6'3" 185 lbs

Your dad: american 9, big house and lots of free time

You: azn 5, rented cubicle in the outskirts and $85k in debt

Joke's on you my dad's an alcoholic abusive ex con slavshit.

>tfw grower not shower
>6.5" hard, bulbous head, never measured shaft but it's not thin
>greek statue-tier baby dick when soft
>never taken a dick pic before
>just know that if I ever do I'll regret it somehow
>dudes I know who send dick pics are incredulous
>"dude, you've been with your gf for 6 years, you're practically married, you should just send her one, it's fun"
>I trust my gf but fuck no still
>gf and I break up suddenly a few weeks ago
>glad I never sent her one

>tfw 6'9
>6.5" dick

p-proportionally average r-right??

iktf bro. got that greek statue sized flaccid that more than quadruples when erect. i trust my gf but I'm never gon send anyone any dickpics. not just cos of size i don't like any pictures of me anywhere but family albums

hahahaha my dick is fat as fuck but regular length and TINY when flaccid. one of my exes told me it looked like i didnt even have a penis once when we had sex and i got soft after

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idk man. i've got a pretty small dick. 5 inches. Plenty of hot girls have seen it. Tell them its seven inches. They always believe it. Then tell me its big. Funny thing is, I don't even care if women think its big. I just like seeing how gullible and impressionable they are.

Imagine being this much of a twink

>5 x 5 flaccid
>still a grower

You still got to fuck her though OP, the only girl I've ever slept with could barely handle it and complained of pain if I did anything more than slide the tip in.