Height is to men, as ______ are to women

face

>is to men, as ______ are
this is bugging the shit out of me; it should be "... is to women"

Lol I've never seen a chick self conscious about her tits out of high school unless she's a butterface

Agreed, especially waist:hip ratio.

That may be true, but the confidence difference between big titty girls vs small titty girls is normally due.

This.
Boobs = height.

You're bad at reading body language then.
Watch how she acts next to a girl with a great chest.
A chestlet's day would be ruined.

The girl to the right looks like she is mocking her. lol

It reminds me of when girls praise their fat friends. They sometimes do it in such an overexagerated way as to say "in case anyone is wondering, I'm just doing this to be nice. This is not actually my standard of beautiful. Don't take me seriously."

big titty girls are always crying about being fat

They may otherwise be comparing tan.