The dawn of a new year has arrived and with it, an evil force hellbent on our destruction.
While you fools argue over girlfriends and onions, The Dark Lord Elliot has been secretly growing his army of brain-dead twinks.
Brainwashing them through his mastery of the Bioenergetic force. Bestowing upon them supernatural powers such as the ability to breathe through the balls and produce cries loud enough to wipe out all life forms in a 10 km radius.
His army is nigh unstoppable and he is determined to impose bioenergetic catharsis across this bitch of an earth.
This is a call to arms for all of my brethren. We are all that stands between the free world and the corrupting autism of The Dark Lord's army.
Will you join the cause, or let the world be destroyed by a manlet?
Do you see what happens when Christianity gets attacked by every side? Along the decades, people start turning back into pagan animals because of a lack of meaning. The breaking of the civilizational constrinctions Christianity brought to the world liberates all of humanity's beastly habits, like Pandora's jar.
Ethan Martin
This is exactly why the crusades happened. To put these animals down and restore order to the world. That is why we need a new crusade aimed towards the heart of his empire, Belize. Only by striking them down can we hope to return to the ways of Christ, the first sick kunt.
Jack Thompson
So he is starting a cult to fuck women, because his wife looks like shit?
Adrian Carter
It is much more sinister than that. Elltio is a being of pure bioenergy. As his power grows, he requires more and more bioenergy to maintain his physical form. He does this by converting normies into his army, and converting their painful and anguished cries into readily available bio-energy.
He wants to convert the world into his own personal battery
Alexander Reed
And the effects of bioenergetic catharsis is truly disgusting. Look here to this picture of his demon wife, who's body has been permanently scarred and distorted by sucking the life force out of her. This is the fate we will all suffer if his army is not defeated.
Lucas Myers
If you look closely at Elliott’s eyes, you will see that they are slit like a reptilian.
Im sure if we deconstruct this unholy tutorial we can find a clue to nullifying his power.
Josiah Brooks
PLEASE have sex
Joseph Long
He is clearly a New World Order agent whose body is being used as a vessel to carry out the New Age, one world religion.
Nolan Flores
kys roastie
Robert Russell
HES CHARGING 1,000 FOR A TWO DAY "MEDITATION RETREAT"
Cooper Wood
World conquering armies ain't free boi.
Nolan Evans
Why is he actually doing this?
Samuel Robinson
>what are those crazy thoughts just get your dick sucked bruh lol
Chase Long
did you breathe in through your balls
Jason Davis
I sincerely wouldn't be surprised if Elliott became like a mass murderer or serial killer in the next 5-10 years. The dude just sets off all sorts of weird defensive mechanisms when I watch his stuff. The guy is seriously unstable.
