At the club

>bald and cancer ridden
>thinks that means more than he's doubly defective

Dont get drunk. Have at most 2 drinks and have fun with it.

Trying to get laid with a girl from a club for the first time..
Oh boy, where do I start.
Don't get too drunk, it's easy to forget it once you are drunk.
Girl shouldn't be your priority, pressure can and being drunk leads to choices you will regret.
Don't start a fight just because you can. Otherwise a you may find a knife in your stomach or simply get KO'd out of nowhere and your "new found confidence" goes down the drain as fast as you gained it.
Having fun with friends is your priority.

I was clubbing a lot when I was younger, but didn't dance a lot or had fun, I used to be the one on my phone somewhere in the corner. But I did observe a lot of what was happening in this weird place. Have seen the worst that can happen..

But yeah, few drinks, music and friends is good combo. Enjoy.

>that'll sort itself out
but you have to talk to them tho

Show us the outfit. Chances are you look like a total moron. Also don't get too shitfaced.

Have fun with your friends. If you look like you are having a great time women will be attracted to you. Also don't be ugly

Drink enough but not too much. You don’t wanna b ‘that guy’

Take a look if the party isn LGBT, like seriously.

A friend of mine asked us for a party cause he was going to get on bed for a month, the fucker forgot to check what kind of party it was, when we got there we only saw gays. After some hours we got really drunk and luck and each one got a girl, but i don't wanna to try that again.

>Have fun with your friends.
How the fuck are you supposed to have fun with guys in a place where abnoxious music blares too loud for anyone to talk, and there is literally nothing to do but dance with girls?

Serious question, I would love to know how normies have actual fun in an environment like this.

Get drunk and mess around with your friends