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anotha one

All shit, please refrain from posting on this site until you are 18 years of age

awful

>my sides

>woman can't even find the bathroom
lmao there's signs everywhere
stupid bitch

>/fit
>humour

what the actual fuck guys....

everyone who posted needs to KYS

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I don't get it. is his squat too low?

Im actually embarrassed right now

MY FRIENDS LIKE IT FUCK!

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I don't care if I'm retarded, what the actual fuck is the joke?

You forgot the "humor" part

SAGE

ugggghh

Funniest thing in this thread by far

where is the fucking humorous shit in any of these posts....
fuck all you anons

mhmmm....

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quality

hahahahahahah

I’m trying to rest up and my fucking neighbors
>pic related

Why the fuck did I laugh at this?

Am I retarded?

i would like to know too

I let my autism show by accident lads. What do I say to ask her to hang out now?

jesus fucking christ senpai

xd

lmao am I fucked

.0005 btc to whoever explains this, 500 word minimum essay

No, you laughed because thats the most tryhard beta shit in history

So you want humor huh?....well heres a funny joke...there are people out there who eat chicken and lift heavy objects everyday in hope somebody loves them

youre a fucking retard is what you are

i actually lold

Top stuph m8

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delet this

dude ask her if she's working out

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What do you have to eat and lift to get someone to love you then?

>whats up
>good

so when does the /humor/ thread start?

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right now*

>texting girls
>WHILE REFERENCING EXCERCISING

Hehehe

I wish my fat chick friend would go on more rants, she just constantly posts how she's "done with this shit"
TELL ME WHAT SHIT, PLEASE
AND IF YOU'RE DONE WITH IT YOU BETTER CHANGE THINGS

My soul...

The joke is that there's no punchline. He asks her if her dad was a boxer like it's the setup for a joke/pick-up line but then doesn't deliver a punchline. There is no joke, the funny part is the unexpected, deadbeat reply. Retards.

>old guy in the corner is laughing his ass off

fucking kek

Is this what humor has evolved into? Am I getting old?

w-wait a minute...

yes
yes

you just post "lol" or a smiley and leave it
by now it's too late, you need to do that immediately, otherwise people don't know what to make of it, especially women, there's a reason they use "lol" like it's punctuation

THERE ARE TIMES
WHEN I LOOK IN THE MIRROR
ALL THESE LINES
IN MY FACE GETTING CLEARER

it's the same as "why did the chicken cross the road?"
that joke is absolutely wasted on its target demographic, BTW

autism, stage 4

You have to go back

That was alpha as fuck though

THE PAST IS GOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
IT WENT BY, LIKE DUSK TO DAWN

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>the joke is that there is no joke

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if i wanted humor i would just ask your one rep max

>familyguyaddict.com

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

>and this, son is why allowing the Jews to hold a monopoly on media and academia brought about the feminist ideaology that allowed your mother to take my farm and tractor and why future generations of young men like yourself will be wary of long term relationships and disenfranchised with the instiitution of marriage. Learn from this my boy and remember me fondly, for now that my lifes work and property, that has been in my family for generations has been stolen, I have nothing to live for and shall soon depart from the cruel and unfamilliiar world.

lost

loled

holy shit dude i'm dying

farmer knows what the fuck he's talking about

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the future is now old man

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this reminds me of the memes where they invert the colors and add the shaking effects on purpose. That may be what theyre going for

Anyway I fucking lol'd

Fuck me I laughed

Is she into fitness?

If so just say
>well it isn't 2am now, but let's go out for a protein shake.

Assuming you have a protein shake restaurant around.

Alturnativly just say get some protien, and that (inset restaurant) makes a good steak or whatever

legitimately funny

I actually cried laughing at this.

And I can't tell if someone just made this on purpose. Like its too retarded right?

>"why did the chicken cross the road?"

Except this joke is word play. 'The other side' refers to the afterlife. So it isn't the same at all, guy

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Yes, and Adidas is an acronym for "All Day I Dream About Sex".

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>Is she into fitness?
i dont think so

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>just snap my shit up sempai

A-archaeologist?