Manlet General

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asians don't count

>turn 360 degrees and moonwalk away

>the unripped lanklet
>the always excercising chadlet

face it short is more efficient, more effective

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I actually thought this was Joe Rogan.

Cringe kino.

Luckily the antidote is in the same webm. I aspire to be the chad with the qt on his lap.

>be me
>be 5'4 20 yr old guy
>be the shortest person in my night crew
>forget to bring my stepstool so i can get to the top shelf
>say, "fuck it" and reach to the product to condition
>Can't
>ask friend/ associate to help me get it
>He laughs and then gets it
>After he was done he says, "user, how are you supposed to reach your goals when you can't reach the top shelf?
>tfw

Althogh he was only kidding it still gets to me sometimes.

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They laugh at us because we're the evolution. Being tall is being an abomination, totally useless, clumsy and wasting energy. They know it and they are bitter so they try to shame us because of their inferiority complex

what an adorable little nip femlet

The mental gymnast championship is that way. ----> reddit.com/r/short/

lol'd

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why not when koreans are the most height obsessed people on earth

youtube.com/watch?v=tbBcxOcoZ_4

LYNCH'D

I swear, when that girl in the heels smiled I thought this would be a screamer. Her grin just gets nightmarishly wide all of a sudden. Definitely would tho.

ahahahahahahaha

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damn ive been there before..drunk horny n desperate than god i dont drink anymore

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taller dogs lives less than small dogs, maybe manlet lives more than lanket

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i'm 6'3 white with a good face and i never get any pussy. don't believe the memes. girl's don't give a fuck

>Manlet detected

you need status and money, for that reason you do not need lift for get woman

i really don't. shit sucks

uh, blue board

youtu.be/RPfx_jFZQuI

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these threads are fake news

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I would assume it only applies to irl gore and nudity

Honestly one of the best things Sammy boy ever did. Now if only he could start producing content and stop hamstringing himself.

I'm 6' / 1,84m
If you can't get any pussy, than it's your own fault...

Back in high school i got more girl asses than a toilet seat

Oh lawd it's that Joe Rogan again!!

underrated

>looks like a neet drugie
>still brags about hs

I used to go to an anytime fitness that had one of those benches, FUCK those things. I don't really blame him for doing that

>i am handsome and tall and don’t get laid
no you’re delusional and autistic

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This is what manlets do when they can't cope anymore

I had knee surgery at one point in my life, and every second of that clip is pure agony

that hair/cap combo
that colored shorts
that belly
that initial creepo grab before the facial look

jesus christ
i'm so freaked out he looks like the singer for jimmy eat world

you know
they made that song
the middle

damn i didnt even see that. fuckin chad the man!!!

How positively spoopy.

>only lengthen tibia
Won't the fibula get fucked up or something?
Need an ortho consult over here.

Oh wait I watched it again and the fibula does get lengthened too.

THE COPE

Doesn't matter, had sex.

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liked the posting until IOI

Keked. Back to the pit now.

Weeeeeeeee

youtube.com/watch?v=kW19vx3zH6Y

he wants to meet someone his size

Get a haircut you dirty hippy

That was soulless. I want to laugh at it, but I can't. That poor little guy looks fucking crushed.

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You make me think of the kid that would say, "big things come in small packages" in gradeschool

Gets me every time
butthurt manlet lol

The actual chart

Do you own a steppy stool for your house?

from the looks of it that bench is adjustable

shut the fuck up tattle tale

he couldnt even learn how to lower the bench

was this designed to scare people away from the procedure?

>go to a summer concert party for fun and to get crazy, create some memories
>some fat dyel manlet starts thrusting himself on you and can't take a hint after her first rejection
>thinks grinding on her more is suddenly going to make her into him now
>gets caught failing badly on video

lel

>limb lengthening institute of Los Angeles
>the no cope manlet institution

danny sexbang?!

lmao

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This fucking webm...

Even if you are some 30+ obese neet virgin loser, this guy would still be below you. There is nothing more pathetic than a man like that, not only by how he dresses and his posture, but also his complete lack of taking the fucking hint. I think I might have been a woman in my past life, because that shit right there is driving me up the fucking wall.

jesus christ that swerve was fucking painful to watch. if i remember right but that's his gf and she's mad at him

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is it truly living though?

I'm joining the police soon and i can't WAIT to arrest my first manlet.

just beware all manlets, I WILL stop and search you with no good cause and I WILL pull out a measuring tape to measure you IN PUBLIC

You might be driving your car, I'll pull you over and measure you.

You might be walking with your gf, I'll grab you and measure you.

You might be shitting on the toilet... I'll pull you out and measure you.

You might be selling illegal drugs, assaulting someone or committing any number of crimes... imma still measure you.

If you get feisty I'll write your exact height in feet and inches on your forehead.

And then I'll measure you again without your shoes or hair, just to be sure. That's right, Imma shave your head and take off your shoes then I'll measure you.

And if in your manlet rage boils over and you pull out a weapon, the only measurement imma give you is a .22

kek this has to be pasta

only if you want it to be

>I can break these cuffs
>You can't break those cuffs
>WUUAAARGHH

Good ol' YTMND days

if youre in the red just move to asia

Being really tall has its downsides too - I'm 6'5" and I barely fit in my bed, I drive a large car (will never be able to own a small sports car), etc etc. On the plus side, I've got a girthy 9 inch penis...

post pens and musel

>6'5
>tall
>9"
>big

Gods work user.