look hot and genuinely like a pretty cool dood, no homo

this
OP pls fuck my wife

Delete 4, 5, 6 and your bio completely

Be my boyfriend OP, n-nohomo

>everything I dislike is bait

go back to Africa and then try

THIS THIS wtf I can't believe girls have race preferences, it can't be true this is just dirty bait and I'm not falling for it, we are all the same after all.

Delete 2, 3, especially 4 and 6 and wipe bio. Add shirtless pic and you’ll be good

This.
I'm average looking and have met up with a few girls I matched with.
It's not impossible.

calling someone who just wants advice a nigger is bait. besides, OP looks like a black guy not a nigger

Profile

>i get more matches than this guy
you looks great op, not sure why you have problems. tinder is a social experiment type cesspool though, take your matches with a grain of salt

>Average
>6'5

m8

That's nothing, manlet.

I said average looking not average height.

>white
>good looking
>tall
Hurr im averuge you can do anything u want op just be urself

Are you spamming likes? They put you in low priority if you do that

shit really? how do i not "spam likes?" do they want me to scroll through their photos and open their bio, or is it based on time?

>6'5
>white
>NW1.5 hairline
>clear skin
>angular jaw
>average

6'2"-6'6" height is automatically +1-2/10 halo to your facial aesthetics

>idaho
That's why. Dating apps are set to Nightmare difficulty in rural areas, and that's true even for a white guy like me. 90% of my matches are whales too. My success was much better when I lived in a big urban area.

Yeah you have be an 8/10 black guy to equal a 5-6/10 white guy. Hollywood has been pumping out straight white heros for the longest and it shows white guys statically have the easiest time getting pussy online

good for you user

w-what if i'm taller and still muscularly proportional

It's about ratios. You need to actually turn people down. I don't know how much, and since it's a closed-source system it's impossible to know, but I've read a bunch of shit written by Tinder freaks and it sort of makes sense that they would do something like that to counter guys simply spamming like on every single pussy in a 100km radius.

I got curious and looked around.
Check out this article swipehelper.com/2016/11/16/tinder-algorithm/

>tfw pajeet
>bio is lets go grab a bite before I ask for your "bobs" and "vagene"
>grills find it funny

Feels good man

The pics are trying too hard,delete 5 and 3,we already know you're buff from 1 and 4.Let their imagination do the rest.

Delete bio,keep it simple

>all these replies saying you're fine
OP your profile is absolutely terrible and you look incredibly boring. Delete everything from it and rebuild completely. Your best pic is probably #3 but you should use it as supplemental at best just to show that you're somewhat athletic. Even your "fun" pics look like you're just taking the photo because someone told you to.

I'm not going to spoonfeed you but there's tons of resources out there giving you basic tips on making a profile. Use those as a skeleton, then add your own personal touches. Google is your friend. You're still going to end up with a shitty profile, but you'll at least learn how to present yourself.

Protip: the best quote I've heard on women is "the truth about women is that you can do anything to them except bore them". Take that into account when making your profile. Make sure your profile is completely fucking with them. Be an asshole in your pictures. Be a faggot in them. Fucking SOMETHING. I don't know anything about you from your profile other than you're boring and basic as fuck.

You seem like a good guy. Too nice. Cut the nerd pic, play on your blackness more. They see you as marriage material.

maybe 1 instead of 2 halo unless you go for tall chicks.
6'4" is pretty much ideal, it gets less ideal beyond 2m

Photos of you looking directly into the camera are intimidating. It's better to face the camera without looking directly into the lens.

i dont know WHAT the fuck you were thinking with that 6th picture, at what point in setting this up did you think adding your mass effect insert was a good idea?

5 and 4 aren't helping either, makes you look too obsessed with the gym and the other is just awkward

lmoa how is tinder hard, I have anime on my profile and I still get matches all the time.

>average looking
>almost Chad-tier jawline
Stop this at once

Deleted all but 1-3 and shortened up the bio.

Thoughts?

Congrats, you managed to make the bio even worse

I thought it was impossible to make your bio more cringeworthy but congrats, you managed

you somehow made the bio gayer, nobody goes on tinder to have conversations

I dont see anything wrong with the profile. Maybe
>there arent actually any hot girls on tinder
I mean it doesnt make sense that they would need it, have you ever heard of a 9/10 hottie who doesnt have 200 orbiters at all times?

>all those bio cucks
lmoa you niggas are fucking stupid as fuck, no one on tinder looks at bios ever. All they care about is your face and body pic. Maybe and thats even rare they will look at your bio for height.

7/10 I'd suck your dick in a non-homosexual way

Whatever you say, midget.

Then what the fuck is a good bio? Nothing seems good enough and this app isn’t worth spending this much time on. Gotten plenty of women without having to ever try this hard.

much, much better

What's wrong with his bio, I think this one is pretty nice.

>Then what the fuck is a good bio
"6'4"
that's it.

I like the bio desu

>removes all possible white matches
>probably watches anime
>trying to be funny while failing with bio
>coming across extremely feminine and friendly

It's a mystery, OP.